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🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀

@calamityjess.bsky.social

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Gen X. She/Her. Old AF. Gamer. Knitter. Photographer. Wife. Mom. Nana. Blogger-ish. Dragon Age/Mass Effect/FFXIV/Cozy Games http://calamityjess.net

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🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 11h

Sick kitten 2 weeks ago, sick doggo this week. Oy! Roxy had a fever of 106! Fever of unknown origin. She spent all day at the emergency clinic yesterday on a wet blankie with a fan in a kennel getting fluids and antibiotics .

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 4d

Preach. This workday is never ending.

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 6d

two women are standing in a kitchen talking to each other

Alt: Jane Fonda and Lily tomlin are standing in a kitchen talking to each other

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🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 11d

Yay! I have a project to do between bids at work now. Let me tell you getting paid to do nothing sounds fun, but my God I hate being bored at work. Give me stuff to work on, I'll happily putter away.

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 12d

I have a little Trax and have seen bumper in my rear view more often than should be legal.

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🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 17d

I feel this on a spiritual level. New girl Charlee will not scratch on anything but my darned carpet 🤬

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 20d

That sounds awesome

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🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 22d

Still no cell service. This is day 3

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 23d

I've been spending every spare minute playing Ghost of Yotei and I am HOOKED. It is effing amazing. I watched MrJess play it's predecessor multiple times and loved it, but this is next level.

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 23d

JAAL!

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 24d

Signed up and ready to go! On Saturday November 8, I will commit to playing games for 24 hours fueled by caffeine and donations.
All donations go directly to UPMC Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.
If you can't donate, then share these posts.
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future

I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

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🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 26d

Time to go full starfish!

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 26d

Any food that requires a spoon AND is lunchbox size, should come with a spoon. Like juice boxes. You don't pull out a juice box and go "well shit, I forgot my straw". No! They provide the straw!

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 28d

Turned an entire brand new swiffer head black

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 28d

Got bored and cleaned my office. You can tell dudes had it before me. The dust was atrocious.

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🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · 28d

Best time for lunch? When you put together an estimate and hit cancel instead of save 🤬

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 28

Guys, I take my lunch to work, and I'm so not enjoying it. I need better lunch ideas than uncrustables, yogurt, snack. Give me all your easy to do, interesting and filling ideas I'm open!

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 27

Eels, and I'm complaining about 75

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 26

Agreed 💩💩💩💩

Weather statistics for today. Showing 100% humidity, 59 degree dew point and 59 degrees, heavy fog

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 26

I Can finally say TGIF!

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 25

And every day was Wednesday

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 24

Ok help! One part of my job is keeping me from grasping the whole thing. One part. And trying to learn it makes my brain just shut down completely. Like a wall goes up. And I don't know how to break through it. I'm desperate.

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 24

Slowwwww morning. Need entertainment.

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 24

I would give my right arm for jeans that fit me right. I'm either being chocked to death or need a belt.

🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀 @calamityjess.bsky.social · Sep 23

I feel like I'm never going to figure out the math for these press layouts. Ugh.