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@cannibalspectacle.bsky.social
28, disabled, asexual. they/them. cannibalspectacle on ao3. fanfic writer, creator of the hambleverse
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@cannibalspectacle.bsky.social
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Hi! 👋 I’m Reid, they/them, I’m 18+, autistic, and blind. I write a lot of fanfic about my ships being domestic and having kids.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAN ZHAN
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAN ZHAN
Lan Zhan’s birthday is tomorrow, everybody cheer and clap for him or I’ll blow this whole fucking building up.
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Lan Zhan’s birthday is tomorrow, everybody cheer and clap for him or I’ll blow this whole fucking building up.
Didn’t expect to cry over a Percy Jackson scene today but oh well.
“He’s my son.”
“He hates you!”
“He’s my son.”
“He’s my son.”
“He hates you!”
“He’s my son.”
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Didn’t expect to cry over a Percy Jackson scene today but oh well.
“He’s my son.”
“He hates you!”
“He’s my son.”
“He’s my son.”
“He hates you!”
“He’s my son.”
Say hello to Freya, or else 🔪
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Say hello to Freya, or else 🔪
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January 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Having coffee with my enormous son.
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Having coffee with my enormous son.
RIP Wei Ying, you would have loved the Hadestown version of Persephone.
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
RIP Wei Ying, you would have loved the Hadestown version of Persephone.
Reading the first volume of MDZS on my library app, and this translation describes Jin Ling as being “fifteen this year”. I am: Confusion.
January 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Reading the first volume of MDZS on my library app, and this translation describes Jin Ling as being “fifteen this year”. I am: Confusion.
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Someone: Is this man bothering you?
Lan Zhan, looking directly at Wei Ying: Yes, but he’s my husband, so I signed up for this.
Lan Zhan, looking directly at Wei Ying: Yes, but he’s my husband, so I signed up for this.
August 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Someone: Is this man bothering you?
Lan Zhan, looking directly at Wei Ying: Yes, but he’s my husband, so I signed up for this.
Lan Zhan, looking directly at Wei Ying: Yes, but he’s my husband, so I signed up for this.
NEW FIC DROP, BESTIES!!!
Lan Zhan, a-Yuan, and difficult questions.
archiveofourown.org/works/77350821
Lan Zhan, a-Yuan, and difficult questions.
archiveofourown.org/works/77350821
and when the time comes (explain to the children) - cannibalspectacle - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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January 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
NEW FIC DROP, BESTIES!!!
Lan Zhan, a-Yuan, and difficult questions.
archiveofourown.org/works/77350821
Lan Zhan, a-Yuan, and difficult questions.
archiveofourown.org/works/77350821
When I say Wei Ying is the Action Movie Dead Wife, this is the sort of shit I’m talking about.
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
When I say Wei Ying is the Action Movie Dead Wife, this is the sort of shit I’m talking about.
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Baby Lan Zhan’s first word was “No,” I can just feel it in my jellies.
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Baby Lan Zhan’s first word was “No,” I can just feel it in my jellies.
I know this matters to probably nobody but me but sometimes I wish games gave you the option to customize/“accessorize” with mobility aids. Like, it would be nice to have a character that’s supposed to be me have my cane.
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I know this matters to probably nobody but me but sometimes I wish games gave you the option to customize/“accessorize” with mobility aids. Like, it would be nice to have a character that’s supposed to be me have my cane.
Z-A Royale is terrifying, man, why do I feel like I’m in the fucking Purge? #LegendsZA #PokemonLegendsZA
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Z-A Royale is terrifying, man, why do I feel like I’m in the fucking Purge? #LegendsZA #PokemonLegendsZA
ahem.
wangxian doing the forehead boop.
thank you for your time.
wangxian doing the forehead boop.
thank you for your time.
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
ahem.
wangxian doing the forehead boop.
thank you for your time.
wangxian doing the forehead boop.
thank you for your time.
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January 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Did Jinu hold auditions for the other demons to become Saja Boys?
January 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Did Jinu hold auditions for the other demons to become Saja Boys?
I need VoicePlay to cover “Your Idol”, I’m so serious.
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I need VoicePlay to cover “Your Idol”, I’m so serious.
First post of the year. I love Wei Ying.
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
First post of the year. I love Wei Ying.
Lan Jingyi was 100% a leash baby, in this essay I will—
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Lan Jingyi was 100% a leash baby, in this essay I will—
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I don’t headcanon anything about my blorbos. Knowledge about them simply comes to me like the word of God to a medieval monarch.
August 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don’t headcanon anything about my blorbos. Knowledge about them simply comes to me like the word of God to a medieval monarch.
I’m gonna say it: “But Daddy I Love Him” is Wangxian af, To Me
December 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m gonna say it: “But Daddy I Love Him” is Wangxian af, To Me