hypuptrophy
@cachorrx.bsky.social
gym puppy | loving wife | they/them
save me animal crossing music set to rain playlist, save me
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
save me animal crossing music set to rain playlist, save me
Welp I had a trainer for less than 3 weeks lmao anyone in Philly wanna scream me at me in the gym for funsies
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Welp I had a trainer for less than 3 weeks lmao anyone in Philly wanna scream me at me in the gym for funsies
God I’ve seen the dumbest takes on that stupid basltoise meme and now all the variants! I’m gonna take all talks phones away! Everyone in timeout now!
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
God I’ve seen the dumbest takes on that stupid basltoise meme and now all the variants! I’m gonna take all talks phones away! Everyone in timeout now!
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Wanna grow so big your brain malfunctions when you see me 🦍
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Wanna grow so big your brain malfunctions when you see me 🦍
wake & bake we are so back
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
wake & bake we are so back
100% test coverage is for the fucking birds
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
100% test coverage is for the fucking birds
another day another back and forth wanting to get nipple piercings
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
another day another back and forth wanting to get nipple piercings
Need one of those giant jugs of roasted sesame kewpie dressing from Costco. Not a want. A NEED.
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Need one of those giant jugs of roasted sesame kewpie dressing from Costco. Not a want. A NEED.
I miss speedo season 🥲
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I miss speedo season 🥲
Trainer I’ve been seeing is apparently getting booted from the gym next month and I’m furious
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Trainer I’ve been seeing is apparently getting booted from the gym next month and I’m furious
Was thinking I’d start a cut but now waffling and thinking I need to bulk after starting with this new trainer, feels like I’m going too hard not to up the calories
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Was thinking I’d start a cut but now waffling and thinking I need to bulk after starting with this new trainer, feels like I’m going too hard not to up the calories
Desperately need an automatic drip coffee machine STAT
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Desperately need an automatic drip coffee machine STAT
hi please don’t forget to smack my ass on your way out
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
hi please don’t forget to smack my ass on your way out
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Question for my fellow aspiring meatheads, what preworkout do y’all use?
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Question for my fellow aspiring meatheads, what preworkout do y’all use?
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Tbh feels like buying a whole pork loin is possibly the best bang for your buck protein option, made cutlets and ground up most of it for some baked ziti
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tbh feels like buying a whole pork loin is possibly the best bang for your buck protein option, made cutlets and ground up most of it for some baked ziti
kind of feeling a little ravenous and bottomless-pit like today 🥴
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
kind of feeling a little ravenous and bottomless-pit like today 🥴
my arms… I haven’t experienced DOMS like this in a long time 😭😭😭
starting with a trainer and man… having someone push you in the gym is next level 😮💨
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my arms… I haven’t experienced DOMS like this in a long time 😭😭😭
issa a knife when you realize it’s a pussy palace and not a dojo
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
issa a knife when you realize it’s a pussy palace and not a dojo
arms so weak i can’t open a window without using leg power..
It’d be so easy to physically bully me rn…
It’d be so easy to physically bully me rn…
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
arms so weak i can’t open a window without using leg power..
It’d be so easy to physically bully me rn…
It’d be so easy to physically bully me rn…
starting with a trainer and man… having someone push you in the gym is next level 😮💨
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
starting with a trainer and man… having someone push you in the gym is next level 😮💨
