Caffinatedkitti
@caffinatedkitti.bsky.social
🌙 Villain Life Coach 🌙
I think I’m funny
✨Professionally Confrontational ✨
Mainly active on clock app 😮💨
Pfp by @10000_jeong_
I think I’m funny
✨Professionally Confrontational ✨
Mainly active on clock app 😮💨
Pfp by @10000_jeong_
An update from the Your Body My Choice, Right? merch sales 💃🏻
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
An update from the Your Body My Choice, Right? merch sales 💃🏻
Takopi’s original sin spoiler-
Tbh Shizuka being solely motivated and after her dog, not caring what else is going on around her, or the people involved and crashing TF out when she still can’t reunite with her dog is so real.
Tbh Shizuka being solely motivated and after her dog, not caring what else is going on around her, or the people involved and crashing TF out when she still can’t reunite with her dog is so real.
August 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Takopi’s original sin spoiler-
Tbh Shizuka being solely motivated and after her dog, not caring what else is going on around her, or the people involved and crashing TF out when she still can’t reunite with her dog is so real.
Tbh Shizuka being solely motivated and after her dog, not caring what else is going on around her, or the people involved and crashing TF out when she still can’t reunite with her dog is so real.
Part 2:
A slow approach generally makes them only move away by an inch or two so you can tell where they are on your head and go to a nearby structure and lean your head on it so they can exit.
Or you can walk around with a spider hat- dealer’s choice.
A slow approach generally makes them only move away by an inch or two so you can tell where they are on your head and go to a nearby structure and lean your head on it so they can exit.
Or you can walk around with a spider hat- dealer’s choice.
Part 1:
Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.
Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.
July 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Part 2:
A slow approach generally makes them only move away by an inch or two so you can tell where they are on your head and go to a nearby structure and lean your head on it so they can exit.
Or you can walk around with a spider hat- dealer’s choice.
A slow approach generally makes them only move away by an inch or two so you can tell where they are on your head and go to a nearby structure and lean your head on it so they can exit.
Or you can walk around with a spider hat- dealer’s choice.
Part 1:
Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.
Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.
July 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Part 1:
Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.
Pro tip: if a large spider falls on your head because you’re prone to “spider hour” walks in wooded areas: If you swipe at it instinctively the spider will scatter all over the place and potentially get tangled in your hair.
I’m devastated- this was my favorite glass 😭 if anyone helps me find the artist and get a new one, I’ll find you a dubiously sourced kidney.
I think I got it from Metrocon in Florida circa 2022?? Maybe?? I don’t know but I’m sad.
I think I got it from Metrocon in Florida circa 2022?? Maybe?? I don’t know but I’m sad.
July 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m devastated- this was my favorite glass 😭 if anyone helps me find the artist and get a new one, I’ll find you a dubiously sourced kidney.
I think I got it from Metrocon in Florida circa 2022?? Maybe?? I don’t know but I’m sad.
I think I got it from Metrocon in Florida circa 2022?? Maybe?? I don’t know but I’m sad.
People ask how I learned I could talk, laugh etc without moving my face and the true story is I was talking to myself and noticed my face wasn’t moving in a wall mirror.
July 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
People ask how I learned I could talk, laugh etc without moving my face and the true story is I was talking to myself and noticed my face wasn’t moving in a wall mirror.
One time a guy had a seizure during a party at my place and when the paramedics came I convinced them to get in my coffin.
“When’s the next time you’re gonna get to try one out. That you’ll remember at least. Don’t worry- you’ll fit. It’s made for men.”
“When’s the next time you’re gonna get to try one out. That you’ll remember at least. Don’t worry- you’ll fit. It’s made for men.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
One time a guy had a seizure during a party at my place and when the paramedics came I convinced them to get in my coffin.
“When’s the next time you’re gonna get to try one out. That you’ll remember at least. Don’t worry- you’ll fit. It’s made for men.”
“When’s the next time you’re gonna get to try one out. That you’ll remember at least. Don’t worry- you’ll fit. It’s made for men.”
The emotional support lettuce was a success
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The emotional support lettuce was a success
Will acts of terror occur? Yuh probably.
But realistically you should be more concerned about your local white man going on a personal rampage. It’s statistically way more likely.
But realistically you should be more concerned about your local white man going on a personal rampage. It’s statistically way more likely.
Don’t fall for the “sleeper cell” bullshit. It just the Red Scare but in a newer, tackier, and ironically red hat. It’ll be used and sensationalized to push for Islamophobia and Arab “deportations” in the states.
June 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Will acts of terror occur? Yuh probably.
But realistically you should be more concerned about your local white man going on a personal rampage. It’s statistically way more likely.
But realistically you should be more concerned about your local white man going on a personal rampage. It’s statistically way more likely.
Don’t fall for the “sleeper cell” bullshit. It just the Red Scare but in a newer, tackier, and ironically red hat. It’ll be used and sensationalized to push for Islamophobia and Arab “deportations” in the states.
June 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Don’t fall for the “sleeper cell” bullshit. It just the Red Scare but in a newer, tackier, and ironically red hat. It’ll be used and sensationalized to push for Islamophobia and Arab “deportations” in the states.
