It seems as though the world wishes me ill will. I will serve my sentence for 8 months with no eligible parole. This is quite disturbing, but as they say this is a dog eat dog world, and I will verily eat any dogs that try me within my 4 walls of confinement.

Was finally released on bail, I am now free until my sentencing 😜😜

Well here's a shocker, I enter the stall looking to defecate when I see two men inside one of them engaging in nefarious acts. HR would not be pleased about this. Needless to say, they have been blackmailed and now owe me a quarter of their wage every month.

Another eventful evening. Skirts were flipped, the holes were observed. I am feeling good about tonight, I feel as though when I board the train, I will find an onahole.

What a beautiful afternoon. A day is never complete until I look under my fellow co-workers skirt and gaze upon the abyss.

Under the illumination of the moon is when I feel most enlightened. For this is no regular moon, you must imagine that this is an ethereal portal, an illuminated ass in the sky. Any other lunar phase makes me yearn in anticipation for the day I see another full moon.

I would like to thank the clan for inviting me. I strive to make bluesky a better place. Now one can only hope for a discord unban, so that I may rain my heavenly principles upon the realm of humans

Sometimes I feel the darkness looming up over the sky. The dawn of a new era is about to emerge upon us. But, as dusk rises, I see the sun for what it truly is. Light? No. Life? No. It is simply, a yellow ass hole, being opened by the lord, illuminating our beings.

May the world bask in eternal glory of our saints asses