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fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon

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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

him and his mother for raising him that way

you did nothing wrong sis
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
calling for a national ban on gift guides until we figure out what's going on
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Missionary because men are insanely attractive and I like to watch his face while I do bad things to him and talk him through it. Plus I like to make him watch
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
smokin on that shit that put malcolm in the middle
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This guy on the subway keeps covering his face with his jacket and then smoke comes out. I think he might be wielding a dark magic artifact
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” Wrong . What about box
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
feeling very grateful for yall today :) whether you’re in a house with way too many people or taking some time for yourself, know you’re loved and appreciated! 💕💕
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Normalize waiting for your boyfriend in the tiniest lingerie after his long day at work❤️‍🔥
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I may be a 5 on a beach in California but I’m a 10 in a Wisconsin Kwik Trip
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
genuinely don't understand how sometimes the wand blasts me in a minute and sometimes i need 2h30 of ancient rituals and forbidden knowledge to get there, the female anatomy truly is incredible
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
nobody thinks about this but porn stars have to do so much laundry, it's insane
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Backshots so he doesn’t see me eating the hand full of gummy bears I snuck into the bedroom
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Throwing tomatoes from the cuck chair
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Onlyfans creators paid $1.6 billion into the American tax system in 2024 by the way
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
stop asking … yes u can lick texas road house butter off of them smh
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
btw I made a free one 💕
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
it's have two boyfriends at once winter
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
not my circus not my monkeys but i definitely know some of the clowns
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
after you die you go to the big afters in the sky
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
erectile dysfunction? no. i am ERECT TILL DIS FUNCTION IS OVER
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM