Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
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Secret Furry Account.
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
Secret Furry Account.
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
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When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
Every con parking lot.
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Every con parking lot.
I am so tired of this place.
I need to live somewhere with less chaos and no guns.
Being an American is stressful and embarrassing... I genuinely want to leave and never come back.
I need to live somewhere with less chaos and no guns.
Being an American is stressful and embarrassing... I genuinely want to leave and never come back.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I am so tired of this place.
I need to live somewhere with less chaos and no guns.
Being an American is stressful and embarrassing... I genuinely want to leave and never come back.
I need to live somewhere with less chaos and no guns.
Being an American is stressful and embarrassing... I genuinely want to leave and never come back.
Anyone with a Staffordshire Terrier.
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anyone with a Staffordshire Terrier.
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I'm pretty sure I have seasonal affective disorder.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm pretty sure I have seasonal affective disorder.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
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German public broadcaster did a made-for-TV romance film featuring furries and I'm losing it
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
Hinter der Maske
Kostümierte Menschen fallen in Eisenach zu einer Veranstaltung der sogenannten "Furries" ein. Bei Sybille löst die Begegnung unerwartete Gefühle aus.
www.zdf.de
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
German public broadcaster did a made-for-TV romance film featuring furries and I'm losing it
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
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Just noticed that the dude from Crucible Coachworks has heterochromia.
I've always been jealous of people with that look. Back in 6th grade (1996) one of my friends in Star Trek Club had one dark brown eye and one hazel eye, and I thought that shit was SSOOOOOOO cool.
I've always been jealous of people with that look. Back in 6th grade (1996) one of my friends in Star Trek Club had one dark brown eye and one hazel eye, and I thought that shit was SSOOOOOOO cool.
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just noticed that the dude from Crucible Coachworks has heterochromia.
I've always been jealous of people with that look. Back in 6th grade (1996) one of my friends in Star Trek Club had one dark brown eye and one hazel eye, and I thought that shit was SSOOOOOOO cool.
I've always been jealous of people with that look. Back in 6th grade (1996) one of my friends in Star Trek Club had one dark brown eye and one hazel eye, and I thought that shit was SSOOOOOOO cool.
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Other People:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
March 12, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Other People:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
I'm pretty sure I have seasonal affective disorder.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm pretty sure I have seasonal affective disorder.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
Had a long day working retail...
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Had a long day working retail...
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DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
June 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
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I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Get ready for TONS of Zootopia and Robin Hood porn.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Get ready for TONS of Zootopia and Robin Hood porn.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Gotta admit, watching NYT columnists crash out is funny as fuck.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Gotta admit, watching NYT columnists crash out is funny as fuck.
I literally did this with Cup Noodle and the coffee maker at work yesterday...
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I literally did this with Cup Noodle and the coffee maker at work yesterday...
The most annoying thing about being demi/ace is explaining your sexuality to people who straight-up don't believe you (which is basically everyone) ESPECIALLY if you're also gay.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The most annoying thing about being demi/ace is explaining your sexuality to people who straight-up don't believe you (which is basically everyone) ESPECIALLY if you're also gay.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
YO! WHAT THE FUCK?!
How have I never seen this?
How have I never seen this?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
YO! WHAT THE FUCK?!
How have I never seen this?
How have I never seen this?
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Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
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Spank You For Your Furvice (2017)
November 12, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Spank You For Your Furvice (2017)
Grrrrrrrrr... I'm trying to simplify my art style, and it just looks like shit 97% of the time.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Grrrrrrrrr... I'm trying to simplify my art style, and it just looks like shit 97% of the time.
When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
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certified comfort classics📺✨
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
certified comfort classics📺✨