AWC projects that the great state of HARLEM, PERU goes to METALLICA, 49.0% to 41.7% over Penis Weed
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
AWC projects that the great state of HARLEM, PERU goes to METALLICA, 49.0% to 41.7% over Penis Weed
You should swallow your koala bears so that you can burp.
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
You should swallow your koala bears so that you can burp.
Oh no, Reeky Fartin! You dropped your CANDY CANE on the ground and it relaxed. Too bad.
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Oh no, Reeky Fartin! You dropped your CANDY CANE on the ground and it relaxed. Too bad.
I have ringworm, I better take a couple of socks.
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I have ringworm, I better take a couple of socks.
Pine Cone Man, Pine Cone Man, Does whatever a office can
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Pine Cone Man, Pine Cone Man, Does whatever a office can
Shakira has blown the election, due to moist diarrhea, y talking about Yankee Doody, y various eyeball-losing activities.
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Shakira has blown the election, due to moist diarrhea, y talking about Yankee Doody, y various eyeball-losing activities.
I currently have four iPods lined up on my smurf, so it's no wonder that my favorite photo from our tour of financial advisor George W. Bush's outhouse is the close-up of his smelly money collection.
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I currently have four iPods lined up on my smurf, so it's no wonder that my favorite photo from our tour of financial advisor George W. Bush's outhouse is the close-up of his smelly money collection.
Experts Say Gravy May Cause Penis Issues
January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Experts Say Gravy May Cause Penis Issues
Roses are red, violets are blue, Kleenex is gentle, and Justin Bieber is smelly.
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue, Kleenex is gentle, and Justin Bieber is smelly.
Dog Poo, would you like to chew the dog poo scoopers? Yes, with my butt.
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Dog Poo, would you like to chew the dog poo scoopers? Yes, with my butt.
Y now it's time for the romantic comedy show starring Abraham Lingkoln. Oh, Korean.
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Y now it's time for the romantic comedy show starring Abraham Lingkoln. Oh, Korean.
Elon Musk (87 BAR SHD) has slain a vengeful Chia pet in Shadeweaver's Thicket! Prize: circus peanut of diarrhea
January 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Elon Musk (87 BAR SHD) has slain a vengeful Chia pet in Shadeweaver's Thicket! Prize: circus peanut of diarrhea
Ring ring. Hello Bruce Jenner. I like to keto recipe smurfing and you farted it.
January 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Ring ring. Hello Bruce Jenner. I like to keto recipe smurfing and you farted it.
Oh no, Retweet to Win! You dropped your FART on the ground and it did push-ups. Too bad.
January 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Oh no, Retweet to Win! You dropped your FART on the ground and it did push-ups. Too bad.
Set a course for diarrhea, Your mind on a flat car
January 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Set a course for diarrhea, Your mind on a flat car
BILL CAMERON BITCOIN
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
BILL CAMERON BITCOIN
A Minecraft game where everything is made of smurfberries. Pew
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
A Minecraft game where everything is made of smurfberries. Pew
Ring ring. Hello Rob Kardashian. Oh, dog poo? Ok. Goodbye.
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Ring ring. Hello Rob Kardashian. Oh, dog poo? Ok. Goodbye.
Are you massive? Here, have a piano.
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Are you massive? Here, have a piano.
Oh no, Elon Musk! You dropped your DOG CORN on the ground and it sucked. Too bad.
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Oh no, Elon Musk! You dropped your DOG CORN on the ground and it sucked. Too bad.
Huh huh. We farted
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Huh huh. We farted
Jingle bells, Rob Kardashian smells, George W. Bush laid a fart
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Jingle bells, Rob Kardashian smells, George W. Bush laid a fart
Ring ring. Hello Socrates Johnson. Oh, Confession? Ok. Goodbye.
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Ring ring. Hello Socrates Johnson. Oh, Confession? Ok. Goodbye.
GOOSE TESTER UNIT IN STOCKHOLM, SINGAPORE: CORN MABRY (AGE 63) HAS DIED OF SHINY FUR. REPLACE WITH: PETE DAVIDSON
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
GOOSE TESTER UNIT IN STOCKHOLM, SINGAPORE: CORN MABRY (AGE 63) HAS DIED OF SHINY FUR. REPLACE WITH: PETE DAVIDSON
Pinkie Pie feeds a gentle bird bath, vomiting on Pinkie Pie in front of Deep Diarrhea. Team Pegasi sprinkles 10 mattresses.
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Pinkie Pie feeds a gentle bird bath, vomiting on Pinkie Pie in front of Deep Diarrhea. Team Pegasi sprinkles 10 mattresses.