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Speed Bump

@camco.bsky.social

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//Age:28// Everybodys favorite little gamer causing all sorts of shenanigans

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Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Oct 17

Meet Speed Bump. He's my goat sona! He likes to drive vehicles with dangerous things on them

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.°• ☆ Starly! ✨🌿🍄 @artbunnii.bsky.social · 22h

Hi guys! After what happened, it's evident that my mom's surgery can't wait, so I'm asking for donations to help to gather the money for it

She almost lost consciousness last night and the insurance keeps refusing to help us

Every help counts 🙏💕

ko-fi.com/drstarline/g...

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Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 4d

Gonna put him in a blender. (I absolutely love it thank you friend aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh)

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🍌🍊 Um Sammer Lammy 🥭🍍 @agtbusinessfish.bsky.social · 4d

anotha one thank you #goat #furry @camco.bsky.social

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Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 4d

Everywhere I go. I'm reminded of him 😔

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 15d

Woah! Hungry little fella. Make sure to give that critter a few lucky strikes for such a growing lad

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 15d

How many cigarettes have you fed Billy Junior so far?

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Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 16d

With a brain full of crust and a belly full of fruit slop, I'm ready to hit this world where it hurts

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 20d

How I stand at oomfs door step waiting for them to open the door so I can get my ass beat

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 24d

I need to be put back in my box

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 25d

This is pretty good idea but hear me out. A machine to decrease the size any body part to inconvenience you enough to piss you off.

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Khuyre @khuyre.bsky.social · 25d

A Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 Gommage inspired badge for my buddy @aloriasandlaire.bsky.social #clairobscure #expedition33 #furry #furryart #twitch #furrystreamer #goofox

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Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 27d

Who's that loser in the sunshine shirt? What a goober

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Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 29d

Nintendo somehow finds more ways to get me unhappy. Just make the funny plumber man reasonable priced :(

Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 29d

Virtual Boy for Nintendo Switch 2/Nintendo Switch pricing

Virtual Boy $99.99 bit.ly/4n1oGGR
Virtual Boy Cardboard Model $24.99 bit.ly/46GhYPF

Paid Nintendo Switch Online membership required to purchase

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · 29d

I'm just saying. Mojang has the funniest opportunity to file a patent for gathering materials through squares just to piss Nintendo off

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Sep 12

See, that's REZ for for dreamcast

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Sep 8

Would a yea, ye, or yea huh suffice? Or would I lose all ballsack privileges?

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Sep 8

Started thinking about Arin Hansons Sequelitis on Ocarina of Time and found that would have been a lot easier on everyone if he just tweet he liked 2D Zeldas more than 3D

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 28

SONIC CD JP SOUND TRACK MAKES ME WANT TO GO 95 MPH THROUGH A SCHOOL ZONE ITS SO GOOD

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 18

Prove it! Bet you won't! All bark, no bite! Nah, I'd win! :b

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 17

Yea. OK. I see that all I am is a funny bit to you. I hope you know that this character means a lot to me and the fact you make fun of that is genuinely insulting. What if I said braxians are not even cool? Wouldn't feel good would it? I thought you would know better 😔

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Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 17

OK, first of all. This is not funny. I worked really hard on that name and if you would have noticed, this is not some character I made on the spot. I put actual thought and feeling behind him and you making fun him is insensitive. Please learn from your actions

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 11

You did it again!

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 11

Your honor. I did it all for the nookie

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 7

Mama said I could be anything, so I became the poster boy of aimless ambition

Speed Bump @camco.bsky.social · Aug 6

Life is a raged up gamer and I'm an unsuspecting dude wipe