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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 20h

platner sends out a fundraising letter to pay for a cover-up tattoo and comes out with a giant SS symbol thinking it was the cool S everyone loves

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 1d

After Platner holds stable in the polls following the oppo dump, janet mills is gonna come out with a huge problematic tattoo across her face

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 1d

asking "is this real?" not to confirm its actually from the cuomo campaign but to check if deblasio and mamdani sat down and filmed this actual ad spot

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 3d

okay ffxvi is still a very pretty game with nice fun setpieces

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 5d

Jane Krakowski you magnificent bitch, you've done it again!

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 6d

So, what happens when you run for public office is that some big org will get a scrape of all your social media posts from the last 15 years and publish them with "scare quotes" so you have to go on TV and explain yourself to their audience of 70 year olds.

ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 6d

criterion should only do releases of movies that made back their initial investment in boxoffice ticket sales during opening weekend

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 7d

theres something so pure and traditional about dipping a piece of sourdough bread into a hearty cream stew

ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 7d

i give him points for Trying to be the face of the left but yeah, he's like a lesser counterpart to Bernie Sanders which says a lot about his effectiveness. still probably a nice guy tho

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 7d

I don't follow UK politics that closely but I'm happy for the green party to see some momentum. shame about the "Your Party" launching and immediately shooting itself in the foot

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 7d

ive been playing FFXVI and overall its pretty good - the combat and action setpieces rock - but the story is so uneven its genuinely pissing me off

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 8d

ive been using a cube of solid lead like a salt lick for the passed 4 years and it hjasnt effected my brain smarts yet

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 8d

o hell yeah ive been using the DO NOT USE protein powder for years. i think my brain is fucked

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 10d

they were relieved their chronic fatigue and weakness was a solvable problem like, "oh yeah your body isnt producing the Vitamin (insulin) so here you go"

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 10d

this happened to a friend of mine who didnt realize they needed insulin cause they were lowkey diabetic lol

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 10d

yeah that was my fault, Alex Winter is the singular of the seasons. anyway, very cool set.

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 11d

fall season Broadway continues with Keanu and Winters in Waiting for Godot and Laurie Metcalf in Little Bear Ridge Road

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 11d

saved myself $200 on a new coffee grinder with a $20 replacement part from the manufacturer 😎

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 14d

when you say it like that it's obvious, but this was literally the dem strategy between the 2020 - 2024 cycles.

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ursula leGRIN's the LAFF of heaven @buttwife.bsky.social · 14d

the real legacy of Bidenism isn't flaccid infrastructure spending or a "vibecession" inflationary economy, it's running dead end geriatrics up hills they can't climb at immense cost to the electorate.

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