Cosmic Horror Goblin
@buliaros.bsky.social
Tom, of Static Canvas fame
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: [email protected]
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: [email protected]
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Putting this out there now that the house move is done:
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
man, the sheer fucking satisfaction of beating a particularly gruelling climb in Cairn, fingers bloody, stomach empty, half frozen to death, all your pitons fucked up, no chalk, empty water can. Brilliant.
February 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
man, the sheer fucking satisfaction of beating a particularly gruelling climb in Cairn, fingers bloody, stomach empty, half frozen to death, all your pitons fucked up, no chalk, empty water can. Brilliant.
Just got on the bus and realized I've left my coffee flask at home
a man wearing a plaid shirt and a blue vest is standing with his hands on his hips .
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and a blue vest is standing with his hands on his hips .
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February 16, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Just got on the bus and realized I've left my coffee flask at home
Cairn's honestly straight to the top of my GOTY list and it is getting a big old video essay made about it soon
February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Cairn's honestly straight to the top of my GOTY list and it is getting a big old video essay made about it soon
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In one regard Cairn is no change to the status quo for the Game Bakers in that it has a banger soundtrack, I think this track is my favourite (mostly because it reminds me of some of the a capella tunes from Dark):
Cairn Original Soundtrack - Fatigue Is In Your Head
YouTube video by G4F Records
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
In one regard Cairn is no change to the status quo for the Game Bakers in that it has a banger soundtrack, I think this track is my favourite (mostly because it reminds me of some of the a capella tunes from Dark):
NEW POST: As we find ourselves in the tailwind of yet another videogame to TV adaptation in the works, I find myself asking a vital question: Is there any point to this? The answer, it seems, is more complicated than a simple 'no'.
Are videogame adaptations pointless?
What happens when the player is taken away from the story? Is it bad if it doesn't make a difference?
open.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
NEW POST: As we find ourselves in the tailwind of yet another videogame to TV adaptation in the works, I find myself asking a vital question: Is there any point to this? The answer, it seems, is more complicated than a simple 'no'.
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if this has to be a news story it should be that a qualified and competent doctor has been run out of a struggling NHS simply because she is transgender
The BBC reporting on Beth Upton’s current employment situation is definitely not in the public interest, and it is insane how much the British press freely get away with harassing her for the crime of simply living her life existing as a trans person in the UK.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
if this has to be a news story it should be that a qualified and competent doctor has been run out of a struggling NHS simply because she is transgender
A cool bit of road design by the station there where if there's a queue in the right lane because of where the taxis and coaches park up noone can get by in the left lane even if it's completely clear
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
A cool bit of road design by the station there where if there's a queue in the right lane because of where the taxis and coaches park up noone can get by in the left lane even if it's completely clear
got a really nutritionally dense substack post coming tomorrow. Been a real bugger to write lol
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
got a really nutritionally dense substack post coming tomorrow. Been a real bugger to write lol
Someone on the ward is blasting circus music this morning
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Someone on the ward is blasting circus music this morning
Really good how if you need a confirmation email to sign into something sometimes it just doesn't appear in your inbox. That never happened 20 years ago, so I don't know what the issue is today?
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Really good how if you need a confirmation email to sign into something sometimes it just doesn't appear in your inbox. That never happened 20 years ago, so I don't know what the issue is today?
Been watching clips of Lucifer recently and Tom Ellis' accent in that show is truly ridiculous. He's having so much fun in that role.
February 14, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Been watching clips of Lucifer recently and Tom Ellis' accent in that show is truly ridiculous. He's having so much fun in that role.
Dream your dreams
(Pesto chicken quesadilla)
(Pesto chicken quesadilla)
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Dream your dreams
(Pesto chicken quesadilla)
(Pesto chicken quesadilla)
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Why did they call it Untitled John Wick Game and not Baba Yaga Is You?
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Why did they call it Untitled John Wick Game and not Baba Yaga Is You?
It's actually insulting how long it's taking me to get home today
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It's actually insulting how long it's taking me to get home today
Feel like I've burned up all my good karma on 'buying a house that has turned out to have zero problems' because it's been nothing but bad vibes ever since
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Feel like I've burned up all my good karma on 'buying a house that has turned out to have zero problems' because it's been nothing but bad vibes ever since
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I do a really bad job of promoting my work, but if you like YouTube videos about incredibly niche video games then please take a look at my channel. In the last couple of years I've made some of my favourite stuff and I'd love for it to reach more people: www.youtube.com/@segadriven
SEGADriven.com
The video companion to SEGADriven.com!
SEGADriven is a SEGA news and information source that focuses on SEGA's console history, retro games and new software hitting the shelves soon. We want to shar...
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I do a really bad job of promoting my work, but if you like YouTube videos about incredibly niche video games then please take a look at my channel. In the last couple of years I've made some of my favourite stuff and I'd love for it to reach more people: www.youtube.com/@segadriven
started Cairn this evening. Really powerfully good shit right from minute one. Could be The Game Bakers' best.
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
started Cairn this evening. Really powerfully good shit right from minute one. Could be The Game Bakers' best.
We really need to sort out this pothole situation in town. I shouldn't have to worry if the bus I'm on is about to capsize because the roads look like Donkey Kong has been hunting for banandium gems
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
We really need to sort out this pothole situation in town. I shouldn't have to worry if the bus I'm on is about to capsize because the roads look like Donkey Kong has been hunting for banandium gems
Ah would you look at that? A cool game for even less than a fiver...
Metal Garden is on Steam front page as part of today's Daily Deal!
It's also at it's lowest price ever! I hope you enjoy it! :)
store.steampowered.com/app/3539440/...
It's also at it's lowest price ever! I hope you enjoy it! :)
store.steampowered.com/app/3539440/...
Save 30% on Metal Garden on Steam
Travel through an overgrown megastructure, and discover what lies beyond it. Metal Garden is a short, atmospheric singleplayer FPS game.
store.steampowered.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Ah would you look at that? A cool game for even less than a fiver...
They should invent a kind of bus that turns up
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
They should invent a kind of bus that turns up
Giving myself a good laugh imagining Popeye being on Warfarin and his INR being absolutely fucked because of all the spinach he eats
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Giving myself a good laugh imagining Popeye being on Warfarin and his INR being absolutely fucked because of all the spinach he eats
just seen some absolutely wild shit on OK Cupid where a lady's put her phone number in her bio. Zero survival instinct. I wish her well.
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
just seen some absolutely wild shit on OK Cupid where a lady's put her phone number in her bio. Zero survival instinct. I wish her well.
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NEW POST: Another volume of Cool Games For a Fiver has entered the building! Here are nine budget friendly titles I really think you should consider playing:
Even More Cool Games for a Fiver | Static Canvas
YouTube video by Static Canvas
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
NEW POST: Another volume of Cool Games For a Fiver has entered the building! Here are nine budget friendly titles I really think you should consider playing: