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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter

@capybaragh.bsky.social

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A 34yo CapyFail who is trying their best.

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · May 30

These guys from OSRS give me life.
#runescape
#capybara

Capybara Idle GIF

Alt: A gif of a capybara head, wearing an orange for a hat, pops up out of the water before pulling back down. Bubbles form on the surface before the loop repeats.

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 9h

What's his trigger:
- seeing red, white, and blue all together?
- the smell of fast food exhaust ports?
- hearing 16-wheeler horns? (or guns)

Also does he look any different?
I kept imagining a werewolf but suddenly wearing a trucker or fishing hat and flannel.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 9h

It's been long enough I can't recall how long it took me, but I DO remember that I failed at least 3 times at the finish line jumping over the thorns. OTL

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 10h

Did you use the acid skip?

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 10h

I guess with all this my following words might ring hollow, but I mean them. There are so many people that will love you for you. And the things that they love might be things that you can't or won't see.
It's up to us to try and accept that while our feelings matter, we can't let them hold us back.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 10h

Anything that tries to be kind "to me" ends up having the opposite effect thanks to that. I can't take kindness seriously, only through a veil of irony.
Oh, did you ever play Monster Mind? Loved it up until it started talking to "you" then my mind rejected the fantasy. It's like that.

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 10h

For all my being the "funny guy" I actually never did self-depreciating humor and always try to get others to be better to themselves. However, my way of coping was distancing myself entirely from...myself.
This is not better, just a different form of self-neglect. And insidiously long-lasting.

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 11h

I wouldn't go so far as to say I hate chubs with big penises, but they have a higher chance of ruining my mood by turning my attention inward.

But I know it's not their fault, and I feel this must be similar to your hang-ups with SPH. It causes that reflection that shows our scars. It's alright.

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 12h

I wanted to come back to this after realizing something, your feelings ARE valid still.
For me, I love seeing small-dicked chubs. Not only because I like it but because it lets me put that love onto someone relatable but distant.
However occasionally there's a "perfect" dick chub and I turn sour.

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 12h

It's oddly enough not mean, still SPH but technically the things they are saying can be said without malice.
In fact, that phone guy LOVES it it seems lol.

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 15h

This feels like tongue-in-cheek critique on modern social issues.
In that the "white balance" you can't get rid of is "erasing all the colors" of whatever it gets its hands on.

I mean, not really...I just thought it was funny. Heh.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 15h

Hnnng, so cute!

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 15h

Something like Kylie Sven Opossum from Fantastic Mr. Fox?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mSV...

Are you listening to me!?

YouTube video by 3dZanimacija

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 16h

Wow, voice-to-character is spot on!

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 17h

Legit have had so many dreams of empty bath areas or restrooms that stretch on and on that I can eminently imagine this prompt.
Now if only they'd end up populated at the end like this...

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 19h

And the brand-bundled vasodilator "Dr. Poppers"

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 20h

You can marinate it or air fry it very well.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 20h

Gideon: www.youtube.com/watch?v=57VH...

Mother warned me about women like you

YouTube video by Shiver

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Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 1d

I always love seeing your little animation things.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 1d

As the executioner's blade came down, he had grown accustomed to its noise: "whack-a".
But now it haunts him, chases him, his old friend now his enemy: "whack-a, whacka, wacka, waka".

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 1d

Okay but you're gonna feel silly when a similarly-dressed man shows up in a separate police car and this guy tears off his mask.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 1d

>then i'll do some penis versions

Can't wait to see what they look like as penises.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 2d

On the one hand, grandma really misses the barnyard; but on the other hand she keeps buying these damn roofs and we're running out of room.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 2d

I get what you're saying but Meiji Gummy Choco (grape) ended up being so good that I'll fight for it.
Was seeing it get marked down, because obviously no one was buying that, until it was super low and I just had to try it.
Turned out that the flavors mixed very well. And the tube smells so good lol

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 2d

They don't talk about it, but this is one of the few reasons to get into the career!
It's not like they're there to exorcise the ghost, if that was true they'd have gone into religion.

Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter @capybaragh.bsky.social · 2d

Digger, listener, runner, Prince with the estradiol patches.

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