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I have my fingers in many pies. Darling - Eddy Piehands!!
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Birds with names that sound like names my mother would’ve called me: a thread
It sucks not knowing how to swim. The last time I tried to learn I was 12, and my ‘I almost drowned’ trauma came to bite me in the ass and I couldn’t do it. I’d like to try again.
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Used iwl.me to analyse the project I’m working on. Compared me to an author I’ve not heard of before: Harry Harrison. A quick search tells me he’s a sci-fi writer.
Neat!
January 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Just remembered the time mum got mad at me because I didn’t let her answer for me when someone asked if I was “always” gay, so she could lie and save face for herself. I now have hiccoughs from laughing.
January 18, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I’ve been informed that T’s mum loves me. Fuck yeah. 😎
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 AM
My cousin named her puppy Prince Albert.
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January 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Going to start feeding Shenzi her breakfast from one of her hide and seek toys so that she actually eats in the morning. It’ll take a little longer to do, but at least she’ll eat in a timely manner.
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM
After spending all day yesterday waiting for the next #DragRace episode before realising I had the wrong day, NOW I can watch it at last. Hoping Mandy Mango gets through this episode!
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Gonna watch the #CanadasDragRace finale before I gotta go out. 100% #TeamSami!!
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 AM
At my post-op review, I learnt that the reason I’m still semi-numb is due to many nerve endings in the scalp. As they heal, it can cause numbness, itchiness, and some pain.
I tapped the numb area area earlier - pain. Good to know, I would’ve been alarmed otherwise.
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 AM
It feels very strange going to take my midday medication, and then realising I no longer have any to take at that time since I’m weaning off one of my medications.
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Mentally drained after seeing my sister today. So many unnecessary rude comments, not to mention demanding I read MY texts aloud to her.
January 14, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I haven’t had a chance to pat a single dog today, and six have gone past me. Devastating.
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
No, I’m not eating a small wheel of Camembert outside my GP clinic, YOU are!
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I’ve learnt how to play Five Crowns, and as a result, the evidence to indicate I could possibly have dyscalculia has become so much more glaring.
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Fuck, I LOVE Dungeons and Drag Queens:

“Who’s thirsty and drinks broth?!”
“Asians.”
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 AM
The most out of context television quote I can think of…

“Sorry. I’m not being raped, just trying to play Camptown Races.”
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
OH MY GOD I CAN DO WEIGHTS AGAIN THANK FUCK.
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I have been in this truck fire traffic standstill for an hour. 🫠🫠
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Boy, I can’t wait to have kids and then not supervise as one runs off, straight into the lake where they can’t swim, and then stand on the shore with my whole family doing nothing but telling strangers to get my kid for me.
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Girlfriend’s day off. Head out for a barbecue and so her and the brother in law can do some paddle boarding. Shen gets excited. Shen gets in car.

Lake is a national park. Shen cannot go there. 😭
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Please surgeons, give me the all clear to resume (heavier) weights after Tuesday. I can’t do 90 minutes* of cardio anymore.

*with breaks in between, obvs.
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Thankfully am not in peril from the fires down here. My laundry, however, is in peril from the winds blowing the clothes horse across my yard.
I hope my underwear didn’t catch on the breeze…
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I am obsessed with Dungeons and Drag Queens, but even more so - Jujubee. She is so funny.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Came up with what could be a very fun idea for when I’m DMing our next campaign. A bit of a homebrew to add some more fun to the campaign!
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
It’s completely fair to be annoyed at a couple of people for the same thing. What ISN’T fair is to be visibly annoyed towards one person, but perfectly fine to the other. 🙂
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM