Heart eyes motherfucker
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Heart eyes motherfucker
After weeks of non stop work, I’m now on a project where I’m literally twiddling my fingers for most of the day
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
After weeks of non stop work, I’m now on a project where I’m literally twiddling my fingers for most of the day
nvm car batter dead
gonna try to workout my cars battery, pray for me
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
nvm car batter dead
gonna try to workout my cars battery, pray for me
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
gonna try to workout my cars battery, pray for me
something about today making it really difficult to concentrate at work, and the only thing keeping me tethered is animal crossing music set against rain compilations
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
something about today making it really difficult to concentrate at work, and the only thing keeping me tethered is animal crossing music set against rain compilations
Kinda hate that you have to be a little mean and curt to get anywhere with customer service these days
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Kinda hate that you have to be a little mean and curt to get anywhere with customer service these days
feeling like a f@gg0t on all fours today 😵💫
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
feeling like a f@gg0t on all fours today 😵💫
Still need to get a powdered pre workout that won’t peel the skin off my face
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Still need to get a powdered pre workout that won’t peel the skin off my face
Fuuuucking haaaaaate Visual Studio can the basement they run it from just collapse already
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Fuuuucking haaaaaate Visual Studio can the basement they run it from just collapse already
got distracted while making the bed
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
got distracted while making the bed
I think I’m gonna try online personal training 👀 that being said does anyone wanna fund my personal training bills 🥲
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I think I’m gonna try online personal training 👀 that being said does anyone wanna fund my personal training bills 🥲
time to perform my wifely duties (about to make a fat stack of tortillas)
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
time to perform my wifely duties (about to make a fat stack of tortillas)
everyday I just string a series of words together on this site and hit enter
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
everyday I just string a series of words together on this site and hit enter
nothing feels quite as good as a series of ass smacks after a hard leg day
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
nothing feels quite as good as a series of ass smacks after a hard leg day
Hmm was planning on going to a company event this weekend in Chicago but it seems like god is giving me an out lmao
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Hmm was planning on going to a company event this weekend in Chicago but it seems like god is giving me an out lmao
anyways got a new assortment of undies to surprise my man with, wonder if my cheeks will just swallow them tho 🧐
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
anyways got a new assortment of undies to surprise my man with, wonder if my cheeks will just swallow them tho 🧐
‘nother day clocking into the parasocial relationship factory 🏭
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
‘nother day clocking into the parasocial relationship factory 🏭
feeling a lil bigger :3
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
feeling a lil bigger :3
men just wear the skimpiest racer tanks to the gym cause that’s the closest they can get to working out shirtless?
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
men just wear the skimpiest racer tanks to the gym cause that’s the closest they can get to working out shirtless?
sad meat… auto correct always gets me
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
sad meat… auto correct always gets me