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CalamityColt 🐴

@calamitycolt.bsky.social

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Male ┋ Bi ❤️💜💙 ┋ ~40 ┋ Aspiring himbo ┋ Horsing around, staying fit & playing video games ┋ NO RP ┋ 🔞 ADULT CONTENT pfp: @toospicyrooster.bsky.social ┋ banner: @applefaced.bsky.social ┋ furaffinity.net/user/marvin ┋ ⚠ Warning, horse puns ahead

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · Jan 25

Neigh! You can call me Marvin -or Colt!
Male, ~40, bi.
I used to make smut anims in the 2010s, now I try to support talented artists!
I stay fit, workout and jog. I like videogames and TTRPGs.

ref sheet by Karmen1600

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#furryart | #art | #sfw | #nsfw
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FURRJOI @furrjoi.com · 18h

Can you hear the sound of hooves clattering? The first version of horsehoof is in testing now.🫡

#silicone #furrjoi #hooves #ponyplay

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 4h

Same 😣

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 3d

When you find yourself between the big boys.

🐱 is @alystracat.bsky.social
🐺 is Acori_the_Wolf on FA
🎨 by CharlyStone on FA (2022)

#furryart #art #nsfw

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 9d

While you couldn't play as a sexy lizardman, the game allowed you to be a cool minotaur!

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 9d

OH MY GOD that's genius

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 9d

Ha ha!
Maybe it's silly but there weren't many games that I knew of around the year 2000 that let you play as a minotaur instead of a boring human/elf/dwarf cliche.
Maybe Wizardry.

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 9d

oh yeah, VII was the first one I played.
But I think for me VIII takes the cake for hot lizardmen and playable minotaurs...

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 9d

Which one is your favorite?

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 9d

Of course, I only watched, it's not that I masturbated to a silly game fmv or anything 😖

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 9d

Many years ago, this short looped fmv of two half-naked lizardmen warriors roaring and clashing in a combat training in Might and Magic VIII has made me bisexual.

I used to visit that place many times to watch.

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 10d

Fix 'em good!

a person is holding a glazed donut with icing dripping from it

ALT: a person is holding a glazed donut with icing dripping from it

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 11d

I swear that's me every time I try to eat

a brown horse with a black mane is standing in a grassy field

ALT: a brown horse with a black mane is standing in a grassy field

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 12d

wait is it like neopets??

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 13d

🚿 Cyberpunk-ish shower thought: horseshoes are implants.

I successfully used that logic to get speed-enhancers without actually putting my character under a scalpel.

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 22d

Little Pebble went to space!
The campaign we're playing is set in a mix of prehistoric fantasy and sci-fi, so it was only a matter of time before he ended up swapping his old loincloth for a high-tech armor and mechanically enhanced horseshoes. Just don't ask him how any of these work.

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 14d

After the fight is over, when the rich and wealthy are off to play in the lustful bathhouses, their entertainers left in the stone rooms beneath the arena have to let off some pent-up steam on their own.

🎨 by @vissie.bsky.social 2023

#furryart #art #nsfw

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 16d

Rainbow carrots!!!

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 16d

It was actually really good.

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 17d

Well? Wrong (?) answers only.

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 20d

Google's algorithms still trying to figure me out and getting desperate

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · 22d

His new mobile bulwark shield is only "mobile" if you've got enough strength to use it. Otherwise it takes 2 actions just to raise it.

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · Aug 30

My first figurine from @heroforgeminis.bsky.social has arrived! It's Little Pebble, my equine tribal warrior with an artifact tower shield!
It's an XL figurine utilizing the kitbashing feature, printed with color plastic, looks amazing and it's definitely not the last one I'll be getting!

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · Aug 17

oof

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CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · Aug 15

Forget Master/Pet, it's time for Master/Card kink

Bambochito /ᐠ •⩊•マ @jayjaysito.bsky.social · Jul 31

PORN WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL!! FUCK MASTERCARD, FUCK VISA AND FUCK CENSORSHIP!Flood their lines and call NOW!
Flood their lines and call NOW! 🔥🔥🔥

CalamityColt 🐴 @calamitycolt.bsky.social · Aug 12

nothing says Rise Against the AI Regime more than the AI art thumbnail on your video