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Attention all Mouth Breathers

you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
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1 trillion lions could defeat the sun.

change my mind.
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tummy time 1v1 i would win guaranteed nobody would beat me in tummy time
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im taking it like a good boy
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Somebody get me a diary because I'm a wimpy kid 🗣️
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Pasta is really just Italian scrambled eggs.

Change my mind.
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What's your strategy when putting on deodorant?

How do you stroke it?
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This is my haiku titled " #Ad "

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How many times per day do you think you lick your teeth?
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What are school buses doing during the school day? Could they not go fill that bus up with Amazon packages and do a little deliver on the side?

Put those school buses to work!
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Sep 10
this is what i would crave maybe if i were a woman and on my period

not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Sep 8
It's my RIGHT as an American citizen to take a biss on the side of the highway and you can't stop me
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Sep 3
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not driving IN traffic

YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Aug 29
what does a twitch stream smell like?

lmk ur thoughts
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Aug 27
PEAK GAME ITEMS TIERLIST

#Peak
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Aug 25
I did some research this weekend.

There are 4,731 episodes of Sesame Street across 55 seasons and as a society we have learned NOTHING the world is still full of evil :(
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Aug 20
cat ears do NOT make me a furry

just want to clarify that

they are JUST cat ears 😺
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Aug 18
close your eyes. visualize it. breathe it in. smell it. taste it.

the climax.
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burn2r @burn2r.com · Aug 15
i left a man stranded in the bathroom stall yesterday with no toilet paper

if you're reading this with your shit caked ass, i'm sorry, next time i will give you toilet paper :(

my bad
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