Jesse
@caniscreamyeah.bsky.social
I’ve been posting garbage on the internet since I was young and now I’m 40 and I’m still on social media, pathetic.
Mostly about the media I consume - movies, wrestling, music, maybe my kids?
Mostly about the media I consume - movies, wrestling, music, maybe my kids?
Fuck this guy.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fuck this guy.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
Watching Home Alone 2 with my kids, and the McCallister’s have to be in the running for worst cinematic parents, right?
Just awful at their parental duties.
Just awful at their parental duties.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Watching Home Alone 2 with my kids, and the McCallister’s have to be in the running for worst cinematic parents, right?
Just awful at their parental duties.
Just awful at their parental duties.
If only there was someone to show or guide this team how to play the right way.
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Craig Berube expresses his frustration with the Leafs struggles to “play the right way for 60 minutes”
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If only there was someone to show or guide this team how to play the right way.
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Too bad the NHL doesn’t allow that???
Jon Moxley- Kyle O’Reilly was like one of those Russian videos that pop up where they do MMA with weapons.
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jon Moxley- Kyle O’Reilly was like one of those Russian videos that pop up where they do MMA with weapons.
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
I dug it!
#AEWFullGear
FTR-Brodido was a real classic. Amazing stuff. #AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
FTR-Brodido was a real classic. Amazing stuff. #AEWFullGear
Piss Demon
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Piss Demon
Anyone saying this does not understand the #Leafs, at a fundamental level.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Anyone saying this does not understand the #Leafs, at a fundamental level.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
We have so many more layers of rock to plummet through - this isn’t even close to bottom.
Oh Jesus Christ, #Macgruber in the Epstein List???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh Jesus Christ, #Macgruber in the Epstein List???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
#SNL is going for blood tonight, best episode in a LONG time???
I’ve moved into a real old man position with #SNL episodes where I know and like the hosts but have absolutely no clue who the musical guest is.
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’ve moved into a real old man position with #SNL episodes where I know and like the hosts but have absolutely no clue who the musical guest is.
#Leafs are so much fun to watch again, because they’re so bad. Just captivating television to me.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
#Leafs are so much fun to watch again, because they’re so bad. Just captivating television to me.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
I’ll be at the game Tuesday, always fun to be live for the bottoming out of a team.
Frigging #AEWDynamite is 100% for the sickos tonight. Just a bunch of violence, gotta love it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Frigging #AEWDynamite is 100% for the sickos tonight. Just a bunch of violence, gotta love it.
Completely enthralled by this #MapleLeafs team. First time in a decade that they’ve had a legitimately bad team, and don’t seem headed for the playoffs.
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Completely enthralled by this #MapleLeafs team. First time in a decade that they’ve had a legitimately bad team, and don’t seem headed for the playoffs.
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
Makes me feel nostalgic of all the awful teams I watched in my 20s!!!
I’m now realizing that Jimmy Eat World’s “Bleed American” came out within two weeks of The Strokes’ “Is This It” in 2001.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m now realizing that Jimmy Eat World’s “Bleed American” came out within two weeks of The Strokes’ “Is This It” in 2001.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
For some reason those are two completely distinct time periods in my brain.
For the record, “Bleed American” absolutely destroys “Is This It”. Not even in the same ballpark.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I am so far behind on all of my television programs, thanks to these goddamn #Bluejays.
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I am so far behind on all of my television programs, thanks to these goddamn #Bluejays.
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
Bit of a bummer in the end, but I had a lot of fun watching them through the fall. So close!!!!
Legitimate question - is this the most dramatic moment in Toronto sports history??
#bluejays #worldseries
#bluejays #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Legitimate question - is this the most dramatic moment in Toronto sports history??
#bluejays #worldseries
#bluejays #worldseries
Baseball is a really really fun sport when you get through the 1,600 or so regular season games.
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Baseball is a really really fun sport when you get through the 1,600 or so regular season games.
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Finished listening to all of the Halloween episodes of @cbbworld.bsky.social and it’s completely wrecked my brain.
I do not know the lyrics of “The Monster Mash” anymore - there is only “The Monster Fuck”.
Really hard for me to not ruin it for the girls when they listen to the sanitized version.
I do not know the lyrics of “The Monster Mash” anymore - there is only “The Monster Fuck”.
Really hard for me to not ruin it for the girls when they listen to the sanitized version.
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Finished listening to all of the Halloween episodes of @cbbworld.bsky.social and it’s completely wrecked my brain.
I do not know the lyrics of “The Monster Mash” anymore - there is only “The Monster Fuck”.
Really hard for me to not ruin it for the girls when they listen to the sanitized version.
I do not know the lyrics of “The Monster Mash” anymore - there is only “The Monster Fuck”.
Really hard for me to not ruin it for the girls when they listen to the sanitized version.
The current state of #SaturdayNightLive is ROUGH.
Three boring episodes with almost nothing to say and no actual jokes. Maybe 50 years was enough???
Three boring episodes with almost nothing to say and no actual jokes. Maybe 50 years was enough???
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The current state of #SaturdayNightLive is ROUGH.
Three boring episodes with almost nothing to say and no actual jokes. Maybe 50 years was enough???
Three boring episodes with almost nothing to say and no actual jokes. Maybe 50 years was enough???
It’s going to be interesting to see if #Leafs fans start calling for Berube’s head.
The Jays post-season success has completely hidden the fact that the Leafs look awful so far this year.
The Jays post-season success has completely hidden the fact that the Leafs look awful so far this year.
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s going to be interesting to see if #Leafs fans start calling for Berube’s head.
The Jays post-season success has completely hidden the fact that the Leafs look awful so far this year.
The Jays post-season success has completely hidden the fact that the Leafs look awful so far this year.
Every negative story I see about #AEW is like “They go too fast” or “this Dynamite was kind of boring”.
Every negative story I see about #WWE is like “An executive was accused of molesting a dog” or “Fans were enjoying a match until a controversial influencer interrupted it to sell crypto”.
Every negative story I see about #WWE is like “An executive was accused of molesting a dog” or “Fans were enjoying a match until a controversial influencer interrupted it to sell crypto”.
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“The Rudemans” sketch on #SaturdayNightLive tonight is probably top three all time in terms of “Wait, how did anyone think this was funny?” sketches.
#SNL
#SNL
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“The Rudemans” sketch on #SaturdayNightLive tonight is probably top three all time in terms of “Wait, how did anyone think this was funny?” sketches.
#SNL
#SNL
I’ve been listening to the Halloween episodes on @cbbworld.bsky.social again, and I completely forgot how utterly deranged the Dr. Traygo / Dykula / Leo Karpatze combination was.
A completely nuts episode and way too CREEEEEEEEPY.
A completely nuts episode and way too CREEEEEEEEPY.
October 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’ve been listening to the Halloween episodes on @cbbworld.bsky.social again, and I completely forgot how utterly deranged the Dr. Traygo / Dykula / Leo Karpatze combination was.
A completely nuts episode and way too CREEEEEEEEPY.
A completely nuts episode and way too CREEEEEEEEPY.
October 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM