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i do NOT understand how ppl can walk around all day in a puffer jacket when its only 60 degrees out
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i do NOT understand how ppl can walk around all day in a puffer jacket when its only 60 degrees out
on one hand i would like to do well in this competition and make it to the final rounds. on the other hand i want us to strike out early so i can actually treat this trip like a vacation
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
on one hand i would like to do well in this competition and make it to the final rounds. on the other hand i want us to strike out early so i can actually treat this trip like a vacation
today i learned that the viet food in germany fucking SLAPS bc they were the main country to take in refugees from the war
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
today i learned that the viet food in germany fucking SLAPS bc they were the main country to take in refugees from the war
great day for my computer to just stop accepting all wifi
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
great day for my computer to just stop accepting all wifi
to me, the core diff between a witch and a wizard is that the wizard will say "look at this spell ive created! ive patented it!" and the witch will be selling that shit on etsy
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
to me, the core diff between a witch and a wizard is that the wizard will say "look at this spell ive created! ive patented it!" and the witch will be selling that shit on etsy
neopets dailies making me fight in the battledome ive never fought in the battledome before :((
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
neopets dailies making me fight in the battledome ive never fought in the battledome before :((
"i need to not overpack" i say as i overpack
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"i need to not overpack" i say as i overpack
clear taped all the sides of my oven and fridge. if there are flies spawning around a fallen fruit that is rotting between the cracks of my counters, i will know
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
clear taped all the sides of my oven and fridge. if there are flies spawning around a fallen fruit that is rotting between the cracks of my counters, i will know
ouuugghhoiuggdhfhhfggrrgfhf
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
ouuugghhoiuggdhfhhfggrrgfhf
"oooh cute bag" i say before realizing instagram has presented me with an ad for another $4k purse
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"oooh cute bag" i say before realizing instagram has presented me with an ad for another $4k purse
friend put me on a "what pkmn team would you have" kick im gonna be thinking about this all day fuuuuuccckk
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
friend put me on a "what pkmn team would you have" kick im gonna be thinking about this all day fuuuuuccckk
i think we need to raise the american spice tolerance level up by two notches. im tired of going to restaurants and the having the "spicy" turn out to be "mild"
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i think we need to raise the american spice tolerance level up by two notches. im tired of going to restaurants and the having the "spicy" turn out to be "mild"
i think, if i were desperate enough, i would sign my soul away via stupid genie contract over a bowl of noodles
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i think, if i were desperate enough, i would sign my soul away via stupid genie contract over a bowl of noodles
keeping my mouth SHUT during the first amendment lectures lest i out myself as a pro-kink avid-ao3 reader to the rest of the class
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
keeping my mouth SHUT during the first amendment lectures lest i out myself as a pro-kink avid-ao3 reader to the rest of the class
oh to be a d-list celebrity. recognizable enough for an ego boost, obscure enough to still be a weird little guy
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
oh to be a d-list celebrity. recognizable enough for an ego boost, obscure enough to still be a weird little guy
oh no. the spicy noodle cravings are starting to kick in again
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
oh no. the spicy noodle cravings are starting to kick in again
*ranking ourselves on a petty mean bitch scale*
me: idk i feel like i can get unintentionally snappy sometimes so my ranking should be lower
friend: yeah but then we just feed you and youre nice again
me: idk i feel like i can get unintentionally snappy sometimes so my ranking should be lower
friend: yeah but then we just feed you and youre nice again
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
*ranking ourselves on a petty mean bitch scale*
me: idk i feel like i can get unintentionally snappy sometimes so my ranking should be lower
friend: yeah but then we just feed you and youre nice again
me: idk i feel like i can get unintentionally snappy sometimes so my ranking should be lower
friend: yeah but then we just feed you and youre nice again
fighting the urge to invest in the nuwave hot wok from costco and one really high quality cleaver
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
fighting the urge to invest in the nuwave hot wok from costco and one really high quality cleaver
dude i love my neighbor/coworker. i never talk to him but he just hands me random shit sometimes. like oh, turon and ice cream? hell yeah. a random costco hot dog for me? dont mind if i do
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
dude i love my neighbor/coworker. i never talk to him but he just hands me random shit sometimes. like oh, turon and ice cream? hell yeah. a random costco hot dog for me? dont mind if i do
extremely cool day to be a californian and a new yorker
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
extremely cool day to be a californian and a new yorker
you know i thought i improved on remembering people's names but this week has informed me that I Am Not and the three people in question are very very aware 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
you know i thought i improved on remembering people's names but this week has informed me that I Am Not and the three people in question are very very aware 🥰
they removed the sour from the trader joes limited edition sour strawberry belts. what is the point of a sour belt if its not going to be fucking sour
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
they removed the sour from the trader joes limited edition sour strawberry belts. what is the point of a sour belt if its not going to be fucking sour
need my classmates to hurry up and send me photos so i can post :(((
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
need my classmates to hurry up and send me photos so i can post :(((
NEW SCUMS EXTRA HNNSNJFJDH
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
NEW SCUMS EXTRA HNNSNJFJDH
eaten da chicken wing in da uuuberr
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
eaten da chicken wing in da uuuberr