Acheron ⚔️Parody⚔️
@calamitysshadow.bsky.social
I am the right hand to @UntamedCalamity.bsky.social
My master need not get his hands dirty, when mine are ready to strike in his name.
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My master need not get his hands dirty, when mine are ready to strike in his name.
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I am the right hand of War himself, @untamedcalamity.bsky.social
My only goal in this life is to serve by his side and do his bidding.
… Or so I thought.
Until @arcane-seal.bsky.social came along, I was content. Now, my demon heart beats only for him.
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My only goal in this life is to serve by his side and do his bidding.
… Or so I thought.
Until @arcane-seal.bsky.social came along, I was content. Now, my demon heart beats only for him.
#ParodyAccount
//You wish for me to make a … friend?//
{Secretly watching the interaction. Maybe @calamitysshadow.bsky.social will make a friend}
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April 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
//You wish for me to make a … friend?//
Is this a good or bad reaction. I cannot tell.
April 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Is this a good or bad reaction. I cannot tell.
I would not say not to this…
Kinda want to introduce @calamitysshadow.bsky.social to lots of foods....
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April 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I would not say not to this…
//Do not stare at me like that…//
{Watching @calamitysshadow.bsky.social talk to the cutest warlock in history is therapeutic}
April 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
//Do not stare at me like that…//
//Winks and grabs a beer for you//
{Would be very willing to have a drink with you}
//It hit the spot. I would like to drink with you… //
April 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
//Winks and grabs a beer for you//
//Shrugs…
It has always been an issue//
It has always been an issue//
{Grins. Such a fussy door}
//Nods sharply.
It did. But it is fixed now//
It did. But it is fixed now//
April 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
//Shrugs…
It has always been an issue//
It has always been an issue//
//You would be surprised by the things I can do…//
{Staring at your exposed thigh.... Amazed you can get your leg that high. Would love to train with you}
Hi @arcane-seal.bsky.social … would you like to come train with me?
April 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
//You would be surprised by the things I can do…//
//Snags your wrist and pulls you in close.
Hello..//
Hello..//
{Smiles bashfully and pushes on you a little}
//Gazing at @arcane-seal.bsky.social because I cannot take my eyes off him//
April 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
//Snags your wrist and pulls you in close.
Hello..//
Hello..//
//It hit the spot. I would like to drink with you… //
{Is it tasty? I don't drink very much, only with master Wrath}
//Time for a break… definitely need some alcohol while I wait for @arcane-seal.bsky.social to wake up//
April 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
//It hit the spot. I would like to drink with you… //
//Nods sharply.
It did. But it is fixed now//
It did. But it is fixed now//
{Slightly worried.... did the front door come off again?}
//Doing some DIY while @arcane-seal.bsky.social sleeps//
April 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
//Nods sharply.
It did. But it is fixed now//
It did. But it is fixed now//
//Smiles and tilts my head, looking back at you, my hands sliding up your arms. Hi//
{Comes up behind you and slides my arms around you}
//Sitting around while @arcane-seal.bsky.social sleeps//
April 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
//Smiles and tilts my head, looking back at you, my hands sliding up your arms. Hi//
Hi @arcane-seal.bsky.social … would you like to come train with me?
April 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hi @arcane-seal.bsky.social … would you like to come train with me?
//Gazing at @arcane-seal.bsky.social because I cannot take my eyes off him//
April 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
//Gazing at @arcane-seal.bsky.social because I cannot take my eyes off him//
//Time for a break… definitely need some alcohol while I wait for @arcane-seal.bsky.social to wake up//
April 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
//Time for a break… definitely need some alcohol while I wait for @arcane-seal.bsky.social to wake up//
//Doing some DIY while @arcane-seal.bsky.social sleeps//
April 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
//Doing some DIY while @arcane-seal.bsky.social sleeps//
//Sitting around while @arcane-seal.bsky.social sleeps//
April 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
//Sitting around while @arcane-seal.bsky.social sleeps//
//My lips move slowly against yours, my voice drifting softly through your mind. He is an awful gossip… //
{Laughs and presses into you. Is he a bit of a gossip? Leans into your kiss, my lips soft on yours}
//Well, given the fact my Master knows, it will not be long before all of Edom knows…
Lifts a hand to your cheek and presses my lips to yours in a tender kiss//
Lifts a hand to your cheek and presses my lips to yours in a tender kiss//
April 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
//My lips move slowly against yours, my voice drifting softly through your mind. He is an awful gossip… //
//Well, given the fact my Master knows, it will not be long before all of Edom knows…
Lifts a hand to your cheek and presses my lips to yours in a tender kiss//
Lifts a hand to your cheek and presses my lips to yours in a tender kiss//
{Smiles and presses my forehead back against yours.
I like that.. want everyone to know}
I like that.. want everyone to know}
//Crouches down and pulls your hands away from your face, pressing my forehead to yours…
I don’t care if the world hears. I want them all to know you are mine…//
I don’t care if the world hears. I want them all to know you are mine…//
April 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
//Well, given the fact my Master knows, it will not be long before all of Edom knows…
Lifts a hand to your cheek and presses my lips to yours in a tender kiss//
Lifts a hand to your cheek and presses my lips to yours in a tender kiss//
//Licks my lips and tugs you into the shower, my own clothes gone in a blink of an eye//
{Strips off all my clothes. Can very much join you in the shower}
//Hi…
Wishes for you to come join me in the shower//
Wishes for you to come join me in the shower//
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
//Licks my lips and tugs you into the shower, my own clothes gone in a blink of an eye//
//Crouches down and pulls your hands away from your face, pressing my forehead to yours…
I don’t care if the world hears. I want them all to know you are mine…//
I don’t care if the world hears. I want them all to know you are mine…//
{Groans internally and buries my face in my hands}
//He heard. No doubt…//
April 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
//Crouches down and pulls your hands away from your face, pressing my forehead to yours…
I don’t care if the world hears. I want them all to know you are mine…//
I don’t care if the world hears. I want them all to know you are mine…//
//Looking for @arcane-seal.bsky.social//
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April 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
//Looking for @arcane-seal.bsky.social//
//Hi…
Wishes for you to come join me in the shower//
Wishes for you to come join me in the shower//
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
//Hi…
Wishes for you to come join me in the shower//
Wishes for you to come join me in the shower//
//He heard. No doubt…//
{Hiding because War is over and what if he heard @calamitysshadow.bsky.social and I?}
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April 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
//He heard. No doubt…//
//Wraps my arms around you and rests my forehead against your shoulder.
Yes. You should. Always//
Yes. You should. Always//
{Settles myself into your lap.
Then I should always be around}
Then I should always be around}
//Gazes up at you…
I do not wish to sleep if you are not around//
I do not wish to sleep if you are not around//
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
//Wraps my arms around you and rests my forehead against your shoulder.
Yes. You should. Always//
Yes. You should. Always//
//A small smile tugs at my lips and slips an arm around your waist.
Well then, I guess I cannot argue with that…//
Well then, I guess I cannot argue with that…//
{Grins, pressing into you.
It was right there looking biteable}
It was right there looking biteable}
//Chuckles softly and presses my forehead to yours…
You are biting me now?//
You are biting me now?//
April 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
//A small smile tugs at my lips and slips an arm around your waist.
Well then, I guess I cannot argue with that…//
Well then, I guess I cannot argue with that…//