thinking about how the closest thing to a FT job i’ve been offered in the last 6 months was actually just a scam to steal my information and i was so desperate for a job my friends had to tell me it was a scam bc i couldn’t see it myself

but yeah, 500 million jobs added to the economy

i’m gonna crash out——tell me why i applied for a job on indeed (the preferred way of the employer) and then got invited to APPLY AGAIN on their company website!?!!!!!!!!!! i’m gonna SCREAM

i can’t believe the first poem i wrote after a year is about a dildo in the books-a-million parking lot

the news is starting to sound too much like the radio shows on GTA V

is it just me or is anyone else holding off on doing their taxes? i’ve got it all ready to submit, but i just can’t bring myself to do it yet.

last night my nieces learned that i am their mom’s sister (it blew their minds—idk who they thought i was before) and i suddenly became the coolest person in the world

maybe this is too niche, but i feel like the third street saints would do a better job leading the country than those doing it IRL.

is denmark still offering to buy us?

i fucking can’t anymore—between the “gulf of america” and fucking mike deswine signing hb8—what can we do if no one with the power to make change will listen? do we just like resign to being treated like shit until someone with money turns their hearing aids on?

recap: dems have been on break since nov 5, the gop is debating potty politics, their leader puts a flat earther in charge of nasa, won’t turn in his hw, & MTG is the voice of reason? is there like a gas leak in the capitol or is this a crossover episode between the office and black mirror?

if beauty be embodied, she would look like my cami.

this is cami’s formal introduction to bluesky. obviously she is the prettiest cat anyone has ever seen.

let’s be furreal (i’m sorry i had to) if she were the face of fancy feast, they’d be unstoppable.

i wanna be happy but it’s november 18th and i’m still growing tomatoes

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