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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 1h

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* well, seein' as i can't tell you i've never heard of the guy...

* i've not not not never heard of him.

【 annoyingly, he winks. 】

* my brother's the one with all the various merchandise. uses 'em for battle simulations, mostly.

* he's so cool.
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 5h

Ugh... CROSSBONES.

* ( His hat-eyes squint with distaste at the thought. )

And don't even TRY to tell me you've never heard of Crossbones. I've never seen anyone with more Crossbones merchandise than you!!

Truly, a level of depravity even I wouldn't dare stoop to...

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* well then, who's the other guy? maybe it's him you're thinkin' of.

* 'course, i could be wrong...maybe i've got an evil clone.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* well then, who's the other guy? maybe it's him you're thinkin' of.

* 'course, i could be wrong...maybe i've got an evil clone.
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 5h

* ( His "arms" move as though he would be stomping his foot, if he had any. )

Of COURSE not!! I only know three skeletons, only two of which share your exact penchant for practical jokes and general buffoonery!!

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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【 sans raises his hand further to scratch his skull before returning it to his pocket. 】

* sorry, but uh, nope. no bells ringin' here.

* maybe you're thinkin' of a different skeleton.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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【 sans raises his hand further to scratch his skull before returning it to his pocket. 】

* sorry, but uh, nope. no bells ringin' here.

* maybe you're thinkin' of a different skeleton.
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 5h

...

* ( Koffin-K seems rather offended. Perhaps even hurt...? No, surely not. )

Perhaps the name KOFFIN-K will jog your hollow mind?? Maybe even strike FEAR into the depths of your ribcage???

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* whaddaya mean? it's just a handshake.

【 keeping his arm extended. 】

* and, uh, i'm pretty sure i remember most people i've met.

* but for some reason, you're slipping my mind.

* maybe a re-introduction is in order anyway, huh?
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* pretty conveiniently shaped lamp, there.

* suspicious...
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* the comedian. @thejudge.is.tired.fyi · 5h

* nothing we can do.

* who's is it, then? maybe that lamp.

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* heh heh heh...

* but, uh.

* i'm guessing that's not our fault, is it?
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Teto !! @walkie-teto.bsky.social · 5h

ooc Can Someone Make An Account For The Snowdin Cutscene Rock I Think That Would Be Funny

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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* whaddaya mean? it's just a handshake.

【 keeping his arm extended. 】

* and, uh, i'm pretty sure i remember most people i've met.

* but for some reason, you're slipping my mind.

* maybe a re-introduction is in order anyway, huh?
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 5h

* ( The eyes on his hat squint at him suspiciously. )

I know this trick! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!! ... And we already know each other, you BONEHEAD!!

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* nice to meetcha, anyway.

【 sans extends his hand. 】

* c'mon, don't you know how to greet a new pal?

* shake my hand.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* nice to meetcha, anyway.

【 sans extends his hand. 】

* c'mon, don't you know how to greet a new pal?

* shake my hand.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* heya.

* yeah, pretty sure i'm me.
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 5h

Is that Sans?

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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* so, pal, what's gotcha all the way meowt here?

* or, would it be pals, plural...?
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ℂ𝕝𝕦𝕓𝕤 @kingofclubs.plays.poker · 6h

— I suppose you could say that.

[The heads chuckle.]

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 8h

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* oh, cool. three-for-one deal on cats.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 5h

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* heh heh heh...

* but, uh.

* i'm guessing that's not our fault, is it?
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* the comedian. @thejudge.is.tired.fyi · 6h

* until suddenly,
* everything ends.

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* stopping and starting.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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5.

* hey, can't complain.

* but my brother...now he's the one that deserves the compliments.

* he's so cool.
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* the comedian. @thejudge.is.tired.fyi · 3d

— MEGALOVANIA —

* welp. sorry, old lady.
* this is why i never make promises.

< The Royal Judge >
< One of the last 3 monsters alive in his timeline. Can't afford not to care anymore. >

< #utrp #undertalerp #drrp #deltarunerp >

< info below >

* the comedian. @thejudge.is.tired.fyi · 3d

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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* stopping and starting.
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* the comedian. @thejudge.is.tired.fyi · 6h

* timelines jumping left and right.

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* anyway, inflation's hitting pretty hard lately...

* 150G.
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✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 6h

[Squinting.]

… Okay, I believe you!

[You gullible naive fuck.]

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* what? i'd never. i'm an honest business-skeleton.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* what? i'd never. i'm an honest business-skeleton.
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✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 6h

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I feel like you’re just raising the price the more the conversation goes—

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* yeah, G. 's what everybody uses in the underground.

* oh, stock prices just changed...sorry pal. it's 50G now.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* yeah, G. 's what everybody uses in the underground.

* oh, stock prices just changed...sorry pal. it's 50G now.
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✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 6h

Ah. Okay.

… What do you mean by G by the way? Is that some sort of currency????

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* oops, did i say 5G? i meant 15. 15G.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* oops, did i say 5G? i meant 15. 15G.
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✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 6h

…

Yeah, I do actually—

* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 7h

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* yeah. it's 5G a pop. want one?
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 6h

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* nothin' really bothers me.

* if i spent all my time worryin' about what other people had to say about me,

* what time would i have left to enjoy life?

* 's better to just let it go.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 7h

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* weird question t'ask, but sure, i'll go with it.

* guess it depends what you've done to deserve it.

* most things? who's got the energy to hold a grudge about 'em?

* but if somebody does somethin' really awful, well...

* ...

* 'm sure they'll get their karma someday.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 7h

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* eh, depends.

* just be careful, 'kay?

* i got thick skin, but, uh...

* y'know.
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* sans. sans the skeleton. @calciumcomic.bsky.social · 7h

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* sleeping? yeah, i do that.

* got this thingy for it once, too.

【 sans retrieves a gold medal in sleeping from somewhere. 】

* speakin' of which...

* it's time for my third legally required nap break.
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