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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · 16d

Yes, and isn't it ✨marvelous✨?

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · 17d

"I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" comes on:

Me: Oh, it's Nie Mingjue's theme.

AE (at the same time): It's Lan Xichen's theme song!

Me: Well, whatever it is, Jiggy is somewhere in the middle of it.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · 17d

I wanted to make a list of classic weird fiction titles that sound like they could be porn, but the only one I could come up with was "Man-Size in Marble". Anyway, "Man-Size in Marble" sounds like porn.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · 24d

Aww, Nancy, presumably moments before she gets coshed over the head with something and stuck in the trunk of her roadster.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Oct 5

My focus app features an animation of a ripped husky, so I can only assume that Mo Ran is preventing me from browsing the socials until I've worked on my fic.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Oct 5

Oh no, I heard the first few notes of "Shoplifters of the World" and now it's going to be in my head for the rest of my life.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 23

There are lots of pieces of poems stuck in my head, mostly from a long time ago, but the ones I have reread the most are e.e. cummings's "all in green went my love riding", Frank Stanford's "Death and the Arkansas River", and Alfred Noyes's "The Highwayman".

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 20

I have probably never spoken to you once, but I need to high-five somebody whose dad also likes the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem, they were literally who I thought of first when I read this question.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 13

TIL that "boudoir" pretty much literally means "sulking room" and now I absolutely understand the necessity.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 13

Highly recommend Romance of Tiger & Rose! An exhausted TV writer gets sucked into her own schlock drama as the villainess. The drama is about a man from a patriarchal country who gets married off to a princess from a matriarchal country, obvs there are PLOTS. The main pairing is het but also HOT.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 11

1. Fish, unless it's in sushi form. Cooked fish tastes like train grime.

2. Dunno the brand, but the Outlaw is proof positive that I have a Very Big Mouth. AE can serve as a witness if you don't believe me.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 10

That's gonna make a heck of crudite plate!

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 9

I started rewriting one fic, and then my computer glitched and erased it again. It is now a fight to the death.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 7

Now the question is: for motivation, can I replace horniness with sheer stubborn fury?

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Sep 7

Just realized I deleted the two fics I was working on, so I feel pretty cursed, thanks for asking.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jul 7

All shall love you and despair!

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jul 7

WORD.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jul 7

Watching ad block make commercials vanish before my eyes, wondering if this is how King Arthur felt when he acquired Merlin as an ally.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jul 5

Really nothing hornier than reading a fic and encountering a word I don't know.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jun 26

Looking at a picture of Napoleon III and thinking, "I don't think he earned those tight pants."

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jun 20

Maurice will make you think it's going to be about the travails of Historical Gays, but it actually has a very sweet ending.

Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jun 20

What if I don't write a beginning for this story. What if I just start it in the middle of a sentence.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jun 14

I also don't know who decided it was a good idea to take real estate photos from horror-movie angles, but it doesn't give the illusion of space, it just implies that you're hiding the ancestral curse just out of frame.

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jun 14

When you're home-hunting, there are few phrases more depressing than "modern grey".

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Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters @buriedinroses.bsky.social · Jun 9

Thanks to whoever brought it up to 1,100 despite the fact that I am clearly unable to count.