Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings.
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
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Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Drag, filth, horror, and glamour will be the death of you! ⚰️
Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋
DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈
Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋
DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈
(Oregonian, 🎁, gift link)
‘A literal ghost town’: 118 years in, one of Portland’s oldest restaurants is struggling to stay afloat
The venerable seafood restaurant has been family-owned for four generations.
www.oregonlive.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
(Oregonian, 🎁, gift link)
Reposted by Mooch
If you’re recommending dog-led horror Good Boy (2025) to your parents please make sure they don’t accidentally watch Good Boy (2023) which features a man living as someone’s pet dog
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you’re recommending dog-led horror Good Boy (2025) to your parents please make sure they don’t accidentally watch Good Boy (2023) which features a man living as someone’s pet dog
I don’t do much of the cooking in the house but I do the grilling and the single most indispensable item in our kitchen is a legit Thermopen.
Easy to clean, brainless to use, battery lasts forever, and takes your horribly miscalibrated ~intuition~ out of the picture.
$70 on Black Friday. #notanad
Easy to clean, brainless to use, battery lasts forever, and takes your horribly miscalibrated ~intuition~ out of the picture.
$70 on Black Friday. #notanad
Thermapen® ONE
Experience rapid, precise temperature readings with ThermoWorks’ best-selling Thermapen ONE. Essential for every cook, it’s your key to culinary mastery.
www.thermoworks.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don’t do much of the cooking in the house but I do the grilling and the single most indispensable item in our kitchen is a legit Thermopen.
Easy to clean, brainless to use, battery lasts forever, and takes your horribly miscalibrated ~intuition~ out of the picture.
$70 on Black Friday. #notanad
Easy to clean, brainless to use, battery lasts forever, and takes your horribly miscalibrated ~intuition~ out of the picture.
$70 on Black Friday. #notanad
This is the correct sentiment because JOE VS THE VOLCANO is immensely better than its reputation.
bsky.app/profile/cach...
bsky.app/profile/cach...
If I were a fascist dictator, I would force Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan back together for Joe vs. the Volcano 2: 2oe vs. the Volcano.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is the correct sentiment because JOE VS THE VOLCANO is immensely better than its reputation.
bsky.app/profile/cach...
bsky.app/profile/cach...
We’re now in S12 of Project Runway and say what you shall about Zac Posen, he brokered absolutely no shit during the Sandro meltdown. I could never be so unflappable.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We’re now in S12 of Project Runway and say what you shall about Zac Posen, he brokered absolutely no shit during the Sandro meltdown. I could never be so unflappable.
Neighbor swapped us some Senegalese ‘ndambe’ for our tortilla soup and this stuff is damn good.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Neighbor swapped us some Senegalese ‘ndambe’ for our tortilla soup and this stuff is damn good.
Sigh, fourth time is a charm. 🛴
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sigh, fourth time is a charm. 🛴
today the oven repair guy fixed our oven and got all the way down to his truck before realizing he had left his phone in our unit
specifically: he left his phone inside the chassis of the fully reassembled oven 😬
specifically: he left his phone inside the chassis of the fully reassembled oven 😬
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
today the oven repair guy fixed our oven and got all the way down to his truck before realizing he had left his phone in our unit
specifically: he left his phone inside the chassis of the fully reassembled oven 😬
specifically: he left his phone inside the chassis of the fully reassembled oven 😬
my only note on last night’s #Dragula: *that* look was apparently a 12-hour crash project after the commissioned look fell through at the 11th hour
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
my only note on last night’s #Dragula: *that* look was apparently a 12-hour crash project after the commissioned look fell through at the 11th hour
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF VIDEO TOASTER (2005)
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF VIDEO TOASTER (2005)
This is so cool.
(Aftermath, 🎁, gift link)
(Aftermath, 🎁, gift link)
Demonschool’s Credits Show Rest Of Games Industry How It’s Done
"Who cares if it's a lot of people? Who cares if it's long? They all did something and they deserve credit"
aftermath.site
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is so cool.
(Aftermath, 🎁, gift link)
(Aftermath, 🎁, gift link)
Boss comes up to me and says "I've known you for what, 15 years now? This is the first time that you've ever looked like a normal IT worker." 🙇♂️
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Boss comes up to me and says "I've known you for what, 15 years now? This is the first time that you've ever looked like a normal IT worker." 🙇♂️
never doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
never doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion
I am now aware Bravocon exists and that a single individual can drop four figures on meet & greets in a three day window
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I am now aware Bravocon exists and that a single individual can drop four figures on meet & greets in a three day window
“The point was to carefully choose a place, dig a new hole there, and fill it so beautifully that a stranger passing by should think, Thank God for whoever filled that hole, it was certainly empty for a long, long time.”
