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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk
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NSFW NO MINORS ALLOWED An annoying af dude who likes to look at other dudes junk. 🌈Happily taken🌈. Be on the lookout for Pjörn and my random ramblings of madness. ENGAGED $SpookyPumpkinBear OnlyFans.com/halloweencub
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Nov 25
Hey everyone! Seeing as a lot of in in the community are here for a fresh start, I would like to lay down some rules for myself and others so no one will be blind sighted by them. I may come off as a bitch with these but I need to maintain peace for my own sake 🧵
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · 29d
We am as we be. We am is the world who I are.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · 29d
It is what it is but I feel the way I feel
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · 29d
I’m as gay as ruby-red pair of kitten heels but here’s a list of women that I’d switch sides for

Elvira
Joan Rivers’ ghost
Juliana Hatfield
Cher
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Sep 1
SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 28
Gordon Ramsey judges other peoples food and dishes because he’s man who screams

Meanwhile, Gordon dropped the most dog shit grilled cheese recipe of all time and we’re supposed to be okay with that?

Wtf has happened to the world of cooking?
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 15
We are about to. I need to clean up the beds a bit before I start planting anything else
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
It makes me miss my husband when he’s at work.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
I GOT ONE!!!!
a woman is smiling with the words we got one below her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words we got one below her
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
AAAAAANGY
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
AAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGRRRRYYYY
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
Quote this with a song that makes you feel like this.

Mine is Walkabout by The Sugarcubes
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
I was THERE since day FUCKING ONE where they said this was going to be a horror super movie. Then look what we got! Fuckin bullshit with the Covid cherry on top.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
FUCKING DIP SHIT SORRY ASS UNFUNNY WASTE OF GODDAMN SPACE TJ MILLER RUINED THIS SHIT ON TOP OF THE DISNEY FOX MERGER! JUSTICE, JUSTICE I SAY
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
So far no hits.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
ESPECIALLY the new game + menu. That side scrolling village panorama gets me hard.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
I COULDNT CHOOSE JUST ONE
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
lol this was my question! M’Baku could snap my neck and I’d say thank you
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
Mach 1 version test of hat brim Humming Bird feeder.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
I only like pumpkin spice coffee creamer. But I’m a slutty little slut slut for Apple and maple flavors. Werther’s Original Maple Crème chews are THE SHIT!!!!
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
Hmmmm… probably Chucky’s not-all-that-culturally-appropriate Voodoo powers. Jumping from different bodies would be fun.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
It’s so corny and dumb but BUDDY BACON GETS ME ACHE’IN.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
1. Leatherface (specifically the OG played by Gunnar Hansen)
2. Buddy Bacon from Slaughterhouse
3. Candy Man (uuuuung that VOICE rip Tony Todd)
4. The greasy fat guy in Chopping Mall
5. Bigfoot.
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Liz Pur After Opening the Trunk @candycorncum.bsky.social · Aug 14
I might regret this but, let’s open up a Q&A. If yall have any questions, just ask and I’ll be as honest as possible.
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