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Caffeinated
@caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social
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He/Him
not chalant and mysterious? more like neurotic and oversharing 🐬✨
https://caffeinatedsatanist.straw.page

caffeinated on airbuds
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i am NOT addicted to diet soda i am using it to SELF MEDICATE
April 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
a personal fuck you to every idiot in 2016 who told me i was overreacting
April 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
rocking back and fourth, back and fourth yknow
April 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
it’s 2025 and i still don’t rlly know how to use social media or talk to other people at all actually
April 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
actually deleted twitter for real this time, gonna commit to being annoying here
April 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
love showing up in moots replies when they absolutely do not remember me every few months
March 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
watching the world fall apart before my eyes from every single direction n we’re just going to work and school, paying bills n shit
March 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
how would yall cut this pizza
February 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
why is it always the social media i actually like getting fucked on
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
it’s been a while how are yall
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i’m about to get real annoying with nothing to drown out the thoughts
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
well
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
miss yall
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 AM
fuck ticket master and fuck dynamic pricing

reseller go to hell and burn 👎👎👎
November 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
oh it seems only 3 of mutuals posting anymore (i am also apart of the problem)
November 7, 2024 at 11:28 PM
how do you tell your doctor you think you have a reversed sleep cycle without sounding like a “my eyes change colors when i’m sad” guy
September 11, 2024 at 11:23 AM
goodmorning and goodnight
September 11, 2024 at 11:23 AM
holy shit gay anime that isn’t weird??? do you know how long i’ve been waiting for this
September 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
the store wouldn’t let my mom buy dayquil without an id but she can buy the 10% alcohol nyquil without one
September 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
god i fucking love cold medicine
September 6, 2024 at 10:51 PM
excuse me?
August 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
oh god why am i like this
August 23, 2024 at 7:45 AM
is weed considered a performance enhancing drug in eating competitions
August 22, 2024 at 10:08 AM
why mh symptoms seem be contagious to the people you’re closest with like wtf is that
August 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM