Burping Banshee (FartWitch derivative)
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Saruman the stinky
Set my alarm wrong today so getting a late start on the two towers.
Got mates coming around tomorrow so it’s gonna gonna be up against the clock a bit
Got mates coming around tomorrow so it’s gonna gonna be up against the clock a bit
December 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Set my alarm wrong today so getting a late start on the two towers.
Got mates coming around tomorrow so it’s gonna gonna be up against the clock a bit
Got mates coming around tomorrow so it’s gonna gonna be up against the clock a bit
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
The Christmas LotRs marathon is extended edition this year for the first time.
a man in armor with the words so it begins
ALT: a man in armor with the words so it begins
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The Christmas LotRs marathon is extended edition this year for the first time.
Merry “fuck it’s hot” day to all that are celebrating
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Merry “fuck it’s hot” day to all that are celebrating
I thought I was quite 'eh let the kids have things' but my god this month is testing me and it isn't even my kid.
Kid's lucky if he gets two pressies out of me and his uncle and grangran is here giving him five and two pineapples "so he can buy lego". Kid is five! A book, a toy & socks is the max!
Kid's lucky if he gets two pressies out of me and his uncle and grangran is here giving him five and two pineapples "so he can buy lego". Kid is five! A book, a toy & socks is the max!
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I thought I was quite 'eh let the kids have things' but my god this month is testing me and it isn't even my kid.
Kid's lucky if he gets two pressies out of me and his uncle and grangran is here giving him five and two pineapples "so he can buy lego". Kid is five! A book, a toy & socks is the max!
Kid's lucky if he gets two pressies out of me and his uncle and grangran is here giving him five and two pineapples "so he can buy lego". Kid is five! A book, a toy & socks is the max!
The sheer amount of unskippable ads I get for AI cheat in your class is insane.
Must be insanely tempting for all the students that live near me, cannot even imagine.
Must be insanely tempting for all the students that live near me, cannot even imagine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
The sheer amount of unskippable ads I get for AI cheat in your class is insane.
Must be insanely tempting for all the students that live near me, cannot even imagine.
Must be insanely tempting for all the students that live near me, cannot even imagine.
Neighbour ringing to check on me because she hasn't seen me in awhile and was a little worried after her partner chased off some guy casing the street for Christmas.
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Neighbour ringing to check on me because she hasn't seen me in awhile and was a little worried after her partner chased off some guy casing the street for Christmas.
Perth venues make children’s events actually child friendly challenge
(aka put some fucking temporary shades up if you’re gonna make everyone walk and line up in the sun)
(aka put some fucking temporary shades up if you’re gonna make everyone walk and line up in the sun)
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Perth venues make children’s events actually child friendly challenge
(aka put some fucking temporary shades up if you’re gonna make everyone walk and line up in the sun)
(aka put some fucking temporary shades up if you’re gonna make everyone walk and line up in the sun)
My dog jumping up next to me then wrapping his head around my ankle like he thinks my foot is another sighthound face.
Putting on his best angel appearance for my partner getting home like he didn’t just lap the house and have a sing.
Putting on his best angel appearance for my partner getting home like he didn’t just lap the house and have a sing.
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM
My dog jumping up next to me then wrapping his head around my ankle like he thinks my foot is another sighthound face.
Putting on his best angel appearance for my partner getting home like he didn’t just lap the house and have a sing.
Putting on his best angel appearance for my partner getting home like he didn’t just lap the house and have a sing.
Gotta figure out in this coming year if I should get step/ramp into my tiny room for the dog or just get a very low bed frame for a couple of years (and new curtains to protect from the draft).
Dogs been using my bed as his safe place since we got him so that’s not changing.
Dogs been using my bed as his safe place since we got him so that’s not changing.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gotta figure out in this coming year if I should get step/ramp into my tiny room for the dog or just get a very low bed frame for a couple of years (and new curtains to protect from the draft).
Dogs been using my bed as his safe place since we got him so that’s not changing.
Dogs been using my bed as his safe place since we got him so that’s not changing.
I have made the stupidest possible bad photoshop joke gift for my family this year.
There was an error with the self-print machine. I now have double - 1 the amount of stupid gag gift. And had to be like "I'm sorry I know these are a joke but I need them printed correctly".
There was an error with the self-print machine. I now have double - 1 the amount of stupid gag gift. And had to be like "I'm sorry I know these are a joke but I need them printed correctly".
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I have made the stupidest possible bad photoshop joke gift for my family this year.
There was an error with the self-print machine. I now have double - 1 the amount of stupid gag gift. And had to be like "I'm sorry I know these are a joke but I need them printed correctly".
There was an error with the self-print machine. I now have double - 1 the amount of stupid gag gift. And had to be like "I'm sorry I know these are a joke but I need them printed correctly".
my god just fucking normalise putting dates on any sort of internet article again.
Sure have your cute '31m ago' tag if you MUST give me an option to see a date log. Even if you have to use some sort of awful american format.
Sure have your cute '31m ago' tag if you MUST give me an option to see a date log. Even if you have to use some sort of awful american format.
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
my god just fucking normalise putting dates on any sort of internet article again.
Sure have your cute '31m ago' tag if you MUST give me an option to see a date log. Even if you have to use some sort of awful american format.
Sure have your cute '31m ago' tag if you MUST give me an option to see a date log. Even if you have to use some sort of awful american format.
I recommend not eating nothing but leftover cake for half a day.
Geniunely not sure if my pancreas has survived. :P
Geniunely not sure if my pancreas has survived. :P
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I recommend not eating nothing but leftover cake for half a day.
