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うらたび @kurobosi48.bsky.social · 18h

ブヒブー様とデュエル会話

🐷俺様とデュエルだと？ブタにしてやるぜ！
🐷さぁ、闇のデュエルの始まりだぜぇ！
🐷お、俺様が負けるだと！？嘘だろぉ！？
🐷ぶへへへ、お前が俺様に勝つのは１億万年早いんだよぉ…　さ、ブタになってもらうぜぇ？

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うらたび @kurobosi48.bsky.social · 20h

🐇あーっ能力が暴走してブヒブー様がハダカに!!
🐰（よくやったですぞチョッキラー…////）📷️ﾊﾟｼｬｯ
🦝ｼﾞｰ
🐮絶対あとでヒドイ目にあうベ…
🐸服が着れないケロ…

🐷「チッ（ﾋﾞｷﾋﾞｷﾋﾞｷ）」

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 1d

If the participant does not reach the required weight by the final day, they will naturally become an obese pig. Incidentally, no participant has ever graduated. 🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 1d

If you break the rules by eating or run away from the summer camp for obese adult (Circe's Farm), you will become an obese pig and will not be able to return home. If you run away, you will end up living as a feral pig.
By the way, participation is mandatory. 🐖

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 2d

If you are captured by a boar monster and turned into a pig, you must be careful not to smell the boar's pheromones with your keen sense of smell through your wide, flared nostrils, or you will quickly be turned into a sow in heat. 🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 3d

That's right! Pigs look good being fat!

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 3d

(Just like Grandma (the wolf) being questioned by Little Red Riding Hood)
The bar owner loves to ask questions, such as "Why is your belly so big?", "Why is your nose so big?", and "Why are your ears so flared?", until in the end, all he can say is "oink!" when he tries to answer. 🐽💦

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 3d

It's the mindset of mad scientists and wizards.
They turn people into pigs out of the best of intentions. 🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 3d

Periodically, my inner demon whispers to me, "No matter how much fat people call themselves bears or boars, they need to be reminded that they're pigs."
But pigs are cute, so that's okay, right? 🐻🐗🦁🐯🐺…🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 4d

A mirror that makes people look like animals... no, I want a mirror that turns people into pigs. 🪞🐖💦

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 4d

thx! 🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 5d

Belated! Happy birthday! Wishing you a wonderful year!

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 5d

You encounter a pig monster and are sprayed by its foul-smelling breath from its snout. In an instant, you begin transforming into a fat pig. As a result of being nose-kissed through your wide-open nostrils and having hot breath blown into them, the cowardly son of the new pig monster is born. 🐽

A typical pig father and son nose-kiss that anyone could see. Is anyone actually reading this text? Nah, probably just pigs reading it.

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うらたび @kurobosi48.bsky.social · 5d

ORDER

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 5d

At AEAEA Hospital, when patients undergo a health checkup, as soon as their height, weight, and breed are recorded on their medical records, their bodies turn into those of pigs.
Be especially careful if you are overweight. 🏥💊💉🩺🐖💦

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 7d

Even though this is not actually the case, when Pig Dad praises you, you will feel as if it was like that from the beginning, and that will become reality.🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 7d

It's also nice to be transformed into an obedient piggy by a polite gentleman pig who whispers sweet and gentle words to you, without you even realizing that you are being changed.

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 7d

I wonder what it would be like to be verbally abused by a sadistic boar. No matter how hard I try to imagine it, I'm sad that with my current intelligence I can't come up with the words. 🐗🐖−INT

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 7d

Pigs with shorter snouts are somewhat better, but with the long-snouted types, their faces peek out from the sides of the mask, so it seems quite difficult for the side trying to hide their face. 🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 8d

Gloves, Socks and shoes that turn your hands and feet into hooves when you wear them are pretty cool, right?
Surgical masks that turn your face into a pig's face too. 🐽🧦🧤👟

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 8d

The incident where a hero who thought he had transformed into a form powered by science was actually turned into a pig dressed as a hero by the magic of a sorcerer villain.　🐖

The dim-witted hero, stunned to realize he's turned into a pig

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 9d

Exactly🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 9d

It could be Oinktober, porktober, Octoboar. As long as there are more pigs... as long as someone becomes a pig. 🐷🐖🐗🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 9d

Thank you great pig! 🐽

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buta_ou @butaou.bsky.social · 9d

A game where you ask questions to visitors who come to your house, cast spells on them, skillfully guide them to the “correct answer,” and turn them into animals. 🏚️🐖

In his heart he wants to say, “I am human!” yet in reality he is forced to say, “I am a pig”—a pitiful fat man (pig).

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