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CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · 13d

Rest in Piss to Ian Watkins. Prison was always too good for you.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · 20d

Taylor Swift still acting like she's some loser underdog that people hate for no reason is almost funny.

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CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · 26d

One of the worst parts of getting older as a kid that somehow survived incredible self destruction is that I'm now to the age that some of my friends have been gone longer than the entire time they were here.

Why did I make it here? Some of them deserved it so much more.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Sep 15

Owen Cooper deserved that Emmy. Incredible performance, infinitely so, when you consider how new he is to the profession. Hope he continues to work and grow.

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CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Sep 11

Seeing all these conservatives now suddenly care about gun violence and empathy is exactly what I expected.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Sep 11

There are so many layers of irony surrounding the murder of Charlie Kirk.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Sep 10

Holy shit, Charlie Kirk is dead

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Aug 31

Being really good at your job is kinda nice because you can just do whatever you want while doing your job, and no one can say shit because they can't be you.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Aug 15

Watching Murder, She Wrote. The makeup trends of the 80s were nuts. This woman's has a full solid goth eye with a coral lip and a power pantsuit.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Aug 10

Dear white boys of San Bernardino County,

Stop tailgating. No one is scared of you throwing up sets in your shitty Honda. I will literally run you over.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Aug 6

I never understood what people felt when they said they were experiencing the uncanny valley effect until AI videos started getting huge.

They make my skin crawl

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Aug 5

You know what's frustrating? Constantly hearing we need a "leftist Joe Rogan" instead of just supporting the leftist women who have been doing the damn work.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jul 22

Rest in Paradise Ozzy. I'm so glad you got to see how much the world loved you.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jul 15

Hey MAGA,

Now that the GOP blocked the release of the list they said didn't exist, whatcha gonna do?

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jul 14

You can't be the generation that constantly complains about loneliness and the inability to find community and then also be a weird bully every time you are in public or engaging with strangers

#genzstare

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jul 14

SO MAGA, you gonna do something about the Epstein stuff or was that all bluster?

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CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jul 11

I fucking hate Muskrat but holy shit, that petty bitch might have actually started the MAGA implosion.

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CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jun 13

"Preemptive strike" is just a nice way of saying unprovoked act of war. Fuck Bibi and his zionist backers.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jun 9

Pro tip: if you're gonna try and phish people via text, making it a group chat is a dead giveaway. Filthy scammers.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jun 1

🌈🌈 Happy Pride to everyone except cops 🌈🌈

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Jun 1

Sooo Peelon definitely leaked that incontinence story so he can live his babyfur diaper fetish life out in the open

#inminecraft

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · May 4

Can we all just be honest? His pupils are the size of saucers, and he's been fully manic for like over a year. He is not sober.

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Apr 29

Glad Canada saw what was happening around the world and said "fuck all that."

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CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Apr 21

Pope dying the day after Easter Sunday isn't exactly ironic, but it is something

CallMeReptar @callmereptar.bsky.social · Apr 20

I hate the holidays here because every single tourist thinks the speed limit means something.