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Sir Candle

@candlescrackshack.bsky.social

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[NO KIDS ALLOWED] Hey, I'm Candle (24) , I'm here on the Cool New Website(tm) Still gay, still drawing fat fucks, still occasionally drawing women I'm tired of this shit, wake me up when the katsudon's ready.

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · Jan 22

Just realized I never put this up here, so as a reminder:
You CAN, in fact, give me money in exchange for fat boys (amongst other things)

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 31m

PSA: In the event we're chums on Discord, I was a fucking idiot and got hacked. If you get some weird DM about a Lazerus game, don't do anything with it, it'll fry your Discord. I've got a new account setup while I figure this out, just shoot me a DM if you want the handle.

Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 17h

Boris horny doodles? In YOUR Bluesky? It's more likely than you think.

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Julinsfw🔞 @koiboynsfw.bsky.social · 6d

#nsfwart
#nsfwoc

Getting Comfy

This had to be one of my favorite renders I did, everything looks so soft

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 8d

Defy stereotypes. Draw that femboy with saggy wrinkly nuts instead of a tight coinpurse.

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Reil Bad(Commissions Open)🔞 @reilulousbadulon.bsky.social · 18d

Leon Kennedy ready to destroy the Zomboid Menace
#ResidentEvil4 #RE4 #ResidentEvil

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🔞Tummiesandsuch🔞 @tummiesandsuch.bsky.social · 19d

A lil redraw

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 20d

Here's a comm for @/mimic_18 on the funny bird website, they wanted a ref sheet of their Imp OC, Keith. Real happy with this one, I'm real pleased with how the cock came out

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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 20d

The Legendary Axe concept mockup. Been a while since I made one of these. Research was tough. I have no connection to the game or the turbografx-16 whatsoever, but the final boss being a weird and unsettling merger of confused cavemen held together by an eldric mass was captivating.
#pixelart #ドット絵

Pixel art of an old ruin under cloudy skies. A man in a loincloth, holding an axe faces agains a gigantic bearded man, horribly mutated by a black goop littered with eyes and glowing veins

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 25d

Taking the time to understand that rewrote my brain chemistry, is this one of those sleeper agent things?

Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · Sep 11

The demon that makes me draw all afternoon whispered in my ear, he told me to make a ref for Boris. If you're in the mood to draw some cow, here he is

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✨🔺Brace🔺✨ @brace4haste.bsky.social · Mar 29

Sketchy out for the bros.
#BraceDoodles #Kofi #Commission #Sketch #Disgaea

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Muffyn @muffynbunarts.bsky.social · Sep 9

my regular and fem sona dressed as poison >:3c

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · Sep 4

I'm doing fine, I bullshitted some noodles for lunch and played some Deltarune, a solid day off. I hope your day is just as tubular

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · Aug 28

Here's a thing I did of @blorpus.bsky.social's sona, fat boys belong in bunny suits and you will NOT convince me otherwise.

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🔞 playing toys ❤️💙💜💚 @ninthscircle.bsky.social · Aug 27

PET my tummy

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Deepak Choppa @adamsandler.click · Aug 20

piracy is a morally correct choice in a world where prices increase in inverse relativity to job prospects. you deserve access to culture no matter what side of the poverty line you're on. buy a used video game console and jailbreak it, learn to torrent, install soulseek. art is for everyone

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · Aug 25

Here's my end of a trade with the extra cool @reilulousbadulon.bsky.social! They tossed me their OC, Jockstrap, and I only saw one option.

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🔞Tummiesandsuch🔞 @tummiesandsuch.bsky.social · Aug 16

Old

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Sir Candle @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · Aug 12

An art chum asked me why fat dudes always have small balls and the answer is clearly our stat pools aren't big enough, they really should patch that.
(Might do something with this? Who knows)