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Captain Kinks
@captainkinks.bsky.social
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Saucy artist, saucier simp 💖💖
🎨NSFW OC & Fanart🖌️
✨Commissions Open ✨
🤖❌AI art = blocked 🤖❌

Don’t post my art please, that’s my job.

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Captain Kinks @captainkinks.bsky.social · Nov 6
Thanks to @bbnomula for giving us this great audio. My animation might not be good, my drawings might not measure up to other peoples, but they're mine. The beats AI any day of the week.

Also, yes, that bad art is all mine from the ages of 12-17.
captainkinks.bsky.social
Doing a slight redesign of my dnd character. Already working on a second version… #wipwednesday #dnd
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
I haven’t been able to draw much since I sketched this and now all I need to do is add a background and be done 😭 #angeldust #hazbinhotel #wip
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
For #wipwednesday even though it’s a Thursday lol. Guess who? 🎲🃏 #hazbinhotel
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
I have been pushed so close to the brink of insanity this past month. It’s good to be back ✌️✨
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
What song represents your work life? Here, I’ll go first:
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
A little clean sketch of #angeldust for my upcoming series of prints 😘💖 #fanart #hazbinhotel
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Working retail at Christmas is like someone strangling you in reindeer piss on December 5th and you’re not allowed to take a breath until mid-January.
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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raphlife.bsky.social
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.

GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.

But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
Boromir from THE LORD OF THE RINGS, holding The One Ring. He thought he could use it for good, but everything done with the ring turns to evil. He was one of the mightiest warriors of middle earth, and he could not resist its powers. Others even mightier fell to the ring. Do you think you are stronger than them? The One Ring is generative AI.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
If I streamed games, I might just play TCG simulator because I’m a current retail manager and I need you to understand how mind numbing it is
December 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
captainkinks.bsky.social
Can you guess the theme for my next set of #hazbinhotel prints? 🤔✨ #fanart #wipwednesday
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Sorry for the slow uploads btw, had a seizure on Thursday, and it was my bday yesterday 😅 Happy birthday to meeeeeeeee 😜✌️
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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All a part of his cunning (cumming) plan😘💦 #fanart #radiostatic #hazbinhotel
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
Dicks get 4-5 erections PER NIGHT. WHILE THEY SLEEP. They may be 😴 but their dicks be 😳
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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He’s Valentino! 🎶✨ He is a showgirl! 💖✨ #fanart #valentino #hazbinhotel
A digital illustration of Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. Arms in the air, and hips swinging, he’s dressed as a moulin rouge can-can dancer. Dressed in deep purple, magenta, and topped off with a fluffy white feather boa, bloomers, and gold jewellery. He looks fabulous! Drawn by Captain Kinks in procreate 2025
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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100% canon event, change my mind 📻⚡️📺💦 #hazbinhotel #fanart #radiostatic
An illustration of Alastor and Vox from Hazbin hotel. Alastor is chained and naked, straddling Vox in his office on his office chair. Vox has an arm wrapped around him and is raising his chin with a finger. Shirt unbuttoned, he looks cocky as all hell as he plays with his new toy. The office is shining bright behind them, god knows what work Vox is putting off so he can mess around. They’re having a little exchange of speech bubbles in the middle. Vox: Now I’m the Master Al: For now… I fucking love these two. I’m drawing them more and more, it won’t be long before it’s full porn and not just the soft core stuff. I can’t describe it, it just does amazing things for me. Drawn by Captain Kinks in procreate 2025
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
captainkinks.bsky.social
I’d pay to see it 📺⚡️📻💖 theyve been cock teasing for decades 🥵 #hazbinhotel #fanart #radiostatic
An illustration of Vox and Alastor from Hazbin hotel with vox using his cables to pin an almost naked alastor to his bed. The massive fish tank back-lighting them, Vox (topless, pants unbuckled) has two cables snaked into Alastaors boxers but they are too focused on glaring at each other. They are about to fuck and it is going to be rough. This isn’t sex, it’s a physical competition and there will be only one winner. Meanwhile, I’m drawing this and physically sweating at the idea that maybe I also want to fuck a guy with a tv head. It’s so wrong but it’s living in my head rent free and I’m not about to kick it out. The cables help. I’ll stop talking. You’ll learn far too much about me if I’m not careful. This new season was amazing too, I love this show. Draw by Captain kinks in procreate 2025.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I mean, Val was 100% correct. So they took him up on his advice. 📺⚡️📻💖 #hazbinhotel #fanart #radiostatic
An illustration of Vox and Alastor from Hazbin hotel with vox using his cables to pin an almost naked alastor to his bed. The massive fish tank back-lighting them, Vox (topless, pants unbuckled) has two cables snaked into Alastaors boxers but they are too focused on glaring at each other. They are about to fuck and it is going to be rough. This isn’t sex, it’s a physical competition and there will be only one winner. In the top corner there is a little Valentino in a bubble. Looking annoyed and unimpressed, he blows out a puff of pink smoke and says “I fucking told you…Pendejos…” because he did in fact call this. Meanwhile, I’m drawing this and physically sweating at the idea that maybe I also want to fuck a guy with a tv head. It’s so wrong but it’s living in my head rent free and I’m not about to kick it out. The cables help. I’ll stop talking. You’ll learn far too much about me if I’m not careful. This new season was amazing too, I love this show. Draw by Captain kinks in procreate 2025.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
Idk bout you but I’d say yes if I was Vox 📺💦 this was just a lil doodle before bed #hazbinhotel #fanart
An illustration of Charlie Morningstar from hazbin hotel holding the freshly cummed dick of Vox. Her face is covered in cum. She looks happy as she asks “how does that deal sound now?” Drawn by Captain kinks in procreate.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
captainkinks.bsky.social
BUT HYPOTHETICALLY!! What does angel dick look like? Adam’s THE man. Literally. I’m going to have to draw multiple naked Adam’s to figure this out. Stay tuned 🤔 #hazbinhotel #sketch #fanart
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
So maybe, HYPOTHETICALLY, what would angel dick look like? Hypothetically…academically…*sweats*
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
captainkinks.bsky.social
Also thanks for the support on my vox comic ☺️ it was a much needed confidence booster ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
Me: Ugh I’ve had a panic attack, I just need something light to watch on YouTube to bring me down 😮‍💨

