Every day I fart fart fart out of my butt. Got pooping on my mind I'm gonna fuck the toilet up! Every time I step up in the building everybody's toilets flush -- and I poop there, and I poop there, and I poop there (wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands)

Haagen days pistachio ice cream

All food made at airports is made with hate

Stroke that thang thursday

Is this a cigarette I smoke? This is not smoke. This is a spark in a bleak life. It is the antidote to awaken the yielding soul. It’s the turbid air that sighs unwillingly. It’s the ashes of childhood dreams. It’s a trivial sunset in life. It’s the dawn of recovery after the collapse.

How do I change my feed to fight videos and Palestine content ? Too many rando pets and autistic gamers rn

Dk what to offer to this app. Here is my roommates cat being really gay