Tom Evans / Captain Canuck
@canuckcap.bsky.social
Tom Evans explored a crash site & was empowered by the alien artifact found there. He became Captain Canuck, champion of the oppressed & exploited
Pinned
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀’𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘!”
Captain Thomas Aaron Evans
Soldier. Agent. Hero. Legend. Captain Canuck
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Captain Thomas Aaron Evans
Soldier. Agent. Hero. Legend. Captain Canuck
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Oh yes. Go ahead. Take a bite without asking.
…I think a certain Canadian has been spending a little too much time down south.
…I think a certain Canadian has been spending a little too much time down south.
Oooooh, that's a wildcard condiment choice there. May I?
*Picks up the sandwich and takes a massive bite.*
*Picks up the sandwich and takes a massive bite.*
…sweet chili mayo, actually. I like a bit of subtle heat.
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Oh yes. Go ahead. Take a bite without asking.
…I think a certain Canadian has been spending a little too much time down south.
…I think a certain Canadian has been spending a little too much time down south.
…sweet chili mayo, actually. I like a bit of subtle heat.
Extra mayo?
slowly puts down his sandwich and walks away
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
…sweet chili mayo, actually. I like a bit of subtle heat.
slowly puts down his sandwich and walks away
Post nut clarity does wonders for the mind.
And a sammich after!
And a sammich after!
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
slowly puts down his sandwich and walks away
Slowly sips his double double
“……There sure are a lot of American superheroes.”
“……There sure are a lot of American superheroes.”
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Slowly sips his double double
“……There sure are a lot of American superheroes.”
“……There sure are a lot of American superheroes.”
// I know I’m hardly on this account but I do still exist.
And I am indeed still Canadian
And I am indeed still Canadian
January 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
// I know I’m hardly on this account but I do still exist.
And I am indeed still Canadian
And I am indeed still Canadian
he smiles
“Sounds risky for anyone who’d join you for dinner.”
“Sounds risky for anyone who’d join you for dinner.”
May 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
he smiles
“Sounds risky for anyone who’d join you for dinner.”
“Sounds risky for anyone who’d join you for dinner.”
“Figured. Does seem to take a lot of focus.”
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Figured. Does seem to take a lot of focus.”
“I would not recommend eating a gun.”
May 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“I would not recommend eating a gun.”
“Requesting Incredible Poutine?”
April 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Requesting Incredible Poutine?”
“I don’t hate Steve Rogers or his flag. Or the country. But I do have very strong opinions about certain politicians who could use a good elbow to the face.”
April 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“I don’t hate Steve Rogers or his flag. Or the country. But I do have very strong opinions about certain politicians who could use a good elbow to the face.”
// Following every Captain America account that ends up on my radar
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
// Following every Captain America account that ends up on my radar
pumps fist in the air
“Canada wins!”
“Canada wins!”
February 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
pumps fist in the air
“Canada wins!”
“Canada wins!”
“We will not bow down to bullies.”
February 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“We will not bow down to bullies.”
“Once again, I am not the man from Alpha Flight.”
February 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Once again, I am not the man from Alpha Flight.”
// Captain Canuck vs Captain America
Probably biased but I feel like Tom has the edge when it comes to strength and tech/weapons, while Steve has the edge in experience, and overall fighting styles/skills. Both are probably evenly matched in speed and reflexes.
Probably biased but I feel like Tom has the edge when it comes to strength and tech/weapons, while Steve has the edge in experience, and overall fighting styles/skills. Both are probably evenly matched in speed and reflexes.
February 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
// Captain Canuck vs Captain America
Probably biased but I feel like Tom has the edge when it comes to strength and tech/weapons, while Steve has the edge in experience, and overall fighting styles/skills. Both are probably evenly matched in speed and reflexes.
Probably biased but I feel like Tom has the edge when it comes to strength and tech/weapons, while Steve has the edge in experience, and overall fighting styles/skills. Both are probably evenly matched in speed and reflexes.
“Patriotism and nationalism are not interchangeable. And these days, the two terms are used interchangeably.”
February 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Patriotism and nationalism are not interchangeable. And these days, the two terms are used interchangeably.”
“A vacuum cleaner. After all, their nests are mostly bits of string and lint. Sometimes lost mittens and socks too, so watch out for that. Wouldn’t want a clog, eh?”
A what???
“You can safely lure them out of the house with peanut butter on toast. Then you can remove their nest afterwards with a vacuum cleaner.”
February 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“A vacuum cleaner. After all, their nests are mostly bits of string and lint. Sometimes lost mittens and socks too, so watch out for that. Wouldn’t want a clog, eh?”
“You can safely lure them out of the house with peanut butter on toast. Then you can remove their nest afterwards with a vacuum cleaner.”
NOT THE HIPPOS
“Beware of the house hippos. They tend to go for the toes.”
February 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“You can safely lure them out of the house with peanut butter on toast. Then you can remove their nest afterwards with a vacuum cleaner.”
“Beware of the house hippos. They tend to go for the toes.”
February 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
“Beware of the house hippos. They tend to go for the toes.”
“…Why the mask if my identity is public? Well, you wouldn’t ride a bike without a helmet.”
a cartoon character says " safety first " in front of a television
ALT: a cartoon character says " safety first " in front of a television
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February 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“…Why the mask if my identity is public? Well, you wouldn’t ride a bike without a helmet.”
“This may be a shock to certain folks south of the border, but Canada is not for sale.”
February 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“This may be a shock to certain folks south of the border, but Canada is not for sale.”
// 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥
February 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
// 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥
// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕒
February 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕒
// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤
February 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