YouTube: great choice. Here’s an unskipable ad of people screaming 👍

Me: thanks 💀
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
captainkinks.bsky.social
Vox reacts to the latest Hazbin Hotel News on Earth! (thnx @vivziepop.bsky.social for making this filthy show❤️) #comic #hazbinhotel #fanart
A digital comic showing Vox from Hazbin hotel reacting to the latest news on earth that hazbin hotel is "absolutely disgusting" and parents beg for it to be banned because its a "bad influence" and blasphemous. Vox is crying in tears and reacting incredibly sarcastically. Vox- "Holy shit have you seen this??" (slamming his fist on his news desk, in tears laughing) "Awh...did my siwwy widdle cartoon scare you?" (he pulls a baby face) "Did your stupid fucking kid watch it?" (he's looking a little manic, there's lightning on the edges of his eye) ""If only we were warned!"" (he throws his hands in the air) "Im sorry...but theres no cure for being both stupid and blind" (his floating screens show the bbfc rating the show was given, as well as the content warnings from amazon prime and imbd) "So shut the fuck up" (he is crazed, staring at the viewer, surrounded by lightning) drawn by captain kinks in paint tool sai. Helluva boss and Hazbin Hotel are two of my favourite shows ever. Anyone who shows it to their kid though or lets them watch it just because its a cartoon is an absolute moron. If you want to make sure your kids are safe, then check the show out, track their viewing and set parental controls.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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vivziepop.bsky.social
Vox in this headline just makes it funnier imo 😨
c0smiclee.bsky.social Lee ✨Husk’s actual Wife✨ @c0smiclee.bsky.social · Nov 9
lol we made it once again gang!
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
captainkinks.bsky.social
Thanks to @bbnomula for giving us this great audio. My animation might not be good, my drawings might not measure up to other peoples, but they're mine. The beats AI any day of the week.

Also, yes, that bad art is all mine from the ages of 12-17.
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM