Ben worsowicz
@bworsowicz.bsky.social
"Actually gardening has always been political because ..." and just turn off notifications
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
"Actually gardening has always been political because ..." and just turn off notifications
Because she has only eaten ones that cost $32 plus tip plus two glasses of wine at $9 each.
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Because she has only eaten ones that cost $32 plus tip plus two glasses of wine at $9 each.
"accidentally"
Someone hates you good.
Someone hates you good.
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"accidentally"
Someone hates you good.
Someone hates you good.
As a Ryan Day hating Buckeye fan I have no choice but to respect Eagle fans' dedication to hating their super-bowl-winning coach.
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 PM
As a Ryan Day hating Buckeye fan I have no choice but to respect Eagle fans' dedication to hating their super-bowl-winning coach.
Browns still don't have a coach
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Browns still don't have a coach
It's all just people getting sanctioned or people I don't respect telling me it runs their whole practice.
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
It's all just people getting sanctioned or people I don't respect telling me it runs their whole practice.
My son the Browns fan would like him way more than any other available option (I wasn't sure Stefanski getting fired was correct but I don't follow football closely).
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
My son the Browns fan would like him way more than any other available option (I wasn't sure Stefanski getting fired was correct but I don't follow football closely).
If you're going in the NYT for killing a bunch of schoolchildren, you're going to comb your hair and wear a shirt with a collar goddamnit. I don't care if your friends get to wear t-shirts to church, if they had decent parents they'd have some fucking rules.
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
If you're going in the NYT for killing a bunch of schoolchildren, you're going to comb your hair and wear a shirt with a collar goddamnit. I don't care if your friends get to wear t-shirts to church, if they had decent parents they'd have some fucking rules.
Working the week between christmas and new years is whatever. It sucks but the phone doesn't ring. First business day of the year is the worst IMO. Monday following thanksgiving is just another day.
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Working the week between christmas and new years is whatever. It sucks but the phone doesn't ring. First business day of the year is the worst IMO. Monday following thanksgiving is just another day.
You have to pay $500 per year for the school bus to take your kids to school? Am I understanding that right?
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You have to pay $500 per year for the school bus to take your kids to school? Am I understanding that right?
How much work is it to keep widely reported, accurate, newsworthy information away from the 4th or 5th most important public official in the united states? How much is that guy making?
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How much work is it to keep widely reported, accurate, newsworthy information away from the 4th or 5th most important public official in the united states? How much is that guy making?
I thought he carved that out in his new deal?
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I thought he carved that out in his new deal?
Fired James Franklin to hire James Franklin with less ambition.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fired James Franklin to hire James Franklin with less ambition.
When I go to court to get a continuance that has already been arranged ahead of time I have to learn the entire file and then throw up at least once. This level of comfort is totally foreign to me.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When I go to court to get a continuance that has already been arranged ahead of time I have to learn the entire file and then throw up at least once. This level of comfort is totally foreign to me.
"So they could stay in the fight" is a hilarious phrase in this context
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"So they could stay in the fight" is a hilarious phrase in this context
I have a friend who does a bunch of it and it is profoundly dumb but seems like a great way to get addicted to gambling for someone who doesn't like sports.
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have a friend who does a bunch of it and it is profoundly dumb but seems like a great way to get addicted to gambling for someone who doesn't like sports.
"I made the difficult decision to ..." usually refers to having your cat killed or calling in hospice. Not taking a $50M pay increase.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"I made the difficult decision to ..." usually refers to having your cat killed or calling in hospice. Not taking a $50M pay increase.
Saw the headline, did not think he would call out that particular doctrine specifically. I guess it was too clunky to put "antisemitism has no place in America because it belongs in the kingdom of warrior jesus after the massacre of all nonchristians."
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Saw the headline, did not think he would call out that particular doctrine specifically. I guess it was too clunky to put "antisemitism has no place in America because it belongs in the kingdom of warrior jesus after the massacre of all nonchristians."
The answer is obviously to convince neal katyal and aaron sorkin that this show is wildly popular and receiving rave reviews while not actually letting a single second of it see the light of day.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The answer is obviously to convince neal katyal and aaron sorkin that this show is wildly popular and receiving rave reviews while not actually letting a single second of it see the light of day.
In our new postconstitutional order anything can be a Thing.
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In our new postconstitutional order anything can be a Thing.
Their age was over long before they exited the stage and they are overshadowed by larger, more influential, more permanent empires while they continue to exist as a shell of their former glory?
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Their age was over long before they exited the stage and they are overshadowed by larger, more influential, more permanent empires while they continue to exist as a shell of their former glory?
Dave portnoy is bill simmons for guys who can’t read
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dave portnoy is bill simmons for guys who can’t read
As a longtime Buckeye I was only familiar with the sex crimes. Thank you for this correction.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As a longtime Buckeye I was only familiar with the sex crimes. Thank you for this correction.
This is a multi-episode arc in the brilliant podcast @woodenovercoats.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is a multi-episode arc in the brilliant podcast @woodenovercoats.bsky.social