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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 21h

Need help figuring out to do with that extra hour today? No problem, we’ve got you covered. 🔥 We‘ve got 4 new t-shirt designs that are sure to make you smile. 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com #trumpmemes #trumpsucksballs #nokings #nokingsinamerica #trumpescalator #trumpnobelpeaceprize

T-shirt design featuring Toddler Donnie demanding his Nobel Peace Prize.

T-shirt design featuring Toddler Donnie stuck at the bottom of the escalator asking for “Uppies”.

T-shirt design of Mitch McConnell as a turtle flipped on his back.

T-shirt design featuring a checker themed No Kings message. A black checker piece is yelling “Not in this country pal” to a red checker piece, as he is holding a second red checker piece in his hand so the red piece with signature DJT hair cannot be kinged.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 3d

Unfortunately he‘s not hiding, or in prison where he belongs, he‘s been elected as the president of The US (again 🤬). I would like to see him in a different outfit…also with stripes. 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com #releasethefiles #epteinfiles #epstein #felon #8647 #dumptrump #trumpsucks

Image of Trump standing in the Oval Office dressed as Where’s Waldo, with the text on the image stating, “Where’s Pedo?”.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 4d

It’s impossible to choose! Either way he’s a HORRIBLE man, a felon, a pedophile & should NOT be the leader of America! The best place for him is back to the fiery depths of hell from which he came. Make your disdain for the devil incarnate known: 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com #releasethefiles

Image of a woman holding two balloon letters P & C, while staring at a wall that says (in balloon letters), “Donald Trump is a ra_ist”. She’s having a hard time deciding between rapist and racist since he is BOTH!

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 5d

Anyone else disgusted that our active duty military are without pay & standing in food bank lines?! Congress should go without pay during a government shutdown. They need some incentive to get the job done! 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com #governmentshutdown #usmilitary #supportourtroops #uscongress

Image of a US military member holding a cell phone. On the screen it says, “Leave a tip?” And has options to chose a percentage.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 7d

Next thing you know he’ll be demanding to be named sexiest man of the year, which he deserves just as much as he deserved the Nobel Peace Price. Get your political rebellion attire here: 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com #trump #nokings #dictator #pedo #maga #beta

Image of Trump wearing dress pants with a white polo shirt tucked in, but they are pulled up so high that the bottom of the short sleeves practically align with the waist of the pants. The meme text indicates that he has reached peak alpha male status.

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 8d

Release the Epstein files before they get buried in the construction 🚧 site like a mafia movie. Get our spin on the Epstein birthday card here: 🔗https://www.etsy.com/listing/4375012476/release-the-epstein-files-t-shirt-donald #epsteinfiles #epsteinsisland #epsteinfilesnow #pedophiles

Image of Trump with his head turned to the right with the Epstein files hidden under his bad combover.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 9d

I never thought America would be in this horrible position, but here we are & no signs of improvement ANYtime soon. 😢 Keep up the resistance & grab your rebellion apparel here. 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com. #antifascist #antifa #magalosers #saveamerica

Venn diagram with an arrow pointing to the overlapping portion that has an arrow pointing to it saying “you are here”. The circle to left says “Darkest times” and the circle to the right says “Dumbest times”.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 10d

I really appreciate people’s creativity. When you‘re a DICKtator and your neck is a vagina. 🤣. Not today SprAyTAN! 🚫🍊 🚫🤴 🚫 pedophiles 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com #epsteinfiles #dictator #8647 #25thamendment #dumptrump💩 #saveamerica

Image of Trump with his usual unnatural orange glow, a smug resting bitch face look and a thong covering his neckgina.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 11d

Grab our latest design featuring the Portland 🐸 and show your support for Antifa! We also have designs with an upside down American flag & 8647. A one stop shop for all your anti-Trump needs. 🔗https://www.etsy.com/listing/4391089349/portland-frog-protester-i-am-antifa #antifa #antifascist

Image of Portland Frog holding a sign that says 8647 and an upside down American flag during a protest.

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 12d

The Portland 🐸 and his associates have become antifascist icons. Their display of peaceful, happy and humorous protest is a stark contrast to the depiction of antifa given by the right. Grab yours now 🔥➡️https://www.etsy.com/listing/4391089349/portland-frog-protester-i-am-antifa #antifa #portland

Blue crew neck t-shirt that says, “I am antifa” with images of the Portland inflatable protestors.

Purple crew neck t-shirt that says, “I am antifa” with images of the Portland inflatable protestors

Orange crew neck t-shirt that says, “I am antifa” with images of the Portland inflatable protestors.

