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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship
him and his mother for raising him that way
you did nothing wrong sis
him and his mother for raising him that way
you did nothing wrong sis
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship
him and his mother for raising him that way
you did nothing wrong sis
him and his mother for raising him that way
you did nothing wrong sis
“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget
calling for a national ban on gift guides until we figure out what's going on
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
calling for a national ban on gift guides until we figure out what's going on
Missionary because men are insanely attractive and I like to watch his face while I do bad things to him and talk him through it. Plus I like to make him watch
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Missionary because men are insanely attractive and I like to watch his face while I do bad things to him and talk him through it. Plus I like to make him watch
smokin on that shit that put malcolm in the middle
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
smokin on that shit that put malcolm in the middle
whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am
This guy on the subway keeps covering his face with his jacket and then smoke comes out. I think he might be wielding a dark magic artifact
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This guy on the subway keeps covering his face with his jacket and then smoke comes out. I think he might be wielding a dark magic artifact
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” Wrong . What about box
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” Wrong . What about box
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
feeling very grateful for yall today :) whether you’re in a house with way too many people or taking some time for yourself, know you’re loved and appreciated! 💕💕
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
feeling very grateful for yall today :) whether you’re in a house with way too many people or taking some time for yourself, know you’re loved and appreciated! 💕💕
Normalize waiting for your boyfriend in the tiniest lingerie after his long day at work❤️🔥
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Normalize waiting for your boyfriend in the tiniest lingerie after his long day at work❤️🔥
I may be a 5 on a beach in California but I’m a 10 in a Wisconsin Kwik Trip
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I may be a 5 on a beach in California but I’m a 10 in a Wisconsin Kwik Trip
genuinely don't understand how sometimes the wand blasts me in a minute and sometimes i need 2h30 of ancient rituals and forbidden knowledge to get there, the female anatomy truly is incredible
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
genuinely don't understand how sometimes the wand blasts me in a minute and sometimes i need 2h30 of ancient rituals and forbidden knowledge to get there, the female anatomy truly is incredible
nobody thinks about this but porn stars have to do so much laundry, it's insane
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
nobody thinks about this but porn stars have to do so much laundry, it's insane
Backshots so he doesn’t see me eating the hand full of gummy bears I snuck into the bedroom
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Backshots so he doesn’t see me eating the hand full of gummy bears I snuck into the bedroom
Throwing tomatoes from the cuck chair
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Throwing tomatoes from the cuck chair
Onlyfans creators paid $1.6 billion into the American tax system in 2024 by the way
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Onlyfans creators paid $1.6 billion into the American tax system in 2024 by the way
stop asking … yes u can lick texas road house butter off of them smh
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
stop asking … yes u can lick texas road house butter off of them smh
btw I made a free one 💕
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
btw I made a free one 💕
it's have two boyfriends at once winter
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
it's have two boyfriends at once winter
not my circus not my monkeys but i definitely know some of the clowns
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
not my circus not my monkeys but i definitely know some of the clowns
economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens
after you die you go to the big afters in the sky
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
after you die you go to the big afters in the sky
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
erectile dysfunction? no. i am ERECT TILL DIS FUNCTION IS OVER
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
erectile dysfunction? no. i am ERECT TILL DIS FUNCTION IS OVER