lifelong street rat, meaning that Kull's eyes are due for a visit from the Sandman!!

A cry from the brutish beast rattled the building's bricks, before a fist loaded with the Strength of Hercules laid the primeval powerhouse out flat.

"Phew... Stubborn one, ain't he?"

The sound of divine-empowered fists meeting Sub-men brawn only grew louder and louder as he hustled over, a large hole in the already-crumbling wall enough to view the slugfest in full...

...Okay, it's not going great right now. Luckily for the Wizard's Champion, though, he's got the mind of a

Not... my brightest idea ever, no.

Should've learned that lesson from Freddy--

Probably didn't help that I was trying out a few different names, too--

spear tackle from Earth's Mightiest Mortal, leaving Esme alone as the battle raged further.

The Conqueror Caveman blinked, genuinely perplexed for all of the two seconds it took to register that he'd been disarmed.

His tyrannical glare trained onto the diminutive agent, King Kull's hulking form turning as he--

WHOOSH!!

...Was taken clear off his feet, and through a warehouse by a flying

...Yeah--

I'm pretty sure the Question thought we were the same person for a bit there, so it's a welcome change.

Well, comes with the territory.

If I haven't personally put one of these boots to their rear ends, I definitely got an earful about it during a JL briefing--

The quiet, quaint streets were littered with rubble and cratered from the clash of combatants, a familiar big red cheese throwing down with a huge, hairy...

Caveman?

Whatever he was, he backhanded the Captain into a semi, leveling a ray gun at the embedded Champion of Magic!!

Mazahs, Teth, Ibac, Sabbac, /Earth-3/ Mazahs, Zha-vam...

Honestly, I don't know where they keep comin' from.

He really does have a thing with cheese, huh... 💧

That's the one!!

He's jealous of anybody that /doesn't/ look like a thumb, to be fair.

Y'know, I guess you may've missed Ibac, whenever he first popped up.

Scrawny little guy, empowered by four evil figures from history. Says the word, turns into a big musclehead with a bad buzz cut.

Well, we can always count on that creep to crawl outta the woodwork, especially if it's inconvenient for us...

What about the others? Ibac hasn't relapsed or anything, right?

Missed you too, sis!!

Things been calm enough around Fawcett, while I've been gone?

MARY!!

"Gotta love saving hot dog vendors. They really know-"

Chomp!!

"How to treat a guy."

A wall of pressurized air shattered his windows not even a moment later, obliterating the frames while it was at it.

The sound that followed could only be described as a massive KRAKOOM, the not-so-distant cacophony of a fight rattling the entire block.

"Humans typically fear the creatures of the night, but... I wish to understand them better. I'm sure it'll take... only a hundred years... perhaps."

"I'm not looking to be anything but myself. If you want to put me into a cage, I'll break out and soar above the judgement and hate as a true hero."

❝Before I was lost to time, I was Doctor Fate’s first protégé. The most powerful of all the sidekicks…obviously. I am the Witch Girl.❞

teenage witch. former sidekick. JSA member.

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out of fingers--

"And finally, my rival, Black Adam."

"There's a few, actually!!"

He started tallying on his fingers, listing off his friends and foes.

"There's my sister, Mary Marvel. My best pal, Captain Marvel Jr. My uncle, Uncle Marvel. The Three Lieutenant Marvels, Hoppy the Marvel Bunny...

Oh, then the villains Sabbac, Ibac..."

He's almost