Busted Router
@bustedrouter.bsky.social
🔬Science | 🎮Gaming | 🥷🏻Martial arts | 🐕Dog person | 😈Dry/dark/sarcastic humour | ⚔️DnD | 🏃🏻♂️Running | 🧗🏻♂️Climbing | 🎯Archery | 🎬Film/TV | 🎸Rock/metal
(Politics and Twitter-esque fuckwittery will get you blocked!)
(Politics and Twitter-esque fuckwittery will get you blocked!)
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Hello! 👋🏻
Come in and know me better!...
🔬Scientist
🎮Gaming
🥷🏻Martial arts
🐕Dog person
😈Dry/dark/sarcastic humour
⚔️DnD
🏃🏻♂️Running
🧗🏻♂️Climbing
🎯Archery
🎬Film/TV
🎸Rock/metal
Not nearly as funny as I think I am. Found a grey nipple hair the other day.
#PromoSky
Come in and know me better!...
🔬Scientist
🎮Gaming
🥷🏻Martial arts
🐕Dog person
😈Dry/dark/sarcastic humour
⚔️DnD
🏃🏻♂️Running
🧗🏻♂️Climbing
🎯Archery
🎬Film/TV
🎸Rock/metal
Not nearly as funny as I think I am. Found a grey nipple hair the other day.
#PromoSky
Was planning on my annual attempt to get on with the Yakuza games but with the recent changes/events/releases/delists/controversy... If you love the series, good for you. I don't have the time or inclination to cunt about with all that lol. Off the list, moving on 😂😁
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Was planning on my annual attempt to get on with the Yakuza games but with the recent changes/events/releases/delists/controversy... If you love the series, good for you. I don't have the time or inclination to cunt about with all that lol. Off the list, moving on 😂😁
And I am so fucking ready for it 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
And I am so fucking ready for it 🥰
Go go gadget wake-up juice!
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Go go gadget wake-up juice!
Monday again. Boo.
Hope everyone who celebrates it enjoyed the American thing that happens this time of year (I'm just being nice. I could not give a flying arsehole about it, myself, so please don't try to discuss it with me 😂).
Have a wonderful start to the week, sexy phone people!
Hope everyone who celebrates it enjoyed the American thing that happens this time of year (I'm just being nice. I could not give a flying arsehole about it, myself, so please don't try to discuss it with me 😂).
Have a wonderful start to the week, sexy phone people!
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February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Monday again. Boo.
Hope everyone who celebrates it enjoyed the American thing that happens this time of year (I'm just being nice. I could not give a flying arsehole about it, myself, so please don't try to discuss it with me 😂).
Have a wonderful start to the week, sexy phone people!
Hope everyone who celebrates it enjoyed the American thing that happens this time of year (I'm just being nice. I could not give a flying arsehole about it, myself, so please don't try to discuss it with me 😂).
Have a wonderful start to the week, sexy phone people!
To the guy covering Czechia v Finland women's ice hockey for TNT Sports: Your mic is on the entire time. During the breaks, when it's showing stock footage, we can hear you constantly sniffing and clearing your throat 😂
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
To the guy covering Czechia v Finland women's ice hockey for TNT Sports: Your mic is on the entire time. During the breaks, when it's showing stock footage, we can hear you constantly sniffing and clearing your throat 😂
Trying to play KCD but there's curling on, T20, football... Christ I need clones to help absorb all the entertainment
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Trying to play KCD but there's curling on, T20, football... Christ I need clones to help absorb all the entertainment
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Was planning on doing stuff today... But then I put the Olympics on and I know this is a rabbit hole I can never climb out of 😂
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Was planning on doing stuff today... But then I put the Olympics on and I know this is a rabbit hole I can never climb out of 😂
Ok who thawed her out ten months early?
Put her back
Put her back
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Ok who thawed her out ten months early?
Put her back
Put her back
Just finished episode 4 and it's like Thrones when it was in its prime. Stellar.
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Just finished episode 4 and it's like Thrones when it was in its prime. Stellar.
Dinosaurs ♥️
Spielberg ♥️
Freeman ♥️
Inject it into my fucking veins!!!!!!!!
Spielberg ♥️
Freeman ♥️
Inject it into my fucking veins!!!!!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Dinosaurs ♥️
Spielberg ♥️
Freeman ♥️
Inject it into my fucking veins!!!!!!!!
Spielberg ♥️
Freeman ♥️
Inject it into my fucking veins!!!!!!!!
Can you play Nioh 3 without having played the other 2?
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Can you play Nioh 3 without having played the other 2?
I neeeeeeed my next tattoo session!! Give me ink!!!
Can't wait to get this piece finished 😍
Can't wait to get this piece finished 😍
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I neeeeeeed my next tattoo session!! Give me ink!!!
Can't wait to get this piece finished 😍
Can't wait to get this piece finished 😍
Survived and now it's the weekend!
Fuck yeah, hope you're all well, you sexy lot!
Fuck yeah, hope you're all well, you sexy lot!
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February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Survived and now it's the weekend!
Fuck yeah, hope you're all well, you sexy lot!
Fuck yeah, hope you're all well, you sexy lot!
Muddy out there today 😁🐕♥️
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Muddy out there today 😁🐕♥️
A bit fucking cold in here today. Come on heating, sort it out 🥶
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A bit fucking cold in here today. Come on heating, sort it out 🥶
Friday - let's go!!!
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Friday - let's go!!!
Guys, my barber has switched me to a different person for tomorrow's appointment.
I've had the same guy for twenty years.
I'm scared.
I've had the same guy for twenty years.
I'm scared.
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Guys, my barber has switched me to a different person for tomorrow's appointment.
I've had the same guy for twenty years.
I'm scared.
I've had the same guy for twenty years.
I'm scared.
I WANT TO PLAY GAMES
Instead, I'm sat at fucking work having to be a fucking adult. Fuck.
Instead, I'm sat at fucking work having to be a fucking adult. Fuck.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I WANT TO PLAY GAMES
Instead, I'm sat at fucking work having to be a fucking adult. Fuck.
Instead, I'm sat at fucking work having to be a fucking adult. Fuck.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is awesome
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is awesome
Such an uncomfortable thing, trying to sit in any position with a bruised coccyx 😣
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Such an uncomfortable thing, trying to sit in any position with a bruised coccyx 😣
Fuck it all today. Fuck. It. All.
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Fuck it all today. Fuck. It. All.
Not happy about this Monday thing. Look at those bags! It's clearly too early and I should be back in bed
February 2, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Not happy about this Monday thing. Look at those bags! It's clearly too early and I should be back in bed
Enjoying the KCD / Blair Witch crossover
February 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Enjoying the KCD / Blair Witch crossover