luo binghe has a secret slutweed garden
@bunnxianluvsu.bsky.social
you might know me from ao3
doing 'scary vampire sqq' who gives a shit
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
doing 'scary vampire sqq' who gives a shit
personal news we're gonna get married :)
April 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
personal news we're gonna get married :)
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instead of watching a minecraft movie you can watch my cat linus brave the nether instead
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
instead of watching a minecraft movie you can watch my cat linus brave the nether instead
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Respect must be paid
March 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Respect must be paid
not tagging the author of the idea in my social media fanfiction but i saw recently an interpretation that "if you're hot it's hard to figure out your sexuality," something i think is enchantingly lbh
(threadfic)
(threadfic)
something i think about a lot is that martha stewart was a successful stockbroker and that the catering company (and then hobby farm and subsequent cookbook + television + magazine empire) was a second act-- and before that she was a model. anyway, i think that binghe,
March 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
not tagging the author of the idea in my social media fanfiction but i saw recently an interpretation that "if you're hot it's hard to figure out your sexuality," something i think is enchantingly lbh
(threadfic)
(threadfic)
i feel like sy transmigrating in nyy would be kind of like when sy transmigrated into sqq but in reverse: the broad consensus is that sy becoming sqq "chilled him the fuck out". conversely, eight months after sy becomes nyy, someone asks ming fan when yingying became "such a bitch"
here is the thing: if sy transmigrated in nyy instead of sqq, it would have been competent macbeth.
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i feel like sy transmigrating in nyy would be kind of like when sy transmigrated into sqq but in reverse: the broad consensus is that sy becoming sqq "chilled him the fuck out". conversely, eight months after sy becomes nyy, someone asks ming fan when yingying became "such a bitch"
here is the thing: if sy transmigrated in nyy instead of sqq, it would have been competent macbeth.
February 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
here is the thing: if sy transmigrated in nyy instead of sqq, it would have been competent macbeth.
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a fun thing to think about is articulating link + zelda as shen jiu + shen yuan and ganondorf as lbh.
"what if they showed kindness to ganondorf just once, huh"
February 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
a fun thing to think about is articulating link + zelda as shen jiu + shen yuan and ganondorf as lbh.
a fun thing to think about is articulating link + zelda as shen jiu + shen yuan and ganondorf as lbh.
"what if they showed kindness to ganondorf just once, huh"
February 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
a fun thing to think about is articulating link + zelda as shen jiu + shen yuan and ganondorf as lbh.
scumvillain is so funny because i'm playing tears of the kingdom rn with sv brainrot and it's like " :/ the cowards at nintendo will not even give ganondorf a CHANCE"
February 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
scumvillain is so funny because i'm playing tears of the kingdom rn with sv brainrot and it's like " :/ the cowards at nintendo will not even give ganondorf a CHANCE"
shen qingqiu is a public identity, legally owned by shen yuan but most frequently performed by shen jiu, for reasons concerning shen yuan’s health. the arrangement is totally secret, even to the head of security (yqy) and shen qingqiu’s bodyguard (lqg). sqh knows (authored the legal circumstances);
February 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
shen qingqiu is a public identity, legally owned by shen yuan but most frequently performed by shen jiu, for reasons concerning shen yuan’s health. the arrangement is totally secret, even to the head of security (yqy) and shen qingqiu’s bodyguard (lqg). sqh knows (authored the legal circumstances);
i got like. laid off the week of the election and i have been uh. badly depressed/in bad shape since and it’s been really a bad and i hve been unwell
February 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
i got like. laid off the week of the election and i have been uh. badly depressed/in bad shape since and it’s been really a bad and i hve been unwell
i’m also like, deeply fascinated by shen jiu, sy’s innie, widlly misunderstanding what the bruises on his thighs, hips mean
is this a safe space to divulge brainworms. obviously in a severance au shen qingqiu is a severed employee who dresses neck to ankle, wrist to elbow every day and liu qingge, severed colleague, learns you could dress to conceal information when sqq tugs at his collar and reveals a lurid hickey
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
i’m also like, deeply fascinated by shen jiu, sy’s innie, widlly misunderstanding what the bruises on his thighs, hips mean
i want to get married :(
February 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i want to get married :(
is this a safe space to divulge brainworms. obviously in a severance au shen qingqiu is a severed employee who dresses neck to ankle, wrist to elbow every day and liu qingge, severed colleague, learns you could dress to conceal information when sqq tugs at his collar and reveals a lurid hickey
February 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
is this a safe space to divulge brainworms. obviously in a severance au shen qingqiu is a severed employee who dresses neck to ankle, wrist to elbow every day and liu qingge, severed colleague, learns you could dress to conceal information when sqq tugs at his collar and reveals a lurid hickey
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there is something about like. sy/bingge in which the change from sy to sqq is articulated as professional dom sy having to break up with bingge as a client because hurting him upsets sy so badly.
February 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
there is something about like. sy/bingge in which the change from sy to sqq is articulated as professional dom sy having to break up with bingge as a client because hurting him upsets sy so badly.
kind of obsessed with the idea of bingge going whining panting sweating aroused when encountering shen yuan's cruel streak as expressed by nerd-on-nerd forum violence
February 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
kind of obsessed with the idea of bingge going whining panting sweating aroused when encountering shen yuan's cruel streak as expressed by nerd-on-nerd forum violence
my bestie just sent me the jin ling's uncle post lol
February 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my bestie just sent me the jin ling's uncle post lol
the actual point of this post is thinking about whether or not it would be scarier for shen yuan to come home to binghe fighting another binghe, and one of them says that the one he moved in with six months ago is a clone, a fake; or,
occasionally my boyfriend will tell me about something in spider man that ruins my whole life and last night i learned about the "clone saga"
January 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
the actual point of this post is thinking about whether or not it would be scarier for shen yuan to come home to binghe fighting another binghe, and one of them says that the one he moved in with six months ago is a clone, a fake; or,
occasionally my boyfriend will tell me about something in spider man that ruins my whole life and last night i learned about the "clone saga"
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
occasionally my boyfriend will tell me about something in spider man that ruins my whole life and last night i learned about the "clone saga"
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shl: -and then the little imp bastard says “can’t lady saintess, this lowly one is entitled to three ke breaks per shift”
lmy: *parries a close range attack with her sword* seems reasonable
lmy: *parries a close range attack with her sword* seems reasonable
November 8, 2024 at 1:37 AM
shl: -and then the little imp bastard says “can’t lady saintess, this lowly one is entitled to three ke breaks per shift”
lmy: *parries a close range attack with her sword* seems reasonable
lmy: *parries a close range attack with her sword* seems reasonable
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nothing funnier in the world than binghe being jealous of six balls.
lbh, furious: i could be ten balls for you shizun
sqq: what does that MEAN
lbh, furious: i could be ten balls for you shizun
sqq: what does that MEAN
November 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
nothing funnier in the world than binghe being jealous of six balls.
lbh, furious: i could be ten balls for you shizun
sqq: what does that MEAN
lbh, furious: i could be ten balls for you shizun
sqq: what does that MEAN
can i just say: not being invited back to boyfriend's mom's house for christmas is worse than not being invited the first time
December 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
can i just say: not being invited back to boyfriend's mom's house for christmas is worse than not being invited the first time