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 12d

As if Dictator Trump hasn’t ruined the White House enough with his gaudy gold accents & the cemented Rose Garden, he’s now he’s having the facade of the East Wing demolished for his latest $250M vanity project. #makingamericabrokeagain #bancruptingamerica 🔗 capitoltrash.etsy.com

Image of the facade of the East Wing of the White House being demolished for Dictator Trump’s latest $250 million vanity ballroom project.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 14d

Me trying to find one redeeming quality of a single person in this administration. 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com. #8647 #dumptrump #antifa #dictator

Image of woman wearing multiple pairs of eye glasses.

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 16d

Some see a wanna be king, but this is what I see. Either way our democracy has withered away in a mere 9 months & it continues to get worse on a daily basis. There were SO many signs, like the Project 2025 document that has now become America’s fascist playbook. 🔗 capitoltrash.etsy.com

Blurry image of Trump, with a person holding a pair of eye glasses revealing an image of Hitler.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 17d

Back in October of 2016, I remember the professor of an Ethics in Leadership course talking about how a leader with these 3 traits is the most DANGEROUS type of leader. After learning the specifics, I instantly thought….this IS Trump 💯. Sometimes I hate being right…
🔗 capitoltrash.etsy.com

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 18d

These are not a “bunch of kids”, they span from 18-40 years old. These are not “edgy jokes” or free speech. At what point can we just call a spade a spade?! Let’s flip that script & show our acceptance!
🔗https://www.etsy.com/listing/4381710417/unconditional-love-t-shirt-acceptance

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 19d

Check out one of our latest customers rockin‘ our new Unconditional Love design. 🤟❤️💚💙💛💜🧡🖤✌ Get yours here ⬇ www.etsy.com/listing/4381...

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 20d

Aspiring Canadian- Because living in American ain’t what it used-to-be! Whether it’s the politeness, universal healthcare, or political stability, the grass looks MUCH greener on the other side…even under all that snow! Made to order on unisex Bella & Canvas T-shirts. 🔗 capitoltrash.etsy.com

White crew neck Bella & Canvas t-shirt that says, “Aspiring Canadian” in red text with an image of a Maple leaf in red.

Navy blue crew neck Bella & Canvas t-shirt that says, “Aspiring Canadian” in red text with an image of a Maple leaf in red.

Black crew neck Bella & Canvas t-shirt that says, “Aspiring Canadian” in red text with an image of a Maple leaf in red.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 24d

Still don’t understand how this degenerate got elected…TWICE! 🤦‍♂️ #25thamendment #epsteinfiles
🔗 capitoltrash.etsy.com

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 25d

We are in the throws of a government shut down and our fearless leader is firming up his birthday plans for June. Why wouldn’t the White House host a UFC fight?! Totally normal…
🔗 capitoltrash.etsy.com
#governmentshutdown #nokings #narcissist

Image of Trump with his head down with text stating, “Days without being a national embarrassment: 0”.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 25d

Anyone looking for the perfect t-shirt to wear to NO Kings Day 2.0 on 10/18/25? We’ve got just the thing! 👉 capitoltrash.etsy.com

Image with a crown with an X through it that says “NO kings”.

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 28d

Whether you’re an ally, advocate, or someone who simply believes in love without conditions, this shirt invites you to look outward, support others, and stand proudly for acceptance. 🔗https://www.etsy.com/listing/4381710417/unconditional-love-t-shirt-acceptance

Bella and Canvas white crew neck t-shirt with a design of a hand to forearm, with Love in ASL and the forearm adorned in supportive bracelets.

T-shirt design of a hand to forearm, with Love in ASL and the forearm adorned in supportive bracelets.

Bella and Canvas black v-neck t-shirt with a design of a hand to forearm, with Love in ASL and the forearm adorned in supportive bracelets.

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 26d

Looking for a peaceful way to demonstrate political rebellion? Visit our Etsy shop for original designs that turn everyday clothing into acts of resistance. 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com

Image of DJT dressed in drag with the caption, “New Drag Name: ReLisa D’Files”.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · 28d

Whether you’re an ally, advocate, or someone who simply believes in love without conditions, this shirt invites you to look outward, support others, and stand proudly for acceptance. 🔗https://www.etsy.com/listing/4381710417/unconditional-love-t-shirt-acceptance

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Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · Oct 3

Donald McHeelspurs reporting for duty. 🫡
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Image of Donald Trump dressed in a military uniform with McDonald’s like pins all over.

Capitol Trash @capitoltrash.bsky.social · Sep 29

Does QAnon honestly believe that if Medbeds existed, Trump would still be using mismatched concealer to hide his old man bruises?! 🔗https://capitoltrash.etsy.com

Image of a person laying down in a fictional Medbed.