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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · Oct 19

guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 1h

Sometimes the stripper really does like you

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 1d

Real question for people with the giant skeleton: Where the fuck do you put it the other 11 months of the year? 💀

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 1d

real question for people with the giant skeleton: where tf do you put it the other 11 months of the year?

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 2d

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 2d

doing OF full time is just going “no i won’t send you this video i just said was $20 for 3 bucks” over and over again all day long

cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 2d

Day 8 of 31 Days of Costumes 💕

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 3d

Bruh you’re in your 20’s just eat the damn onions and tomatoes

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arabell 💙 @arabellnightly.bsky.social · 3d

before filming // after filming

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 4d

Clown school bully shoving 14 kids in a locker

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 4d

Nico Robin 💕

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 5d

the employees at Total Wine aren’t ready for me to ask them which Rosé is the best for doing anal

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 5d

Home Depot lighting aisle is one of the few joys we have left in this world

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 5d

after 5 years of doing this I seriously think I have the sweetest and kindest subs ever ♥️

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 6d

Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 6d

Chun Li! • Day 4 of 31 Days of Cosplay

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 7d

people been saying sexually transmitted CTE and it’s been sending me all night 😭😭

cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 7d

I’m ready for Halloween yall

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 7d

Frieren • Day 3 of 31 Days of Cosplay 🖤

cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 8d

Happy Final Season of My Hero 🐸

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 8d

i know you want to be tied down but my ikea headboard was only $45 so please don’t wiggle around too rough or it’ll snap and honestly i don’t have the money to replace it right now im kinda in the middle of a whole thing i hope you understand

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 9d

hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 10d

Cut my hand on a cheese grater last night which is insane because I'm not cheese

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 10d

Ohhhhh it's called Droupout because they left College Humor

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