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it's a barnum and bailey world, just as phony as it can be (RP; adult writer, child character. nonsexual but mature themes.)
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[ oh, your daddy's rich
and your ma is good-lookin'
so hush, little baby
don't you cry ]

#jjbarp / #jojorp / #rpsky
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// there are always WAY more posts complaining about "drama"
than there are of the actual "drama" they're talking about

and it's actually way more annoying than any actual conflict on the TL so
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// ok i might make lulu. are there any other jojolanders here
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i like fire trucks and moster trucks
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hey hey hey cmon im just a little guy
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me: "i like paper frogs and ccranes :)"
yotsuyu yagiyama, architect: "Christ you are extremely fucking selfish. die"
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/ lulu jojolands is the embodiment of the "annoying brat" trope i've been writing tsurugi as.... i think ill muse her .......
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my grandma kaato has died by reindeer hit-and-run
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I can't do ANYTHING fun. I wanna go to adult places! Like a bar, or, umm... a pachinko parlor?

Anyways I need another kid so we can both get into a trenchcoat and pretend to be an adult
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Personally, I was studying orthodontics :/
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...
Can you buy me one? They don't sell to kids.
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Why weren't YOU at elf practice
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So... freakiness runs in that family I guess?

I can relate...
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I'm too kawaii for this world
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Bitch watch your fucking language?
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