Captain Sasquatch
captainsasquatch.bsky.social
Captain Sasquatch
@captainsasquatch.bsky.social
Verd ori'shya beskar'gam

he/him
non-canon
Pinned
The only government agent I would trust.
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February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
❣️❣️❣️❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯🌹🌹🌹
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Get him a sword and bake him banana bread
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
You did indeed, and they are indeed πŸ«ΆπŸ«ΆπŸ’“πŸ’“πŸˆπŸˆ
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Three kinds of cheese, fresh strawberries, white monster and a cigarette?
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Reposted by Captain Sasquatch
are there other flight attendants on bsky? (doubt i'd find any but i want more fa friends)
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
🫢🫢
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
❀️❀️❀️
the baby yoda is sitting at a table eating chicken nuggets .
ALT: the baby yoda is sitting at a table eating chicken nuggets .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
True. But also, now you have snacks 🩷🩷🩷
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
🫢🫢🫢🫢
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It is a great ass for posting πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
🫢🫢
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I wonder what will happen to the stock market when CEOs get the Charlie Kurk?
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Happy for you, and appreciate you, booty or notπŸ«ΆπŸ«ΆπŸ‘πŸ‘
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
La vie en rose🌹🌹
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Good job🩷
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
🫢🫢🫢❣️❣️
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Drink waterπŸ’™πŸ’™
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Come over, watch movies, eat food, have hugs❀️❀️❀️🫢🫢
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .
ALT: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
People don't ask, so I don't know
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
You are too beautiful to 'look like' anyone. No one compares sunsets or roses, why do we feel the need to do so for beauty such as yours🌹🌹🩷🩷😍😍
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM