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it went fine but when the vet called, zelda was howling in the background 😭
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
my dogs are both getting dental procedures done and im just an anxious dog mum all day now
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
they're just my little old women 😭
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
my dogs are both getting dental procedures done and im just an anxious dog mum all day now
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
always trust a kiwi in the rain 🤌🏻
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
okay racing gods you can stop now
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
bathurst is absolutely the most Dramatic™ race ive watched this year
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
what a silly little race, i love it so much
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
solidified the Brown jinx xoxo
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
i jinxed mostert, kostecki, brown and feeney
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
it'll take a miracle i fear
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
my curse effectiveness at this point should qualify me to become an etsy witch
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
i jinxed mostert, kostecki, brown and feeney
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
the chainsaws are out in the pitlane, this race is so on
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
chaz is immediately on the beers 😭
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transsalamander.bsky.social
Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss
@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

9:09am - 9/9/2025 180K Views
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
absolutely, i feel like i just got my citizenship
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
i had 2 glasses of champagne at work before i left and it shocked me to my boots lol
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
by 'met' i mean i smiled nicely at him and didnt disturb his day
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
yall i just met one of the original Wiggles members on the bus home from work lmao (the red Wiggle fyi)
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
and you'll get a nasty ass nickname for good measure too
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
these ladies go from discussing Alzheimers to WW2 survivors to gout dick sucker insults to dismissed law suits to finger pointing over failing businesses in 43 minutes. girl i need an aspirin
carlafiorenzo.bsky.social
deja vu is a wicked bitch, i must respect her fucked up abilities