TikTok’s algorithm seems to think I’m part of the dead dad club this Father’s Day.
I’m afraid not 😮💨
The one thing I inherited from him was the “lasted way longer than they probably should have” gene.
I’ll give the guy that much, he’s definitely been annoyingly durable >:T
I’m afraid not 😮💨
The one thing I inherited from him was the “lasted way longer than they probably should have” gene.
I’ll give the guy that much, he’s definitely been annoyingly durable >:T
June 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
TikTok’s algorithm seems to think I’m part of the dead dad club this Father’s Day.
I’m afraid not 😮💨
The one thing I inherited from him was the “lasted way longer than they probably should have” gene.
I’ll give the guy that much, he’s definitely been annoyingly durable >:T
I’m afraid not 😮💨
The one thing I inherited from him was the “lasted way longer than they probably should have” gene.
I’ll give the guy that much, he’s definitely been annoyingly durable >:T
Why did no one tell me there is a Madoka Magica ass Drowsy Pokemon card???
Step aside prismatics I want this beauty
Step aside prismatics I want this beauty
April 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why did no one tell me there is a Madoka Magica ass Drowsy Pokemon card???
Step aside prismatics I want this beauty
Step aside prismatics I want this beauty
🌙: the scariest ghost movie for me was The Grudge.
☀️: I find that so interesting. Perhaps we fear what is reflected
I’m still trying to unpack what that means
☀️: I find that so interesting. Perhaps we fear what is reflected
I’m still trying to unpack what that means
April 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🌙: the scariest ghost movie for me was The Grudge.
☀️: I find that so interesting. Perhaps we fear what is reflected
I’m still trying to unpack what that means
☀️: I find that so interesting. Perhaps we fear what is reflected
I’m still trying to unpack what that means
The most reliable thing in my life is wafflehouse’s power to make me take a dump within 20 minutes of leaving the store
April 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The most reliable thing in my life is wafflehouse’s power to make me take a dump within 20 minutes of leaving the store
I had to get all new tires because mine were rotted
a girl with pink hair is sitting on a swing with her eyes closed and tears running down her face
ALT: a girl with pink hair is sitting on a swing with her eyes closed and tears running down her face
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April 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I had to get all new tires because mine were rotted
An honor and a delight 🌙🍄
Went up to GalaxyCon: Richmond yesterday. While it was a bit of a clusterf*ck, too crowded and poor line control, I did get to meet @laurabaileyvo.bsky.social, Carl Lumbly, Tini Howard, and @caffinatedkitti.bsky.social
March 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
An honor and a delight 🌙🍄
FYI there’s some kind of scam where “podcast reps” reach out get you on an established podcast, always sponsored by a brand or meta itself and offering a few thousand for the opportunity.
Idk what the end goal is, but after I messed with one for a while I can say they’re definitely nefarious.
Idk what the end goal is, but after I messed with one for a while I can say they’re definitely nefarious.
March 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
FYI there’s some kind of scam where “podcast reps” reach out get you on an established podcast, always sponsored by a brand or meta itself and offering a few thousand for the opportunity.
Idk what the end goal is, but after I messed with one for a while I can say they’re definitely nefarious.
Idk what the end goal is, but after I messed with one for a while I can say they’re definitely nefarious.
I woke up with one hell of a hankering for soup
March 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I woke up with one hell of a hankering for soup
The ironic part is I really don’t even use Reddit that much.
March 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The ironic part is I really don’t even use Reddit that much.
This is my pokemon team line up btw
The abra isn’t really for combat. Our psychic link has her teleport us out whenever I get annoyed and want to leave. Or if I lose a battle and want to avoid paying up.
The abra isn’t really for combat. Our psychic link has her teleport us out whenever I get annoyed and want to leave. Or if I lose a battle and want to avoid paying up.
March 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is my pokemon team line up btw
The abra isn’t really for combat. Our psychic link has her teleport us out whenever I get annoyed and want to leave. Or if I lose a battle and want to avoid paying up.
The abra isn’t really for combat. Our psychic link has her teleport us out whenever I get annoyed and want to leave. Or if I lose a battle and want to avoid paying up.
I woke myself up laughing- I can’t remember the joke but it was apparently a good one.
February 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I woke myself up laughing- I can’t remember the joke but it was apparently a good one.
My friend said I have headless mannequin energy
February 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My friend said I have headless mannequin energy
Nothing better happen to Neil the Seal
February 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nothing better happen to Neil the Seal
👨🦲: honestly you’re coming across as so condescending and rude when I’m just trying to educate you.
🌙: well thank Satan that my tone is coming across correctly even via text- it so often can be lost 😮💨 can’t have you thinking I’m respecting your input.
🌙: well thank Satan that my tone is coming across correctly even via text- it so often can be lost 😮💨 can’t have you thinking I’m respecting your input.
February 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
👨🦲: honestly you’re coming across as so condescending and rude when I’m just trying to educate you.
🌙: well thank Satan that my tone is coming across correctly even via text- it so often can be lost 😮💨 can’t have you thinking I’m respecting your input.
🌙: well thank Satan that my tone is coming across correctly even via text- it so often can be lost 😮💨 can’t have you thinking I’m respecting your input.