Geniunely not sure if my pancreas has survived. :P
Geniunely not sure if my pancreas has survived. :P
Meant to be outside doing washing the back windows and doors ready for Christmas.
But a package is now coming today. A conundrum.
But a package is now coming today. A conundrum.
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Meant to be outside doing washing the back windows and doors ready for Christmas.
But a package is now coming today. A conundrum.
But a package is now coming today. A conundrum.
Buying an old fashioned copy of microsoft office so I don’t have to deal with office 365 might have been the only clever thing I did when building a new computer.
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Buying an old fashioned copy of microsoft office so I don’t have to deal with office 365 might have been the only clever thing I did when building a new computer.
Can’t sleep, tryna think up cheap things to make Christmas as Lord of the Rings themed as possible because if we have to do Christmas every year we might as well entertain ourselves.
The brunch menu has tomatoes don’t worry.
The brunch menu has tomatoes don’t worry.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Can’t sleep, tryna think up cheap things to make Christmas as Lord of the Rings themed as possible because if we have to do Christmas every year we might as well entertain ourselves.
The brunch menu has tomatoes don’t worry.
The brunch menu has tomatoes don’t worry.
Looking at my bookmark with my nephews school photo pic on it and realising I can get my sister a good one by gifting her bookmarks with my dogs pic on it.
Probably also wind up the rest of my family with it actually.
Probably also wind up the rest of my family with it actually.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Looking at my bookmark with my nephews school photo pic on it and realising I can get my sister a good one by gifting her bookmarks with my dogs pic on it.
Probably also wind up the rest of my family with it actually.
Probably also wind up the rest of my family with it actually.
walked past a car today that made a start up noise like a windows95 desktop
no thank you
no thank you
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
walked past a car today that made a start up noise like a windows95 desktop
no thank you
no thank you
reading a disturbing French sci-fi book that merges the idea of city with the idea of the internet as a panopticon while being full of all the fucked up tropes.
It’s a good book but goddamn is it gonna hard to tell people why tbh
It’s a good book but goddamn is it gonna hard to tell people why tbh
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
reading a disturbing French sci-fi book that merges the idea of city with the idea of the internet as a panopticon while being full of all the fucked up tropes.
It’s a good book but goddamn is it gonna hard to tell people why tbh
It’s a good book but goddamn is it gonna hard to tell people why tbh
introduced my partner to putting the leftover leek tops in the egg wrap.
God tier lunch tbh
God tier lunch tbh
December 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
introduced my partner to putting the leftover leek tops in the egg wrap.
God tier lunch tbh
God tier lunch tbh
Just spent like 30minutes being out smarted by a fly.
So that’s how my day is going.
So that’s how my day is going.
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Just spent like 30minutes being out smarted by a fly.
So that’s how my day is going.
So that’s how my day is going.
nephew: Aunty why is Lord of the Rings your favourite?
me: Good question but it’s probably cuz I read it while I was very young and every time I read it I notice something else. I like stories that teach us things as we age.
him: oh. So do you like Sonic?
me: Good question but it’s probably cuz I read it while I was very young and every time I read it I notice something else. I like stories that teach us things as we age.
him: oh. So do you like Sonic?
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
nephew: Aunty why is Lord of the Rings your favourite?
me: Good question but it’s probably cuz I read it while I was very young and every time I read it I notice something else. I like stories that teach us things as we age.
him: oh. So do you like Sonic?
me: Good question but it’s probably cuz I read it while I was very young and every time I read it I notice something else. I like stories that teach us things as we age.
him: oh. So do you like Sonic?
what’s the name for when men essentially catcall compliments at other men
My partner gets a surprising number of impressed complimentary shouts from young blokes at the pub for example
My partner gets a surprising number of impressed complimentary shouts from young blokes at the pub for example
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
what’s the name for when men essentially catcall compliments at other men
My partner gets a surprising number of impressed complimentary shouts from young blokes at the pub for example
My partner gets a surprising number of impressed complimentary shouts from young blokes at the pub for example
shedding season hit my greyhound/borzoi two weeks ago and omg.
Friends you do not want a borzoi no matter how majestic the internet makes them seem. You want a large greyhound, the kind without much of an undercoat that you can put in silly outfits. Trust me
Friends you do not want a borzoi no matter how majestic the internet makes them seem. You want a large greyhound, the kind without much of an undercoat that you can put in silly outfits. Trust me
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
shedding season hit my greyhound/borzoi two weeks ago and omg.
Friends you do not want a borzoi no matter how majestic the internet makes them seem. You want a large greyhound, the kind without much of an undercoat that you can put in silly outfits. Trust me
Friends you do not want a borzoi no matter how majestic the internet makes them seem. You want a large greyhound, the kind without much of an undercoat that you can put in silly outfits. Trust me
Turns out I have forgotten to give my dog a carrot in awhile.
I know this because he proudly brought in a weed, made eye contact and then waited. He wanted the good fridge sticks to crunch.
At least it's good for his teeth.
I know this because he proudly brought in a weed, made eye contact and then waited. He wanted the good fridge sticks to crunch.
At least it's good for his teeth.
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Turns out I have forgotten to give my dog a carrot in awhile.
I know this because he proudly brought in a weed, made eye contact and then waited. He wanted the good fridge sticks to crunch.
At least it's good for his teeth.
I know this because he proudly brought in a weed, made eye contact and then waited. He wanted the good fridge sticks to crunch.
At least it's good for his teeth.