Matthew Quimby
@bwompbwomp.bsky.social
Dad. Watcher of sci-fi, cartoons, and New England sports. Tech geek. This is where I post garbage now, it seems.
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John Henry and Sam Kennedy are garbage. Sell the team. @redsox.com
June 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
John Henry and Sam Kennedy are garbage. Sell the team. @redsox.com
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WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
March 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
My son, unprompted and without context: "Imagine what it would be like if you dug down into one of those underground radioactive sites?"
February 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My son, unprompted and without context: "Imagine what it would be like if you dug down into one of those underground radioactive sites?"
I'm proactively telling next week's temperatures to go to hell.
January 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm proactively telling next week's temperatures to go to hell.
Well, shit...
Breaking News: David Lynch, the visionary filmmaker, has died at 78. He was known for his surreal style in films like “Eraserhead” and “Mulholland Drive,” as well as the TV series “Twin Peaks.” nyti.ms/3WphQj8
January 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well, shit...
Waiting for the Red Sox to make a 2nd substantial player acquisition.
December 18, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Waiting for the Red Sox to make a 2nd substantial player acquisition.
Didn't think the Red Sox were going to land Soto, but missing out on him and signing Chapman is a super gross way to kick things off.
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Didn't think the Red Sox were going to land Soto, but missing out on him and signing Chapman is a super gross way to kick things off.
If only the Red Sox had a generational talent that they signed instead of trading away. They wouldn't have to attempt matching deals like this.
Breaking: Juan Soto to the Mets. $765M. 15 years.
December 9, 2024 at 3:43 AM
If only the Red Sox had a generational talent that they signed instead of trading away. They wouldn't have to attempt matching deals like this.
Last outdoor'ish project of the year before winter sets in: Installing new kerf channels and weather stripping for front door. I am an adult sometimes.
November 30, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Last outdoor'ish project of the year before winter sets in: Installing new kerf channels and weather stripping for front door. I am an adult sometimes.
🚨 Big Man Touchdown - Patriots 🚨
November 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
🚨 Big Man Touchdown - Patriots 🚨
Good to see he's recovered from the clotting issue. Scary shit.
Christian Barmore will be on a “pitch count” against the Rams, says Patriots coach Jerod Mayo.
(via @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social)
(via @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social)
Christian Barmore to be on ‘pitch count’ against Rams, says Patriots coach Jerod Mayo
The fourth-year defensive tackle returned from the non-football injury list just this week.
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November 17, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Good to see he's recovered from the clotting issue. Scary shit.
Reposted by Matthew Quimby
Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
The most violent thing I've seen during the the fight
November 16, 2024 at 5:29 AM
The most violent thing I've seen during the the fight
Aimlessly alternating between the loading indicator and Netflix animation
a close up of a man 's face with a glowing image projected on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a glowing image projected on it
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Aimlessly alternating between the loading indicator and Netflix animation
ffs, I'm really going to watch this fight aren't I?
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 AM
ffs, I'm really going to watch this fight aren't I?
Twitter account is deleted.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Twitter account is deleted.
Reposted by Matthew Quimby
Matt Gaetz as Attorney General?
November 13, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Matt Gaetz as Attorney General?
Alright, might as well resurrect this account.
a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Alright, might as well resurrect this account.