Captain Splendid
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Incredible things are happening
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Incredible things are happening
Under the Skin (2013)
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Under the Skin (2013)
I deprived myself of sleep to get to the office and clock off as early as possible, then used all my free time to have a nap
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I deprived myself of sleep to get to the office and clock off as early as possible, then used all my free time to have a nap
My dramatic departure and logging off on my final day in this job is dampened by having to update install a windows update first.
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My dramatic departure and logging off on my final day in this job is dampened by having to update install a windows update first.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
The only meal in French that cannot literally be translated as "breakfast" is breakfast.
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The only meal in French that cannot literally be translated as "breakfast" is breakfast.
Nothing communicates the spirit of Christmas quite like "Cannelloni tomorrow"
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Nothing communicates the spirit of Christmas quite like "Cannelloni tomorrow"
Absolutely livid.
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Absolutely livid.
I've finally fulfilled my lifelong ambition of getting to use the word "Monégasque" in a work email.
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I've finally fulfilled my lifelong ambition of getting to use the word "Monégasque" in a work email.
YouTube seems to have stopped pushing AI "content" creation ads since I started reporting all of them as scams.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
YouTube seems to have stopped pushing AI "content" creation ads since I started reporting all of them as scams.
I feel like Kim Jong-Il playing his only game of golf ever, scoring a hole in one on each course and retiring.
Only slight fumble was guessing Buenos Aires instead of Montevideo, but if you see a sign in Spanish with an Italian family name, it's Argentina or Uruguay...
Only slight fumble was guessing Buenos Aires instead of Montevideo, but if you see a sign in Spanish with an Italian family name, it's Argentina or Uruguay...
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I feel like Kim Jong-Il playing his only game of golf ever, scoring a hole in one on each course and retiring.
Only slight fumble was guessing Buenos Aires instead of Montevideo, but if you see a sign in Spanish with an Italian family name, it's Argentina or Uruguay...
Only slight fumble was guessing Buenos Aires instead of Montevideo, but if you see a sign in Spanish with an Italian family name, it's Argentina or Uruguay...
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'La angustia de no tener un hogar', la carta al director de Mireia Carrillo. Puedes leer más cartas al director aquí 👉 social.elpais.com/j9vci10
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
'La angustia de no tener un hogar', la carta al director de Mireia Carrillo. Puedes leer más cartas al director aquí 👉 social.elpais.com/j9vci10
Pluribus trying to tell me this is Morocco when I was in Gran Canaria not two months ago.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Pluribus trying to tell me this is Morocco when I was in Gran Canaria not two months ago.
Post something 90s
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Post something 90s
Considering changing my name to "Team" to make it feel like my colleagues know it's the same person they're writing to every time.
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Considering changing my name to "Team" to make it feel like my colleagues know it's the same person they're writing to every time.
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is it loubiyah time?
Yes. Yes it is.
🇱🇧
Yes. Yes it is.
🇱🇧
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Is it loubiyah time?
Yes. Yes it is.
🇱🇧
Yes. Yes it is.
🇱🇧
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Probably the trickiest thing I've done so far that didn't end up looking garbo
#blender #blender3d #scifi
#blender #blender3d #scifi
October 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Probably the trickiest thing I've done so far that didn't end up looking garbo
#blender #blender3d #scifi
#blender #blender3d #scifi
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aclock.live! its requires a patreon subscription but it syncs to your local time which is neat
a Clock
a Clock is a 24 hour montage of clocks in movies across film history, watch it streaming at aClock.live
aclock.live
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
aclock.live! its requires a patreon subscription but it syncs to your local time which is neat
October 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM