Captain Eric
@captainericvgc.bsky.social
THE CAPTAIN HIMSELF. THE POP OFF THAT ECHOES IN YOUR NIGHTMARES. ARE YOU THE REAL OR ARE YOU A JABRONI
Two Stone Edge misses and a three turn sleep lol hell yeah baby into getting knocked out. That's my boy
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Two Stone Edge misses and a three turn sleep lol hell yeah baby into getting knocked out. That's my boy
Loosely looking at where I'm going to move later this year once my lease is up and man there is a winner just down the road from this place.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Loosely looking at where I'm going to move later this year once my lease is up and man there is a winner just down the road from this place.
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Honestly I forgot about BlueSky but follow me for more frugal recipe ideas
January 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Honestly I forgot about BlueSky but follow me for more frugal recipe ideas
Orthworm in top 3 😃
These are the known results of the 2026 Grand Challenge IV! 🌐🏆 #PlayPokemon #PokemonVGC
🌐 Online
🗓️ 9–11 Jan 2026
🎮 VGC Regulation Set F
📄 Ladder tournament
👥 3,278 players eligible for CP
🏆 Won by 🇧🇷 Thiago Lattanzi
📖 All info: buff.ly/ky8E7uo
🌐 Online
🗓️ 9–11 Jan 2026
🎮 VGC Regulation Set F
📄 Ladder tournament
👥 3,278 players eligible for CP
🏆 Won by 🇧🇷 Thiago Lattanzi
📖 All info: buff.ly/ky8E7uo
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Orthworm in top 3 😃
Bought a mechanical pencil so I could sketch out a logo and autopiloted to drawing something inappropriate.
a drawing of a girl with long blonde hair and pink highlights
ALT: a drawing of a girl with long blonde hair and pink highlights
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January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Bought a mechanical pencil so I could sketch out a logo and autopiloted to drawing something inappropriate.
Nothing says I don't have Alzheimer's like forgetting the word Alzheimer's.
Fucking hell man. We are boned.
Fucking hell man. We are boned.
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Nothing says I don't have Alzheimer's like forgetting the word Alzheimer's.
Fucking hell man. We are boned.
Fucking hell man. We are boned.
Super Bowl LX Preferences
1. Seahawks
2. Getting shot directly in the face
3. Patriots
1. Seahawks
2. Getting shot directly in the face
3. Patriots
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Super Bowl LX Preferences
1. Seahawks
2. Getting shot directly in the face
3. Patriots
1. Seahawks
2. Getting shot directly in the face
3. Patriots
I think I need to start putting the NFL in the same bucket as the NBA as far as my interest in the sport goes.
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I think I need to start putting the NFL in the same bucket as the NBA as far as my interest in the sport goes.
Bowser dunking the White House into the sea is the moderate position
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Bowser dunking the White House into the sea is the moderate position
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We need Bowser more than ever
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
We need Bowser more than ever
Sucks but man
Gate Fair does not feel like a safe tournament to plan for right now.
Gate Fair does not feel like a safe tournament to plan for right now.
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Sucks but man
Gate Fair does not feel like a safe tournament to plan for right now.
Gate Fair does not feel like a safe tournament to plan for right now.
Might've jinxed them lol
The Tampa Bay Lightning have not lost in regulation in over a month.
The Tampa Bay Lightning have only lost once since December 20.
The Tampa Bay Lightning have only lost once since December 20.
a close up of a man 's face with the words that is the sound of inevitability
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words that is the sound of inevitability
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January 25, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Might've jinxed them lol
The slight hiss and patter of the faucets dripping is driving me insane
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The slight hiss and patter of the faucets dripping is driving me insane
Not that I particularly want it to be bad I gotta say, so far I am not impressed with this winter storm.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Not that I particularly want it to be bad I gotta say, so far I am not impressed with this winter storm.
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Okay I was a little spaced out last night so my numbers were off.
925,528,858,000 is about the distance in KM (mixed up the mi and km and added an extra set of zeroes)
So only about trillion KM away from where I started.
This does not solve the issue.
925,528,858,000 is about the distance in KM (mixed up the mi and km and added an extra set of zeroes)
So only about trillion KM away from where I started.
This does not solve the issue.
Found a calculator that, based on your birthday and the speed of celestial objects, calculates how far away you are from the spot in the cosmos you were born.
I am over half a QUADRILLION km away from my origin point.
That is too big. I am uncomfortable with this knowledge.
I am over half a QUADRILLION km away from my origin point.
That is too big. I am uncomfortable with this knowledge.
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Okay I was a little spaced out last night so my numbers were off.
925,528,858,000 is about the distance in KM (mixed up the mi and km and added an extra set of zeroes)
So only about trillion KM away from where I started.
This does not solve the issue.
925,528,858,000 is about the distance in KM (mixed up the mi and km and added an extra set of zeroes)
So only about trillion KM away from where I started.
This does not solve the issue.
Birmingham regional is much more boring than Toronto so far.
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Birmingham regional is much more boring than Toronto so far.
That Marcus vs Nils match reaffirms my core Pokémon belief:
VGC is won by dealing 400 points of damage to the opponent not pretty board states
VGC is won by dealing 400 points of damage to the opponent not pretty board states
January 24, 2026 at 2:19 PM
That Marcus vs Nils match reaffirms my core Pokémon belief:
VGC is won by dealing 400 points of damage to the opponent not pretty board states
VGC is won by dealing 400 points of damage to the opponent not pretty board states
100 - hundred
1000 - thousand
1000000 - million
1000000000 - billion
1000000000000 - trillion
1000000000000000 - QUADRILLION. HALF OF ONE OF THESE
(Also holy shit bilionaires should not exist. Look at all them zeroes)
1000 - thousand
1000000 - million
1000000000 - billion
1000000000000 - trillion
1000000000000000 - QUADRILLION. HALF OF ONE OF THESE
(Also holy shit bilionaires should not exist. Look at all them zeroes)
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
100 - hundred
1000 - thousand
1000000 - million
1000000000 - billion
1000000000000 - trillion
1000000000000000 - QUADRILLION. HALF OF ONE OF THESE
(Also holy shit bilionaires should not exist. Look at all them zeroes)
1000 - thousand
1000000 - million
1000000000 - billion
1000000000000 - trillion
1000000000000000 - QUADRILLION. HALF OF ONE OF THESE
(Also holy shit bilionaires should not exist. Look at all them zeroes)
Found a calculator that, based on your birthday and the speed of celestial objects, calculates how far away you are from the spot in the cosmos you were born.
I am over half a QUADRILLION km away from my origin point.
That is too big. I am uncomfortable with this knowledge.
I am over half a QUADRILLION km away from my origin point.
That is too big. I am uncomfortable with this knowledge.
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Found a calculator that, based on your birthday and the speed of celestial objects, calculates how far away you are from the spot in the cosmos you were born.
I am over half a QUADRILLION km away from my origin point.
That is too big. I am uncomfortable with this knowledge.
I am over half a QUADRILLION km away from my origin point.
That is too big. I am uncomfortable with this knowledge.
The Tampa Bay Lightning have not lost in regulation in over a month.
The Tampa Bay Lightning have only lost once since December 20.
The Tampa Bay Lightning have only lost once since December 20.
a close up of a man 's face with the words that is the sound of inevitability
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words that is the sound of inevitability
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January 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The Tampa Bay Lightning have not lost in regulation in over a month.
The Tampa Bay Lightning have only lost once since December 20.
The Tampa Bay Lightning have only lost once since December 20.
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And now we wait
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
And now we wait
Ain't no way
Ain't no fuckin way
Ain't no fuckin way
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Ain't no way
Ain't no fuckin way
Ain't no fuckin way