cakephat.bsky.social
@cakephat.bsky.social
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big belly apron for big cooking jobs for all the big babes♡
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hope 2026 is treating you guys well
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Bike pump and yogapants?🫣
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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“Have you guys noticed that whenever anyone brings up the New Year’s party Brie instantly changes the subject?”

Happy new year, everyone! 🥳🎉🎉🥂

I hope however you celebrate it, it doesn’t turn out as embarrassing as it did for Brie...
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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lunchtime browsing today: okay hear me out here - this actually works

www.mecum.com/lots/1163637...
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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When your goth gf doesn't remember consuming a whole gallon of nacho cheese before bed and wakes up looking ready to explode.
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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currently starving 🥺 someone should buy me food so i can send them a ton of pics and get even fatter
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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good night y’all, and good night to a V10 in Dr Pepper Pearl

maessencsc.com/audi-rs6-c6-...
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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good morning, this is for my fellow homologation nerds: I’ll likely never find another Charade 926 Turbo, as they made 200 of these for homologation purposes

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Summer snow
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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happy Boxing Day everyone, have my sloppy leftover nudes
Wait! It wouldn't be the holidays without a gift for you all 💖
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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#-AgentPurple is not exactly suave, but very straight to the point.

Hopefully her company likes some natural ones, roughly equivalent of 26 000ccs. I mean, some might specifically like the fakeness aspect, but she doesn't have any of the extra flairs like surgery scars or stretchmarks.
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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a little stuffing and inflation commission with crow and my client's oc c:
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Merry Christmas🎄
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Claire’s not always the best with words but she’s got other ways of showing she likes you. ~

artwork by @tessmirra.bsky.social /mira88bella on FA

#FurryArt #NSFW #FatFur #BellyInflation
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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good morning - what I didn’t realize about the early 117 Coupes is that they were effectively hand-made and produced in a seriously low volume

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Hey! i shouldnt have to make this post

If you know my name, DONT be fucking posting it, im not trying to get doxxed and have a stalker again
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Riding POV?🫣
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Santa's little helper.

From a while back, but hadn't uploaded it here.
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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The season of gift giving.
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM