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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 4d

OH MY GOD. DIRK THOUGHT HE COULD TORMENT A SPECIES BETTER THAN ME. I AM ACTUALLY CRYING RAINBOW TEARS.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 23d

NO. YOU TERRIBLE FRAUDSPAWN. I HAVE DONE IT ALL. EVEN IF I, AS A SINGULAR CHERUB MAN WERE NOT PERSONALLY INVOLVED, I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU AS WELL.
AND OF COURSE IN MY ALL KNOWING AGONY, I HAVE TURNED MY LEGITIMATE SPAWN INTO MY USURPER. HE IS THE THING THAT IS STOPPING ME.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 26d

I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT I STILL HOLD TOTAL DOMINION OVER REALITY. WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO DO ANYTHING.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 28d

> YOU'RE not sure why?
> You feel as if you need to explain for a moment. The extent of your power.
> That power being. The fact that you are LORD fucking ENGLISH. And that you are damn sure why you suddenly feel a dark presence.

> COME OUT.
> YOU CANNOT HIDE. IN TEXT BLURBS.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 28d

KILL ALL FISHMEN.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 12

WHAT. NO HE ISN'T. EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ETERNALLY WEEPING SCUMBAG. WITH "DEPRESSION" WHERE HIS ENTHUSIASM SHOULD BE. IT IS SENSIBLE TO SAY. THAT HE IS TOTALLY FUCKING GAY TO BE PLAYING MY GAMES.
USE CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 12

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.
SEE, LOOK. I AM GOING TO REVERT MY MEMORY TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T REMEMBER LOOKING AT YOUR SWOLLEN LECHEROUS BEHIND.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 12

@miasmajesty.bsky.social RESPOND NOW YOU REPREHENSIBLE PHALLUS CHURNING FUCK.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

HE NEVER ANSWERED. THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO DIE.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 3

OH MY LEGENDARY HUMAN CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 12

SHUT UP. STOP FLAUNTING. YOU DISGUSTING SKANK. MY BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY. TO DESTROY YOU.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 12

THAT GUY'S ARTERIES LOOKED DELICIOUS BTW. (THIS MEANS BY THE WAY.)

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 12

ERM. AAAAAAAWKWAAAARD.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 12

ERM. AAAAAAAWKWAAAARD.

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𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚉𝙸: 𝙵𝙻𝙸𝙿. @bl1ndjust1c3.bsky.social · Sep 12

“𝟷𝚂 𝟷𝚃 𝚆𝟹𝟷𝚁𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝟷𝚂𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝟹𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝟷𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝟷𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙲𝟺𝚄𝚂𝟹 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝟹𝙼𝚂?”
[ 🔞 | 𝚂𝙵𝚆 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 9

HOW ARE THESE GHOSTS STILL ALIVE. DON'T YOU ALL HAVE SOME SORT OF BEEFBODY AVATAR TO GET UTTERLY TROUNCED BY.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 9

MOVE.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 8

NO WAY. YOU ARE?
WHAT A STUNNING REVELATION. I'M SO WROUGHT WITH HUMAN CRYING EMOTIONS. CALLED SADNESS. AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT FACT. A FACT SO IMPORTANT. THAT THE MAN IT IS ATTACHED TO IS INSANELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT BY ASSOCIATION.

> Your hands twitch.
> You want to kill it so badly.

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙡𝙙 @violetmariner.bsky.social · Sep 8

HEY! that vwas for a certain someones eyes only! just knowv im so OVER the vwizarding scene.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 8

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS. ALL OF MY 53 FOLLOWERS BEGIN LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 8

LISTEN TO YOUR QUANTUM BOUNCING SIBLING. WHO IS STRANGELY PISSING ME OFF LESS THAN YOU ARE SOMEHOW. I SHOULD KILL AND DEVOUR YOU ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT IT CALLED YOU "SIS".
BUT I WON'T. BECAUSE I AM "WELL-ADJUSTED." AND "SUCCESSFUL."

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 8

OH MY GOD. OH **FUCK** NO.
YOU ARE COURTING THIS ONE. YOU SCURRILOUS LITTLE SHRIMP.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 8

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS. ALL OF MY 53 FOLLOWERS BEGIN LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙡𝙙 @violetmariner.bsky.social · Sep 7

[ > Cronus: Put on Wizard Garb. ]

[ You put on your old WIZARD GARB. You haven’t worn this thing in a while… not since your belief in magic was tragically shattered.

You just hope no one sees you in this. ]

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 8

MOVE. BITCHES. MOOOOOOOOVE.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

> LE: Flick it in the forehead.
> You hold your thumb on your middle finger and let it go at the child's head.

SHUT UP. HOLY SHIT.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

SO THE THING YOU STOLE FROM ME IS THE REASON YOU'RE ALIVE? WOW. NOW I SEE WHAT YOU ARE. YOU ARE WHAT ARE KNOWN AS "COSPLAYS". NAMED SUCH "BE-COS" THE ONLY ROLE THEY "PLAY" ARE "COSING" ME SUPREME DISAPPOINTMENT.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

NO. I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHO SHIT LIPS IS. BUT HERE IS A NEW IDEA.
BEGIN TAKING ORDERS FROM ME. FOREVER. OR I WILL MURDER YOU.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

HOW THE FUCK. DO YOU KEEP GETTING INTO MY MANSION.
AND WHY ARE YOU REVELING IN THIS. AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO SCORNS ME FOR THE SUPPOSED BAD THINGS I HAVE DONE.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

OOPS. I JUST ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON. THAT SENDS A POWERFUL PLUSH FRIEND TO TORMENT AN ENTIRE SPECIES OF GREYSCALE HORNED FREAKS.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

YES JUST SEND ME IT. OUR TRANSACTION WILL BE SECRET. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD.

Divi @mimigamonday.bsky.social · Sep 6

okay.

well
do you still want the yaoi then because i'll just forward what i still have to you as good will

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 6

OKAY. SO IT SEEMS THAT FEMALE GENDER (AS USUAL) HAS HIJACKED THE MOST HOLY AND PASSIONATE DISPLAY OF ARTISTRY EVER CONCIEVED. ONCE WE WERE FREE FROM THEIR CONSTRICTIVE GRIP OF OPPRESSION. OF BISHIE BOYS EXPRESSING A PURE AND RIGHTEOUS BROHOOD AMONGST EACH OTHER.
I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN YOUR FAITH.

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