Earlier this month, I got laid off from The A.V. Club after 3.5 years. It changed my life and I’m going to miss it so much. Don’t know what’s coming next but I do feel more committed to the work than ever. I wrote about it on Substack if you care to check it out ❤️
open.substack.com/pub/thedesko...
open.substack.com/pub/thedesko...
Everything dies baby that's a fact / We keep singing even so
Another digital media worker joins the unemployment line, ponders the meaning of everything
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“The point was to carefully choose a place, dig a new hole there, and fill it so beautifully that a stranger passing by should think, Thank God for whoever filled that hole, it was certainly empty for a long, long time.”
Reposted by Mooch
Update your files for speaking to your Republican family members: they think October 7th was good now.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Update your files for speaking to your Republican family members: they think October 7th was good now.
Such a fun thread
Ok as I said, I don't know a lot of characters, so my Kumoricon photos won't all have alt text. If you see a character you identify but I can't, please comment with who they are so that tags can find them!
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Such a fun thread
The global LGBTQ+ community has survived worse* calamities** and we will transcend this one too. 🏳️🌈
* HURRICANE BIANCA (2016)
** HURRICANE BIANCA: FROM RUSSIA WITH HATE (2018)
cw: Penske Media
* HURRICANE BIANCA (2016)
** HURRICANE BIANCA: FROM RUSSIA WITH HATE (2018)
cw: Penske Media
RuPaul-Starring Adam Shankman Film Gets Titled ‘Stop! That! Train!’ & Release Date
RuPaul Charles is headed to theaters with Stop! That! Train!, the Adam Shankman-directed action-comedy from Bleecker Street, Universal Pictures Content Group, and World of Wonder.
deadline.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The global LGBTQ+ community has survived worse* calamities** and we will transcend this one too. 🏳️🌈
* HURRICANE BIANCA (2016)
** HURRICANE BIANCA: FROM RUSSIA WITH HATE (2018)
cw: Penske Media
* HURRICANE BIANCA (2016)
** HURRICANE BIANCA: FROM RUSSIA WITH HATE (2018)
cw: Penske Media
Happy holidays of peace and abundance to you, from the richest nation in human history! 😌🇺🇸🦃
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy holidays of peace and abundance to you, from the richest nation in human history! 😌🇺🇸🦃
Dick’s Sporting Goods has room for literally 900 sq.ft. of Stanley mugs in every possible variation your heart could desire and a 25% chance of actually having the utterly pedestrian Sporting Good I drove there for
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dick’s Sporting Goods has room for literally 900 sq.ft. of Stanley mugs in every possible variation your heart could desire and a 25% chance of actually having the utterly pedestrian Sporting Good I drove there for
Reposted by Mooch
It's funny to have to make this case but tbqh we don't make it enough: human efforts to counter fossil fuel use have had *at least some* effect on total greenhouse gas emissions since the signing of the Paris Agreement in 2015, and there's some evidence to back up this position
A lil thread 🧵
A lil thread 🧵
a man is talking about being entirely successful .
Alt: a robot is is talking about not being entirely successful .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
It's funny to have to make this case but tbqh we don't make it enough: human efforts to counter fossil fuel use have had *at least some* effect on total greenhouse gas emissions since the signing of the Paris Agreement in 2015, and there's some evidence to back up this position
A lil thread 🧵
A lil thread 🧵
RAWHEAD REX (1986, Shudder, #film)
Gem! A wry author traveling with his family on a research trip around rural Ireland stumbles upon an eldritch demon terrorizing (and pissing on) the populace.
Better scripting and performances than expected balance out the wonkiness.
h/t: @scenarist.bsky.social
Gem! A wry author traveling with his family on a research trip around rural Ireland stumbles upon an eldritch demon terrorizing (and pissing on) the populace.
Better scripting and performances than expected balance out the wonkiness.
h/t: @scenarist.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
RAWHEAD REX (1986, Shudder, #film)
Gem! A wry author traveling with his family on a research trip around rural Ireland stumbles upon an eldritch demon terrorizing (and pissing on) the populace.
Better scripting and performances than expected balance out the wonkiness.
h/t: @scenarist.bsky.social
Gem! A wry author traveling with his family on a research trip around rural Ireland stumbles upon an eldritch demon terrorizing (and pissing on) the populace.
Better scripting and performances than expected balance out the wonkiness.
h/t: @scenarist.bsky.social
Petition to replace the TARDIS console with the salad prep station from It’s A Living
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Petition to replace the TARDIS console with the salad prep station from It’s A Living