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— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 4h

“ Ideally… “

[ He groaned, his head really was spinning…

Was he talking to some purple dinosaur? ]

[ His eyes squint. ]

“ Are… Are you in some costume or what? I don’t think it’s Halloween yet– “

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 4h

[ . . . trying really hard not to snicker. poor thang. ]

Ya look like you could have birds over yer head, man. You, uh . . .

You need help up?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 4h

[ Using the last bit of his strength, he gradually pulled himself out. Completely covered in trash. Almost looking like a wet pathetic cat. ]

[ Looking towards the other once spoken to. ]

“ Uhhh… P-Pretty far from it, at the moment… “

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 4h

I HAVENT EVEN ORDERED IT YET

but sure

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 4h

CAN I HAVE SOME

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 4h

Alright I know what I’m ordering for Junes’ next shipment

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 4h

Alright I know what I’m ordering for Junes’ next shipment

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 5h

dude dude dude dude dude dude holy shiiiiiiit

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— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 4h

[ Using the last bit of his strength, he gradually pulled himself out. Completely covered in trash. Almost looking like a wet pathetic cat. ]

[ Looking towards the other once spoken to. ]

“ Uhhh… P-Pretty far from it, at the moment… “

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 5h

[ seeing he's not moving from a distance and her immediate thought is ` oh shit I killed him. `

then when she gets closer, she can hear him. Okay. Phew. Crisis averted. ]

You good man?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

[ By now he stopped after rolling for probably about a minute, maybe? ]

[ Groaning echoing from inside, barely moving a muscle. ]

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

[ By now he stopped after rolling for probably about a minute, maybe? ]

[ Groaning echoing from inside, barely moving a muscle. ]

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 5h

[ running down to check on him ]

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

[ Susie threw him down hill in the trash can. ]

[ He’s still inside of it just not moving now. Groaning. ]

“ I think my ribs are broken… “

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

SO BOTH OF YOU CAN STEAL FROM ME?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 5h

Can we have other Teddie move in too!?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

“ At least you don’t have to work with them, or even LIVE with them… “ 💧

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

“ OH FUC— “

[ And he’s gone. ]

[ Screaming as he rolls down hill ]

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

“ At least you don’t have to work with them, or even LIVE with them… “ 💧

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 7h

“Y-yeah... I don’t think I’ll get some sleep from two Teddies.”

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

“ If Hell didn’t already exist, we’re living in it now… “

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

“ Oh, the name’s Yosuke! Yosuke Hanamura.

And you? “

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 5h

“ Ah, my bike? Don’t worry about it– “

[ Now he’s completely focused on her. ]

“ What’s with the get up? You some kind of survivalist? “

GRETCHEN G. @ultsurvivalist.bsky.social · 7h

. . . It's fine.

[Trying to gently put him down so she can grab his hand to help him up, you notice the stranger is decked out in survival gear. . . Not at the level you'd see in a cartoon, but she looked mighty prepared.]

Your bike's probably fine.

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

“ WHOA WHOA WHOA—! “

[ So much movement, or so it felt like, he almost thinks it’s a truck picking him up–

Until something grabbed his legs, freeing him from the can. ]

“ W-Wow, thanks..! “

[ Looking over, he was pleasantly surprised. ]

“ Sorry ya had to see me like that… “

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

Closeted bisexual 100%, though has more of a fem lean

Gets very flustered when confronted about it (he will not be beating the allegations)

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— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

“ Well, of course I couldn’t see it, I was stuck in a trash can–! “

[ Though he chuckled from the playful nudge. ]

“ Be thankful it wasn’t on the ground and one of us slipped on it. “

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 7h

'It's not hard to spot a banana peel, unless you're totally not paying attention.'

[Yu signs, rolling eyes playfully, moving to gently sock Yosuke in the shoulder in a rough-housing manner.]

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

[ And in seconds, he’s finally freed. Once again. ]

“ You’re a life saver, partner… Wait, what? “

[ Glancing up, he reaches for the peel to take it off, tossing it aside. ]

“ Heh, good eye as always. “

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

“ No, just me desperately looking for any positives in this whole situation– “

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 6h

'Why do you hate that? Am I wrong at any other point?'

[Says the man who ate ramen for 4 days straight trying to topple the Infinite Beef Bowl Challenge.]

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

“ I hate to say you’re right, but… “

“ … Yeah. “

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe if you ACTUALLY did your job

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 7h

And get a bigger paycheck.

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

If there’s two TEDDIES, then that should mean they’ll get their job done TWICE as fast

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

I will pay you to stop talking.

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 7h

Zero times two is still ZERO, boss!

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

If there’s two TEDDIES, then that should mean they’ll get their job done TWICE as fast

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

“ I hate to say you’re right, but… “

“ … Yeah. “

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 7h

'More like slack off twice as hard. . .'

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

If there’s two TEDDIES, then that should mean they’ll get their job done TWICE as fast

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 6h

yeah, I know… 💧

𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑 @ofpowerandflame.bsky.social · 7h

wishful thinking..

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

If there’s two TEDDIES, then that should mean they’ll get their job done TWICE as fast

Reposted by — / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡

𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑 @ofpowerandflame.bsky.social · Jan 16

The servant to the Goddess of Power.

Dinraal

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— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

💭 ‘ oh who am I kidding… ‘

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

If there’s two TEDDIES, then that should mean they’ll get their job done TWICE as fast

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— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

“ If Hell didn’t already exist, we’re living in it now… “

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— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

[ And in seconds, he’s finally freed. Once again. ]

“ You’re a life saver, partner… Wait, what? “

[ Glancing up, he reaches for the peel to take it off, tossing it aside. ]

“ Heh, good eye as always. “

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 8h

[Immediately helping him, as he does often and would for the rest of time.]

...

[Signing.]

'You have a banana peel on your head.'

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 9h

[ he’s stuck in a trash can. ]

[ again. ]

[ will [Y/M] help him? ]

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 7h

“ WHOA WHOA WHOA—! “

[ So much movement, or so it felt like, he almost thinks it’s a truck picking him up–

Until something grabbed his legs, freeing him from the can. ]

“ W-Wow, thanks..! “

[ Looking over, he was pleasantly surprised. ]

“ Sorry ya had to see me like that… “

GRETCHEN G. @ultsurvivalist.bsky.social · 8h

[Sets the trashcan up right, and then pulls him back up from the depths of the can by the legs. Woah, she's-- strong and really tall...]

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 9h

[ he’s stuck in a trash can. ]

[ again. ]

[ will [Y/M] help him? ]