John Luke Byrne
@byrninlove.bsky.social
Poet, toxic optimist, pessimistic tendencies
My Meet Me in St. Louis DVD is so old and worn out and it started crapping out right before the trolley song and I will be replacing asap
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My Meet Me in St. Louis DVD is so old and worn out and it started crapping out right before the trolley song and I will be replacing asap
Movie theaters forever!!
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Movie theaters forever!!
For almost fifteen years I’ve been gatekeeping a sports-related gay romance novel, and the hubbub around heated rivalry has proven that I was correct to do so and I will not be elaborating further
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
For almost fifteen years I’ve been gatekeeping a sports-related gay romance novel, and the hubbub around heated rivalry has proven that I was correct to do so and I will not be elaborating further
Can I please take a moment to be the person who voices how fed up they are with people arguing about whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not? While it clearly is a Christmas movie, I could very much not care less to hear anyone voice an opinion on either side ever again as long as I live
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Can I please take a moment to be the person who voices how fed up they are with people arguing about whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not? While it clearly is a Christmas movie, I could very much not care less to hear anyone voice an opinion on either side ever again as long as I live
Exactly this! Spending one’s limited time on earth (in this case using their overlarge platform) talking shit to make oneself look cool or tasteful is so incredibly boring, and actually makes them a loser
I am embarrassed to have an opinion about what a director I’ve only seen I think 3 movies by said on a podcast but every time I’ve ever seen Matthew Lillard in a movie I’ve enjoyed it; giving props to work you like rules over being catty and rude, & people who think catty and rude is good are bores
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Exactly this! Spending one’s limited time on earth (in this case using their overlarge platform) talking shit to make oneself look cool or tasteful is so incredibly boring, and actually makes them a loser
My most boomer trait is my contempt for the behavior of youths at the cinema!!!! Appalling
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My most boomer trait is my contempt for the behavior of youths at the cinema!!!! Appalling
Was trying to think of the word “ennui” but could only think to describe it as “umami of the spirit”
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Was trying to think of the word “ennui” but could only think to describe it as “umami of the spirit”
Her fits are peak. She did what she did and they deserved it
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Her fits are peak. She did what she did and they deserved it
The unspoken joke is that there are hardly any Netflix originals with enough seasons to accomplish this
“As fans rewatch or newly discover the sci-fi series ahead of its final entry premiering on Nov. 26, all four previous seasons have made the Netflix Top 10. This is the first time a Netflix series has ever had four seasons charting at once.”
‘Stranger Things’ Becomes Netflix’s First Series to Have Four Seasons in the Top 10 at Once
Season 5 of 'Stranger Things' has already boosted the series to a viewership record — before the new episodes have even been released.
variety.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The unspoken joke is that there are hardly any Netflix originals with enough seasons to accomplish this
Is this a gratuitous pic of us in the matching pajamas she bought us, taken by my boyfriend’s mom? Yes
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Is this a gratuitous pic of us in the matching pajamas she bought us, taken by my boyfriend’s mom? Yes
If you use AI in your invitation for you event/party/WHATEVER, I will not be coming
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If you use AI in your invitation for you event/party/WHATEVER, I will not be coming
True life: I Can’t Stop Watching Cishet Men React to Ethel Cain Albums Because It Makes Me Feel Alive to See Them Struggle
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
True life: I Can’t Stop Watching Cishet Men React to Ethel Cain Albums Because It Makes Me Feel Alive to See Them Struggle
We did it! We created false idols!!! Hell yeah brother!! If I recall correctly, the Bible says that’s a good thing actually
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We did it! We created false idols!!! Hell yeah brother!! If I recall correctly, the Bible says that’s a good thing actually
Right bc he’s a foul piece of shit
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Right bc he’s a foul piece of shit
One of my favorite genres of film is “nuns”
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
One of my favorite genres of film is “nuns”
Reposted by John Luke Byrne
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Is this anything?
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Is this anything?
Reposted by John Luke Byrne
YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
The worst people you were friends-by-proximity with as an English major or a high school theater kid are out here doing Harry Potter couples costumes in the year of our lord 2025
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The worst people you were friends-by-proximity with as an English major or a high school theater kid are out here doing Harry Potter couples costumes in the year of our lord 2025
Guillermo del Toro saying he’d rather die than use generative AI is real good shit. I feel bad that my whole thing lately is to be shouting about how much I hate that stuff, but I feel vindicated now
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Guillermo del Toro saying he’d rather die than use generative AI is real good shit. I feel bad that my whole thing lately is to be shouting about how much I hate that stuff, but I feel vindicated now
To clarify, this is about almost every movie I watch
What’s it called when every time you watch a movie you want to watch it again
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
To clarify, this is about almost every movie I watch
Reposted by John Luke Byrne
You should be subscribing to Shudder. Full stop. I don’t want to debate.
But if you aren’t, for whatever reason, you can now watch on YouTube our fun as hell 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards… in spacespacespace www.fangoria.com/chainsaw-awa...
But if you aren’t, for whatever reason, you can now watch on YouTube our fun as hell 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards… in spacespacespace www.fangoria.com/chainsaw-awa...
The 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards Are Now Streaming On YouTube
If you missed watching this year’s Chainsaw Awards live on Shudder, never fear: the entire ceremony is now available on YouTube!
www.fangoria.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You should be subscribing to Shudder. Full stop. I don’t want to debate.
But if you aren’t, for whatever reason, you can now watch on YouTube our fun as hell 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards… in spacespacespace www.fangoria.com/chainsaw-awa...
But if you aren’t, for whatever reason, you can now watch on YouTube our fun as hell 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards… in spacespacespace www.fangoria.com/chainsaw-awa...
What’s it called when every time you watch a movie you want to watch it again
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What’s it called when every time you watch a movie you want to watch it again
What the fuck even are the rules to “the voice?” Like I’m so confused every time I see a clip
October 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
What the fuck even are the rules to “the voice?” Like I’m so confused every time I see a clip
Maybe it’s because I was raised Catholic, but I usually want my music to feel doomed
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Maybe it’s because I was raised Catholic, but I usually want my music to feel doomed