Capital Pains
@capitalpains.bsky.social
Follow for investing humor, memes, and sarcasm. It’s not that serious
😭 we’re so f*****
April 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
😭 we’re so f*****
Another week of running off to a great start
April 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Another week of running off to a great start
What were you thinking of buying in 2011? 😭
April 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What were you thinking of buying in 2011? 😭
Im tired of all this winning!
Trump:
Trump:
April 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Im tired of all this winning!
Trump:
Trump:
J Powell bringing everyone down with him 😂
April 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
J Powell bringing everyone down with him 😂
😂😂😂 you really can’t make this up!!
April 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
😂😂😂 you really can’t make this up!!
Can’t make this up 😂😂
April 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can’t make this up 😂😂
Me averaging down on my calls that expire Friday
April 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Me averaging down on my calls that expire Friday
I would deliberately find a way to erase my memory if I was him 😭
April 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I would deliberately find a way to erase my memory if I was him 😭
🚨BREAKING🚨
U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1.
This is why we can’t have anything nice
U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1.
This is why we can’t have anything nice
April 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1.
This is why we can’t have anything nice
U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1.
This is why we can’t have anything nice
Anyone else relate? 🥲
April 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Anyone else relate? 🥲
WHY IS THERE A TATTOO ON THIS MONKEY?
Based
Based
April 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
WHY IS THERE A TATTOO ON THIS MONKEY?
Based
Based
🚨BREAKING🚨
🔥 DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips
🔥 AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal.
🔥 We are so back
🔥 DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips
🔥 AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal.
🔥 We are so back
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
🔥 DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips
🔥 AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal.
🔥 We are so back
🔥 DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips
🔥 AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal.
🔥 We are so back
Some would call this as tax AVIATION
April 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Some would call this as tax AVIATION
This is getting out of hand 🤣
April 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is getting out of hand 🤣
If you know you know! 😂
April 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you know you know! 😂
Adulting is hard
April 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Adulting is hard
It’s always the kids waiting in line with their parents who dgaf 😂
April 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s always the kids waiting in line with their parents who dgaf 😂
Up 64K today 🔥
We’re so back!
We’re so back!
April 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Up 64K today 🔥
We’re so back!
We’re so back!
🚨BREAKING🚨
TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
April 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
New round of reciprocal tariffs were just released.
This is unbelievable
This is unbelievable
April 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
New round of reciprocal tariffs were just released.
This is unbelievable
This is unbelievable
This can’t be real 😂😂
We are living in a sim
We are living in a sim
April 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This can’t be real 😂😂
We are living in a sim
We are living in a sim