Cara “Carebear” Strader
@carebearstrader.bsky.social
Imma 1/3 of the bestest triplets eva (Ronnie is okie I guess). Mamabear’s favourite. I created Auntie Teebag & Uncy Scrots. Pegger of Bruhcus. (Not actually Victoria Konefal ya shilly chits)
And she’ll rise from the ashes like a Phoenix, or another city in Arizona, bruhs!
I have been contacted by two companies.
One, it was my Ma, Auntie and horny stoned sister that have history there.
The other, you can find my name all throughout.
To give hints….
1. It will be televised
2. I have an icicle made of a loved/hated condiment
One, it was my Ma, Auntie and horny stoned sister that have history there.
The other, you can find my name all throughout.
To give hints….
1. It will be televised
2. I have an icicle made of a loved/hated condiment
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
And she’ll rise from the ashes like a Phoenix, or another city in Arizona, bruhs!
Bruhs come in all sizes, that's a fact! It's true
All colors of the rainbow from mauve to blue
Their names may not be different and their shoes may not match
One might say 'grasp' while the other says 'snatch'
Some like to toss while others like to caaaaatch
Becauusssse bruhs come in all sizes
All colors of the rainbow from mauve to blue
Their names may not be different and their shoes may not match
One might say 'grasp' while the other says 'snatch'
Some like to toss while others like to caaaaatch
Becauusssse bruhs come in all sizes
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Bruhs come in all sizes, that's a fact! It's true
All colors of the rainbow from mauve to blue
Their names may not be different and their shoes may not match
One might say 'grasp' while the other says 'snatch'
Some like to toss while others like to caaaaatch
Becauusssse bruhs come in all sizes
All colors of the rainbow from mauve to blue
Their names may not be different and their shoes may not match
One might say 'grasp' while the other says 'snatch'
Some like to toss while others like to caaaaatch
Becauusssse bruhs come in all sizes
Remember Bruhs!
Before the invention of the train in 1804, wagons were ran on your mom!
Until we BRUH again!
Bahahahaha
Before the invention of the train in 1804, wagons were ran on your mom!
Until we BRUH again!
Bahahahaha
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Remember Bruhs!
Before the invention of the train in 1804, wagons were ran on your mom!
Until we BRUH again!
Bahahahaha
Before the invention of the train in 1804, wagons were ran on your mom!
Until we BRUH again!
Bahahahaha
Bruh… the look on Vaders face!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Bruh… the look on Vaders face!
Reposted by Cara “Carebear” Strader
Not me, bruh. Imma cut glass
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not me, bruh. Imma cut glass
Mamabear taking names!
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mamabear taking names!
Ur fave bruh has to feed her gluties somehow! Carebear’s milkshake bring all the Bruhriguez to the yard
October 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ur fave bruh has to feed her gluties somehow! Carebear’s milkshake bring all the Bruhriguez to the yard
Ugh, Imma have cramps so bad. It feels like I have a tractor in my uterus, bruhs
Times like this makes this Carebear think God is a bitch
#PeriodsSuck
Times like this makes this Carebear think God is a bitch
#PeriodsSuck
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ugh, Imma have cramps so bad. It feels like I have a tractor in my uterus, bruhs
Times like this makes this Carebear think God is a bitch
#PeriodsSuck
Times like this makes this Carebear think God is a bitch
#PeriodsSuck
Imma need some hair ties and scrunchies and like a square pillow to ! Bruhziki ( @atararaven.bsky.social ) got some you can spare a bruh? Imma make you and McSteamy some Baklava edibles in exchange!
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Imma need some hair ties and scrunchies and like a square pillow to ! Bruhziki ( @atararaven.bsky.social ) got some you can spare a bruh? Imma make you and McSteamy some Baklava edibles in exchange!
Shit, you seen’t the snake bruh?! Imma not gonna lie, I thought it was jus’ me
Never doing shrooms with @carebearstrader.bsky.social ever again
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Shit, you seen’t the snake bruh?! Imma not gonna lie, I thought it was jus’ me
Best known for… bruhhhhh the dude was legendary and so much more than A Cap movie
Robert Redford, the actor best known for his role in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, has passed away.
September 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Best known for… bruhhhhh the dude was legendary and so much more than A Cap movie
Are you a baldin’ bald bruh? Well, here’s a tattoo idea for you! Imma genius
September 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Are you a baldin’ bald bruh? Well, here’s a tattoo idea for you! Imma genius
If this little bruh was my kitty, we be duking it out for eating my edible
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If this little bruh was my kitty, we be duking it out for eating my edible
So bruhs, I took my niece, our little CM Punk (Christian Michelle be a punk but so adorbs) and this creepy ass bruh kept staring at me. We were walkin by and he goes “isn’t that skirt a little short” and I go “as long as you can’t see my dick it’s fine, bruh”
September 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So bruhs, I took my niece, our little CM Punk (Christian Michelle be a punk but so adorbs) and this creepy ass bruh kept staring at me. We were walkin by and he goes “isn’t that skirt a little short” and I go “as long as you can’t see my dick it’s fine, bruh”
Bruhs, some peeps don’t know that four dogs gots four assholes
September 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bruhs, some peeps don’t know that four dogs gots four assholes
Imma give you somethin’ real sexy sexy
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Imma give you somethin’ real sexy sexy
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ida watch that sex tape, bruhs
Spooky legends, Vincent Price, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) and John Astin (Gomez Addams) together in 1986.
August 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ida watch that sex tape, bruhs