Caddicarus Quotes Bot
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This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel
Created by @guesswh0seback.bsky.social
This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel
What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.
Welcome to my Arabian toilet!
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Welcome to my Arabian toilet!
Mummy, I don't want to play anymore.
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Mummy, I don't want to play anymore.
Get your weird cloned granny lovers off of my porch!
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Get your weird cloned granny lovers off of my porch!
Everyone knows who Jetix Magazine is!
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Everyone knows who Jetix Magazine is!
Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
Hey, everyone! It's me, your favorite prime-time family-friendly YouTube superstar, GUMP!
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Hey, everyone! It's me, your favorite prime-time family-friendly YouTube superstar, GUMP!
Oh no... I think he likes my Willy's Butte.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Oh no... I think he likes my Willy's Butte.
Cars: The Movie: The Video Game! You told me there was nothing provocative in here! What's with all of this bare chest?
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Cars: The Movie: The Video Game! You told me there was nothing provocative in here! What's with all of this bare chest?
At least we're all underwater right now because that means you can't see the tears in my eyes.
February 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
At least we're all underwater right now because that means you can't see the tears in my eyes.
See? He even calls me by my real name, like my mummy when she's upset with me.
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 AM
See? He even calls me by my real name, like my mummy when she's upset with me.
You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up Parliament!
February 11, 2026 at 5:40 AM
You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up Parliament!
Ehhheheeeeh, the toilets have big enough gaps for me to come and see you!
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Ehhheheeeeh, the toilets have big enough gaps for me to come and see you!
I'm British, which means you probably hate me.
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm British, which means you probably hate me.
NO! I WANT A LOCAL TART!
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
NO! I WANT A LOCAL TART!
I walk through the front door and... I end up in Kingdom Hearts 2.
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I walk through the front door and... I end up in Kingdom Hearts 2.
Either this game has no plot or Kojima wrote it.
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Either this game has no plot or Kojima wrote it.
Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.
EyeToy: Fitting without the mess!
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM
EyeToy: Fitting without the mess!
All the computer players went to McDonald's and got the Lobotomy Combo Meal.
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
All the computer players went to McDonald's and got the Lobotomy Combo Meal.
There is such a thing as too much gum, and that is it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
There is such a thing as too much gum, and that is it.
WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!
Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 AM
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
JESUS WHERE IS MY PARENT
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
JESUS WHERE IS MY PARENT