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CallTheHotline

@callthehotline.bsky.social

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Buzz, your girlfriend...woof. Happier in the #90s. Gimmie #food, #horror and ALL the reality TV. She/her/hers 🖤

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CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 6d

NO KINGS. ONLY COVENS. 🖤

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 9d

My local PD is very chill about finding guns just "laying on Main Street".

You know, the same Main Street the elementary school is on.

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 15d

I have questions...none of which I actually want the answers to.

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 20d

Foxy Toxie. 💚

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #filmsky

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CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 21d

Things are so bleak... the only time I feel something is during those Rover commercials.

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 28d

While I'm here... Life update!

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 28d

I'm just a Sarah striving to be a Nancy. 🧙‍♀️

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · 28d

Did I think I'd be here, comparing Lisa Rinna to Art the Clown? No. But, it's the end times...cut me some slack.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #Filmsky

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CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · Sep 14

Sorry, I only have 3 moods:

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · Sep 12

Back again for a #LastFourWatched.

And I'm still thinking about that damn Mom from Unknown Number.

#Letterboxd #Filmsky

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CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · Sep 12

Is this real life?

CallTheHotline @callthehotline.bsky.social · Sep 5

Yesterday, my cat was trying to nibble on cheese I was eating, and she ended up with it mashed into the fur on her arm.

Thus, she is now referred to as "Cheese Sleeve".